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Why would she go the pastor for stomach pain?what are doctors for?the rate at which Nigerians are hoodwinked by religion is just alarming

Well guys and gals, let's just have a little fun here, have you ever heard a particular song that goes way back and brings back memories of your childhood? Well siting in my room today,I heard quite an old song that used to be very popular during my growing up years,and memories just came flooding back,when I thought of the numerous mischievous things I did as a child,I just couldn't help but laugh alot. so I am asking ,do you have any little rules you used to break as a child?or any naughty things you used to do,let's share it here just for the fun of it.well let me start with mine,during my childhood,I was a notorious peeping tom,we lived in a very big compound,where we had more than twenty tenants,they where more than twenty or thirty women living in the compound,both married and unmarried,I made sure i saw the pussy of everyone of them one after the other,I remember when I was preparing for my jss3 examination,I did not use to go the school regularly,I preferred to stay at home and read the textbooks that were bought for me,and that provided the opportunity for me to monitor all the women that either went to the toilet or to the bathroom,the bathroom and toilet just faced each other, so whenever a woman gets into the toilet,I will just live my books and rush inside the bathroom,and wait a little while for her to UnCloth and start the job,then I will bend down and peep at her open pussy,the doors of the toilet and bathroom were halfway, so all you needed to do was to just bend down and enjoy the feast, there was no woman in the compound that I did not know the shape ,size,and color of their pussy.well needless to say that I got caught a couple of times and was able to lie my way out of serious caning.I even went as far trying to bore a hole on the wall of our kitchen linking the bathroom, for continous peeping, I was caught doing that,and my dad nearly killed me,I was stripped naked and made to lie on the table,while my dad pummeled my bare buttocks with uncountable strokes of cane.I also remember when I was caught fucking a girl that was even crazier than me inside the toilet,imagine a girl as little as she was,giving me a Mouth Action and asking me to suck her pussy,when she layed down on the ground and opened her pussy, she asked me to suck.I looked at her pussy,it was lined with shit. I just could not bring myself to suck her,as we were getting up,someone just opened the door and was shocked to see what we did, the beating I received that day ehh,I nearly died,if not my mum that came and wrestled me from my dad's grip when she could not stand my screams anymore, she promised that next time they catch me,that they will put pepper inside my prick,well let me stop here.you are free to narrate yours.

Well my own is really sick, my girlfriend stays with her cousin,so I went to spend the night with her in her cousins house,we had to sleep on the floor,while her cousin slept on the bed.so I waited a little while for her cousin to fall asleep before I started fucking her,the sexual battle was so intense that I even forgot that we were not alone,she was not even helping matters as a she was moaning like crazy, and finally exploded in a nerve shattering orgasm.after that we layed together spent.and she fell asleep immediately. after a few minutes I wanted to get up to wear my boxer,when my eyes strayed to the bed,I was shocked by what I saw,her cousin was lying stark naked with her legs spread,meanwhile I knew that her cousin is interested in me judging by the way she talks to me and plays with me,she also talks dirty with me,but I have always restrained myself so that I won't cause quarrel between them,but that night as I looked at her spread pussy,all I wanted was to enter inside her,my dick was so hard it was threatening to break,I did not give a second thought as I carefully entangled myself from my sleeping girl and crawled on top the bed,I was so charged that I totally disregarded the consequences,I felt her hairy pussy with my fingers and slid a finger inside her,it was then I realized that she was not really sleeping,because she was soaking wet,I waisted no time,she moaned softly as my dick slided into her,with my arms holding up her waist,I rode her gently.well needless to say,that her pussy drove me insane,she was so sweet and tight,she held tight to me even after she reached orgasm,I had to drag myself away from the bed and back to my snoring babe.well after that spine chilling incident,sex with her became a regular.

I personally worked in his house,he travels abroad like you go to the loo,the funniest part is that he has no business going to church, pastors,priests,reverend father's and all those big title holders in different churches come to his house to pray for him once in a year,and that is at his birthday. to say that he is wealthy is an understatement.

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what if they are divorced or separated 10years after,would they still have fond memories looking at the pictures?

[quote author=emmabest2000 post=51296399]Hahahahahahaha .....

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Is not suicide,someone helped him off the earth.the cops should do their job.

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I do it a lot with our cleaner in the office,she is the reason I go to work as early as 5am.

tee59:
May be u av conjunctivitis 4 eyes and she no wan to be infected.

you avoid looking at a guy in the eyes because of conjutivitis or whatever and yet you open your pussy wide for a guy to ride you without protection,who is a sucker?I sure know your type.

EgusiSoup:
That is what they told her from the marine world as a condition for reseting your destiny to off colour mode.

You need to see a white garment pastor for deliverance!

I want to hear from serious people not basket mouth wannabes.

well people,I have a beautiful girl for a friend,she is good natured,very busy and delicious in bed,mind you,I love sex a lot and I always end up addicting my women with it.but this present girl am having is giving me concern,first of all she has very massive boobs,and enjoys sex a lot,even with the wild sex we have,I always have this feeling that she has prostituted before,whenever I ask her about her background,she will tell me that it is a long story.I have kicked around with a lot of bad girls,so I can easily decode a girl despite her pretence,whenever she comes to see me,she makes sure she avoids looking at me straight in the eyes,the only time she looks in my eyes is when we are done making love and laying down tired an looking up at me,I really like her but something tells me she is keeping a secret,or she is fucking around.I called her once and I heard kids voice in the background,I asked her if she is married or with kids but she is not saying anything. pls why is she always avoiding my eyes,is it guilty conscience?

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only two Niger delta governors had the confidence to execute grand futuristic projects, Goswill Akpabio, Amechi, the only reason Amechi could not do much was because of the supremacy battle with patience Jonathan.

Donald Trump is a survivor and will always be,I remember when he went from wealth to complete bankruptcy,but he fought his way up,and got back to being one of America's richest and most flamboyant billionaires,I have a lot of respect for trump,like I have for Richard Branson.congrats to him.never suppress the fighter in you.

if police can kill, over 20naira,what do you imagine they are capable of, over 20k

U r so ignorant, a Keke nape is 620k right now.stop talking through your ass.

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