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Business / Neat Samsungs4 For Sale by browniex: 8:11am On Jul 25, 2017
I have a neat Samsung s4 for sale,it has 16gig memory and 2gig ram,very fast browsing. Price is 35k,negotiable.
Celebrities / Re: Blackface Calls On FG To Arrest Tuface Over Song Theft by browniex: 3:10pm On Jul 24, 2017
Blackface is still stagnated and living in the past,others have moved on to greater things,he should just roll up his sleeves and get to work,or he will soon expire,like the drugs sold in onitsha market.
Education / Re: Girl Breaks 30yr Old Rule To Enter Boys Hostel. See How Boys Reacted (photos) by browniex: 2:56pm On Jul 24, 2017

Hoist or host..... Lmfao
Politics / Re: Mbe Nwaniga Compares Ojukwu's Biafra To Kanu's Biafra by browniex: 12:17am On Jul 22, 2017
The Igbos are not united,that is why they don't have a strong voice,na coperation make rice full pot,they lack coperation,and that is thier undoing.
Car Talk / Re: Has Anyone On Nairaland Used An Innoson Vehicle Before? What Was Your Experience by browniex: 1:17pm On Jul 19, 2017
My friend is using the pick up van in lagos,it is very rugged, and runs very well.

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Car Talk / Re: Has Anyone On Nairaland Used An Innoson Vehicle Before? What Was Your Experience by browniex: 1:15pm On Jul 19, 2017
Innoson is a box not a car. They use it more in the east
don't say what you don't have aNY idea about,because I know that people like you can't even afford a motorcycle talkless of car,just let the real men talk.

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Celebrities / Re: How Illbliss Treated His Wife Like A Queen Despite Eight Years Of Childlessness by browniex: 3:51pm On Jul 14, 2017
True,if you see them,you will know that they are really into each other, the love is just glaring,I see them every morning, going to and coming back from church together,holding hands like new lovers.the guy is an example of patience love and understanding.in a union. Congrats
Health / Re: US Returnee Slumps, Dies On Arrival At Lagos Airport by browniex: 10:35am On Jul 14, 2017
Was he deported,or did he return on his own volition?
Romance / Re: FIVE Different Types Of Vagina With Pictures, The Feature That Define Each One by browniex: 9:12am On Jul 13, 2017
Real pics,needed,not sketches
Sports / Re: C. Ronaldo Hires Nigerian Designer To Make Him Diamond-encrusted Boots (video) by browniex: 9:40am On Jul 10, 2017
CR7 is showing some love to Nigerians...
the nigerian is good at what he does,that is why he is getting high class patronage, no sentiments in business, just be the best you can be and you will get deals from unexpected aources.


Family / Re: My Sexual Problem With My Wife by browniex: 9:26am On Jul 10, 2017
Why would you excuse yourself to go and watch porn, why not watch it together with ur wife? Anyway, lemme give you a tip, memorize ur favorite porn scene in ur head. So whenever ur wife comes around just close ur eyes tight and replay the scene in ur head, ur erection will be explosive grin
it will stand up,bit will not stay up,once the scene skips from his head, his prick will fall down,he should just learn to love and appreciate his wife,don't allow only her unclothedness to turn you on,if you love her enough you will be turned on by just talking naughty with her or just looking into her eyes,everything about my woman turns me on,not only when she is nude.


Celebrities / Re: Tega Mofe-Damijo: RMD Celebrates His Son's 16th Birthday by browniex: 6:59pm On Jul 08, 2017

RMD so after stealing Delta state money,
So despite the proceeds you made from building The Dome at Asaba,

You could not buy ordinary toothpaste and toothbrush for your son.

See how brown his teeth is.
Science/Technology / Re: Whale Found In Ikuru Town's Beach, Rivers State (Photos) by browniex: 4:06pm On Jul 08, 2017
If it still has,blood,it means it is still fresh
Autos / Re: The New Lagos Danfo Bus Has Arrived Lagos (Photo) by browniex: 3:07pm On Jul 07, 2017
Innosen can do better than that,our politicians are the most unpatriotic set of people.

