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Crime / Re: "I Started This Business With My School Fees And Robbers Did This To Me". Photos by browniex: 12:46pm On Jun 08, 2017
Could have been carried out by his friend,his fellow brother and competitor,Igbos can do anything for money
Crime / Re: "I Started This Business With My School Fees And Robbers Did This To Me". Photos by browniex: 12:42pm On Jun 08, 2017
obialfa:
Proverbs 9:17

"Stolen water is sweet; And bread eaten in secret is pleasant."
are you consoling him or mocking him?
Business / Re: Akwa Ibom Govt Gives Traders 31 Day Ultimatum To Reduce Price Of Foodstuff by browniex: 7:32am On Jun 08, 2017
The current akwaibom state governor is an underperformer.

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Travel / Re: Myanmar Plane With 104 On Board Crashes by browniex: 10:40pm On Jun 07, 2017
GeneralOjukwu:
One would wake up in

1. Heaven.... OR 2. Hell ....OR... 3. None of the above.

BUT i can assure you, you would wake up in 4. the belly of maggots undecided undecided undecided

RIP to the deceased...
you don't find maggots in the sea,shacks will just snack on them.
Romance / Re: When Your Girlfriend/Wife Insist You Must Bath Everynight(Photos) by browniex: 12:11am On Jun 03, 2017
Well it depends on your compound, the first compound I stayed in lagos,was a massive face me I face you,with more than 30 tenants,so using the bathroom was always a problem, sometimes people will just stand outside and take thier bath,most times when I came back at night and want to shower,the bathroom is always occupied, if 8 don't want to wait I will just stay in a dark corner at the backyard and rush my bath,the whole thing just irritated me,and I just gradually grew tired of night bathing, but now I don't miss my night shower,because I live in a comfortable place with my bathroom and toilet.

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Crime / Re: Photos Of Woman Who Set Her Husband & Herself Ablaze Weeks After Wedding by browniex: 11:34pm On May 31, 2017
bobokunlexzy:


You're right Bro. I have one who is not even my GF but wey we just dey sokisoki .....but if u see d level of her jealosy ehn..... I just ditch her sharp sharp
that is it ,I had one thick girl, she was always monitoring my movement,always suspecting me of sleeping with other girls,whenever she calls and I don't pick,she will just conclude that iam on top of a woman,she will keep calling till my battery will go off,there was a day I went to see her,after making love,we just relaxed on the bed,and she took my phone and started checking through it,when she saw that I stored her number with baby,she just flared up,and asked why I should store her as baby instead of sweetheart or darling,or any other romantic name,that iam not proud of her that is why am hiding her name as baby,that anyone that sees it will think that it is my child or something, that led to quarrel and she just suddenly became violent, I was just suprised at the way she was reacting,even when I explained to her that I like her a lot that is why I saved her as baby,she just couldn't take,well I just got up put on my boxers and got dressed and left her house in anger that day,in fact I ended the relationship that very day,after like 3 days she kept calling and begging, I just told her it won't work out because I know I won't be able to handle such thoughtless jealousy.
Politics / Re: Ntoakwaibom Stop Spreading False News, Akwa Ibom State Observed Biafra Day by browniex: 10:38pm On May 31, 2017
Just stop all this biafra nonsense already, it is when the Igbos sit at home for one week that 8 will take them seriously
Crime / Re: Lagos Jungle, Agbole, Where Men, Women Offer Oral, Anal Sex For Fees by browniex: 12:59pm On May 31, 2017
Washing and setting! Illiteracy is indeed a disease.
Crime / Re: Photos Of Woman Who Set Her Husband & Herself Ablaze Weeks After Wedding by browniex: 12:02pm On May 31, 2017
Run from an insecure woman,they degree of jealousy is just insane

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Celebrities / Re: DSS Recaptures Nollywood Actress On Death Row Who Escaped From Prison by browniex: 7:55am On May 31, 2017
She did not escape,one oga bleeped her and released her.
Romance / Re: Naked Couple Caught Having S*x In Broad Daylight Inside A City Centre by browniex: 7:38am On May 31, 2017
The wife looks pregnsnt,and pregnant women are always in need of sex

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Education / Re: WHY DON’T BIRDS GET ELECTROCUTED WHEN THEY SIT ON POWER LINES? by browniex: 10:42pm On May 30, 2017
zuby4real10:
birds legs are fully dried with out a single blood in them that's y they are not sensitive.
they have laminated legs
Education / Re: FUTA To Launch Satellite, NigeriaEdusat-1, Into Space On Thursday, 1st June 2017 by browniex: 10:40pm On May 30, 2017
Why can't you launch your satellite in your country?
Family / Re: "Why I Am Not Worried About My Wife Cheating On Me" by browniex: 11:29am On May 30, 2017
I but some women are damnin tradition and fucking about and nothing is happening, if the tradition was potent I but they will be a lot of mad women going around in that v8llage.
Family / Re: Baby Walks Just Minutes After Birth by browniex: 11:22am On May 30, 2017
She is in a hurry to get her destiny started
Romance / Re: My Ex Begging For My Love After seeing This Photo of me by browniex: 8:44am On May 30, 2017
This guy is immature
Health / Re: How Many Press Ups Can You Do? by browniex: 4:55pm On May 29, 2017
100 without break
Sports / Re: Iheanacho Becomes Most Expensive Nigerian Player After Man City Accept £24m Bid by browniex: 12:13pm On May 27, 2017
NwaObinkita:
Iheanacho is not 20years....


