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LastSurvivor11:
Me wey b home base..
Where America wan see me question

you look like my favourite soup.

subtlemee:
The photos are usually taken after they've spent days or weeks in detention without food and bath and or when investigations has been completed and proven that they are really the criminals

immediately police hold you, haggard becomes your middle name.

3980 in 1980 is equivalent to 3.9 million naira now,so no difference.

kachic2:
She get diabetes.

I thought of that initially,but I realized she eats a lot of sugary stuff.

cronsberg:
Guys, i was just having a conversation with my girlfriend/ wife to be about likes and likes-not in bed, and while listing her likes, she went on a story telling episode about her previous guy. The part of the story that caught my attention was when she said that her ex will do her for hours without resting. She said there was a time she visited the guy and he effd her from 12 noon to 5pm, that she could barely walk that day and was feeling so satisfied and fulfilled. She then said with all the fuss i was making about effing her out of her senses, that i came short of satisfaction, and that the guy was stronger in bed. You could imaging how furious and boiling i was feeling inside while hearing this from her in a normal conversation.
The facts are though that when ever we have sex, i am absolutely sure i last for atleast 15 minutes or more no doubt, my penis is 5.7 to 6 inches erect and hard as wood, i do pre-intimacy and such, so what the hell is the problem? Is it even my damn problem or her's? I know for damn sure no normal guy will last for more than 20 minutes of constant thrusting. If she has to be effd for hours in order to feel satisfied, isn't she the one with the problem? On the one hand, i feel like i shouldn't even worry myself since she is aperantly the nimphomeniac not me. On the other hand, i feel that her "accidental revelation" is a sign of what's to come, as in she might be a cheater when married because of her insatiable appetied for marathon sex.
what's your opinion guys

no go kill yourself ontop woman,if she can't manage the little you can muster,then let her take a walk,to avoid future regrets.

tsmith:
A little research solves a lot of ignorance

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.glamour.com/story/foods-that-affect-how-your-vagina-tastes/amp

thanks for the info.

The truth be told, if nigerians engaged in legitimate businesses in south Africa and lived peacefully with them they won't be attacked,if you travel to south Africa you will notice that the drug ring is controlled by the Igbos while the scam and forgery ring is controlled by the yorubas,and after that they still go ahead and flaunt money and live an arrogant and flamboyant lifestyle, sleeping with south African girls at will,while the south africans just look on.that's enough reason to be angry.

An autopsy should be conducted on hum to make sure he did not ingest drugs.

Maths is the easiest subject, it is the fear of it that makes it seem difficult. talking from experience.

14teenK:
Can you give me the accurate taste of dick

that question is for the ladies not me,I only know about pussies.

greatnaija01:
it is the taste of the charm she has used to trap you o....

or you are TASTING the remains of her SUGAR daddy

really funny

I met this girl sometime,and we got to know each other,we talked a lot on whatsapp and really got naughty,we got to the point of exchanging nude pictures,I told her a lot of naughty things I will do to her when she comes to my house,told her I was going to lick her from bottom to top and take her to ecstasy,well it got to a point she just couldn't stand the fire anymore, so she had to come and see me,I welcomed her with a kiss and she responded hungrily, I took the hint and got down to business, she was practically on fire,I lifted her and placed her on the bed and spread her pussy wide,with my skilled tongue,I sent her to high heavens,but I was suprised that her pussy was sugary,I mean it tasted as if she put sugar or honey inside,the taste killed my appetite and I couldn't continue ,I ask her why her pussy is tasting that way,and she was evading the question, but I felt maybe she dropped sugar or honey inside her just to impress me.but guys have you ever tasted a sugary pussy?want to know.

SalamRushdie:
A lot of us doubted the ability of the VP in the past most likely because his silence and non interference approach to Buhari's poor decisions..The VP of any country is akin to a spare tyre and you will never know how strong and durable you spare tyre is till you have a flat tyre and use it ...such is the case in Nigeria now

or a fame hungry player on a substitute bench.

Can't he afford 500 or 1000 for an hour in a small guesthouse?

Joel3:
make una help oh. my penis is lose guiding big yanshs

for some time now
my penis doesn't stand for long with woman. but if its masturbation it stand straight. its now embarrassing me. I drink beer a lot every day and cum quick if Its raw.

I don't know if it's the beer and sugar. who I need to train myself. help oh.

just stop masturbating, you have programmed your penis for masturbation, very soon it would not recognize sex anymore,even if it sees a naked woman it would run back into its shell,like a snail.

Anambra is dirty and disorganized, it's not always about structures, but the arrangement.and they should build standard roads with proper drainage and walkways,also do something about the red earth that is everywhere there. let a company like Julius berger handle the road building and design,then you can have something to brag about.take a trip to uyo and see how roads are built.