He is in his mid thirties...

Nigerian players should learn that Pele did not become great by reducing his age.
where you there when he was born?,or are you his relative, have you not seen a 17year old that looks 25?chiefly because of the nutrition he recieves,if you were not there when he was born,you have no justification to suggest his age.
Politics / Re: IPOB Declares Sit-at-home In 10 Northern Cities by browniex: 11:07pm On May 24, 2017
They are just clowns,go to computer village or Alaba international on that day and see whether they won't open
Education / Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide. Bet9ja Has Finished Me by browniex: 8:13am On May 23, 2017
DavidTheGeek:
You had 300k and you still played Bet9ja?? My guy you're greedy!

Don't kill yourself tho... You'll get over it.
the accumulated money he wasted not in one lump
Family / Re: Businessman Marries Off 50 Girls In Yobe (Photo) by browniex: 10:42am On May 22, 2017
Must they always marry?is it not better to educate and empower them?marrying them off is a continuation of thier slavery.
Politics / Re: APC Supporter Post Picture Of Buhari Walking In London (pic) by browniex: 10:59pm On May 21, 2017
karlz:

how did his daughters attend uk universities?from selling cows??seriously there is more to it than meet the eyes, he may have said he bought his presidential nomination form with a bank loan but that doesnt mean his wife or some other "proxy" is also "poor"
his wife owns oNE of the biggest spas in Abuja, that is before she became first lady
Politics / Re: APC Supporter Post Picture Of Buhari Walking In London (pic) by browniex: 10:57pm On May 21, 2017
khallyberry:
sometimes I do Imagine if this man had not been president, how would he have coped with financing his treatment? ? he should continue using tax payers money to ressurrect his long-gone dead cells.
if he was in his hometown, minding his cows and family he would not be this sick,to rule this godforsaken country is a massive job,exactly what happened to yaradua.
Crime / Re: 13-year-old Boys Who Fled Home And Lied About Being Kidnapped Nabbed In Lagos by browniex: 10:09pm On May 21, 2017
[quote author=lonelydora post=56748242]

Why are you headless on your dp like the Fela effigy at Allen? [/quote
Family / Re: My Husband fvcked Me So Hard That My Pussy Became Hot! by browniex: 4:03pm On May 21, 2017
Fakemumu:
My husband bedmatics these days dey make me fear when night wan come...he is just too gbat] grin ....na me dey use race run go parlour kai..God let it continue being dis way forever oooo shocked
you are a learner

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Education / Re: Amou Haji, The World's Dirtiest Man Who Hasn't Bathed For 60Years(Photos) by browniex: 11:36pm On May 20, 2017
praise1705:
and some people are clean but don't live that long


wehdonsir
the more you are exposed to dirt and filth the more your immune system works hard, and becomes stronger,sometimes over cleanliness is unhealthy because it relaxes your defense system because it doesn't have much work to do.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Giving Me Doggy Anymore by browniex: 11:33pm On May 18, 2017
profitablebet:
are you a foool? Can't you buy yourself a dog?
it's obvious your father had sex with a dog and that is how you came to be.
Romance / Re: Why Do Women Stay At The Back Of Men Ontop Okada In Lagos by browniex: 7:20am On May 18, 2017
So that the man won't suddenly grow a torchlight in his trouser
Romance / My Girlfriend Is Not Giving Me Doggy Anymore by browniex: 7:18am On May 18, 2017
Am getting angry at my girlfriend, she enjoys only the missionary sex position, whenever we are having sex,I screw her till she is satisfied, but I find it difficult to ejaculate until I round it up with a hot doggy,but she complains that it painful.I have been patient with her alot of times,but right now,I need a banging doggy.
Politics / Re: Amazing Facts About Obudu - By Michael Uzoma Michael by browniex: 12:02am On May 18, 2017
SoberDisciple:
Another fact is that is that since Donald left, the frenzy that came with the core attraction of Obudu which is the ranch is ebbing fast.
Liyel was the worst thing that happened to CRS.
As for Ayade, he's too playful and excited to be taken serious. But he (Ayade) is still better than Liyel.
imoke acts like he has brain tumor
Celebrities / Re: Floyd Mayweather Hires A Lady To Bath Him For 20mins For $5million(this Is Mind by browniex: 11:27pm On May 17, 2017
He has money but feels poor

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