After a good bashing my woman just sleeps like she is unconscious.

oglalasioux:
Idi Amin is over six feet tall. Besides he wasn't even in power when Shagari was president. Amin was ousted in April 1979, 5 months before Shagari became president.

I know,I was just pulling has legs,besides the man is as fat and black like the infamous AMIN

falconey:
6. Threatening to withhold something (e.g. conversation, sex, etc.) to get your way.

I can say for others but this will never stop.It's their most crucial weapon in manipulating men.

that is exactly what my girlfriend is doing to me right now,just because she wanted to come and see me and told her to wait till next week,she got angry and stopped picking my calls,I have been trying to talk to her now for the past 4 days,she has refused to pick,she is putting me throw an emotional punishment, so I have decided to delete her number and the call log,so that I won't be tempted to call her again,until she calls,if she doesn't, then that's the end of the relationship.

Edwinmason:
who is that man by the right?

IDI AMIN

woodcook:
Am I the only one that thinks that Nigerians have a bad "English habit"?

Growing up we were told that reading papers and news articles improves one's language. But reading some blogs and stlye of reporting makes one cring.

I am no English expert but the fact I spend a reasonable amount of time reading news blog from Nigeria I hope to learn not to be left worse off

cringe

jerrybakermillz:
Ok... If I start to talk eeh, dem go won dey reason how I dey spend my money on a weekend forget say as I don get money eeh...but on a serious note, lap n nude dancing had been existing before now so why make news about it now, ask our politicians they are very used to dis kinda VIP treatment

that is where big men spend thier money,I once worked as a security man for a couple of big influential men,but they were very tight fisted,paying salary was always an issue to them,they will come back at 2to 3am in the morning with different girls,and if you are not alert and awake to open the gate ,they will sieze your salery,but after a couple of years of hustle ,I made my own money and started flexing big time,I went to a strip club in allen sometime, while sipping my drink and watching them nude chicks shaking thier butt ,guess who I saw seated right opposite me?,the very man I worked for aa a security man,the very stingy man that refused to pay my salary for 3months,he had three naked girls dancing with him,and was busy fingering one that was lying on a table with her pussy spread, he was spraying them with crisp 1000naira notes with reckless abandon.couldn't say anything but just stare and ponder.

I have this pretty lady as a friend,when we started the relationship, she was always exciting in bed,ready to do any style,but after going on for close to a year now ,she has changed,she is no longer exciting and ready to experiment like before,she nows prefers only the missionary style,giving a Mouth Action is now a problem to her,I get tired of a particular style,and like to do different styles but she is not always coperating,when I do a paticular style for 15 to 20 minutes I get bored and change to another to keep me charged,so her recent attitude has made me lose interest in sex with her,she wants us to be together often,but I always come up with excuses,and this is affecting us emotionally.I tried to talk to her about it,and she told me she has too many things on her mind,that is why her body is not reacting to sex the way it used to,but she had refused to tell me what the problem is,am worried.

A man moves on to the next challenge when he conquers the present one.and besides, the responsibility of marriage douses the flame of passion if given a chance.

naptu2:
https://www.nairaland.com/987367/how-did-lagos-cope-before

thanks for the info, quite revealing.

doctokwus:
My broda,d thing tire sombrody.
Just because of a 23km light rail and a proposed 4th mainland bridge and eko atlantic city,lagos will now compete with other megacities in d world!
Despite google and cheap internet,d way some pple display their ignorance is dumbfounding.
Ambode is doing a marvellous job,compared to d many incompetent govs spread round and a utterly incompetent and sick president,but Lagos needs at least 25 yrs of such development to catch up with d 2nd string of mega cities and 50 to catch up with d likes of Tokyo Seoul,London,etc

Nigeria can catch up with them if they work at a very fast pace,churning out projects after projects,but everyone knows that it is a mere pipe dream,they are a lot of proposed projects in this country that are either still on paper or uncompleted, we always start what we can't finish.dubai was merely a desert a couple of years back,but look how far they have gone now,so it is not how long a country exists it is about how committed and dedicated they are to turning around thier situation.

Before the coming of the third mainland bridge, how did lagosians use to commute between the mainland and island?just asking.

Make your money anyhow you want,as long as it doesn't affect him adversely when he decides to turn over a new leaf.

Your choice is awful.

Toshiba49ja:
Chill bro

that is better,big ups

Toshiba49ja:

would you kindly take that damn picture down.

As an artist you have to be creative and imaginative, there is no creativity in drawing people's pictures.use your brain and your mind,imagine, then bring it to life through drawing,that is the hallmark of a great artist.I can draw people's pictures well,bit I don't see myself as an artist.