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Family / Re: Man Breaks The Internet After Allowing His Mother To Bathe And Feed Him (photos) by browniex: 11:10pm On Jul 05, 2017
Why is he not naked?
Crime / Re: Nigerian Swallows $90,000 Tucked Into Condoms In France, Nabbed By Police by browniex: 10:39pm On Jul 05, 2017
Can't the stomach digest condoms?
Celebrities / Re: Rapper Illbliss & Wife Welcome Baby Girl (Photos) by browniex: 10:43pm On Jul 01, 2017
wats ur definition of to blow in the industry. You think say illbliss be like all these braggers and all wey full everywhere like hushbasenji, turtle head davido, wizkid and the list goes on. Oga boss congrats on the blessing.
I'll bliss is cool headed and mature,doesn't show off.

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Celebrities / Re: Rapper Illbliss & Wife Welcome Baby Girl (Photos) by browniex: 10:41pm On Jul 01, 2017
They are always inseparable and very religious, congrats,to them thier faith has worked wonders.big ups to I'll bliss for his patience and maturity.
Celebrities / Re: Is D'banj's "King Don Come" Album Cover Better Than Game Of Thrones? by browniex: 11:36pm On Jun 27, 2017

He looks like King Nebuchadnezzar...only that Nebu was wiser and richer.

D'Banj is such a failure and I wonder why he is even named after a man as smart as Daniel.

The only way to describe D'Banj's life after DonJazzy left him is the aftermath of an erect preek after ejáculation.

Totally collapsed and completely wasted!
and you think you are doing better than him?if you call someone that is many times better than you are a failure,then your own name is not in the dictionary. It's easier to criticize from outside,I bet if you were to be in his shoes,you will definitely be lost inside it.eke out your own existence and stop hating what you can't achieve.
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Poses With His Special Security Guards (photos) by browniex: 11:29pm On Jun 27, 2017
They are just a bunch of clowns
Family / Re: Why Are Mosquitoes Attracted To Our Ears?? by browniex: 6:15pm On Jun 27, 2017
Once upon a time ,the mosquito asked the ear to marry him,and the ear refused,stating that the mosquito is too skinny and she will soon die,so the mosquito went away dejected, but promised each time she passes by she will always stop by and remind the ear that she is still alive and kicking.

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Politics / Re: Governor Obaseki Acquires Commuter Buses (Photos) by browniex: 5:51pm On Jun 27, 2017
He should first of all construct befitting bus terminals before buying the buses,stop putting the cart before the horse,just take a cew from Ambode.
Politics / Re: 2017 Budget: You Are Ignorant, Fashola Blasts Senate, House Spokespersons by browniex: 8:13am On Jun 27, 2017
They should just scrap the senate,they are a bunch of selfish lots


Politics / Re: Ben Murray-bruce And His Family At The BET Awards (Photos) by browniex: 9:22pm On Jun 26, 2017
What happened to the silver bird stratosphere
Phones / Re: What Phone Can I Buy Within The Range Of 50k To 60k Now by browniex: 4:23pm On Jun 25, 2017
I have a neat Samsung s4 for sale,35k
Celebrities / Re: Burn Survivor, Ikendawg Releases Half Nude Photos To Promote Body Positivity by browniex: 11:39pm On Jun 24, 2017
Oh dear,can't the surgeons do a better job than just plastering him all about?


Phones / Re: How I Was Defrauded At Ikeja Computer Village. by browniex: 7:03am On Jun 24, 2017
It was a beautiful Saturday morning, sometime last month being May, i had planned to go to ikeja computer village to get a new phone , i didn't have any particular one in mind but which ever it is must be a high end android phone with good specs.
there was no other better day to do this than that fateful Saturday , having heard a lot of tales about ikeja computer village and being a newbie in town i saw it as a great opportunity to explore the market , i got there and saw a lot of shops and boys on the streets beckoning on me to buy their phones , i stopped to check some and walked past some. i went into slot shop and checked a glossary of their phones available and they all exceeded my budget of 20k for the specs i required, i decided to buy from one of the guys i had met earlier on the streets , he had a Tecno w5 lite which was remarkably new, i immediately fell in love with the phone and haggled the price with him , having just 20k as my budget i made it clear to him, surprisingly he agreed to sell at 20k , fine, he followed me to the bank there where i made an atm withdrawal , i gave him the money and he gave me the phone, i was busy checking the phone out and making sure everything was working fine when he immediately told me he wasnt selling again as the price was below what he bought it for .
He gave me back my money n i returned the phone to him, and then i left . i walked a few poles n decided to check my money only for me to discover to my chagrin , what i had was pieces of paper cut to the size of money and folded in a bunch just exactly as my money was.
at that point i became agitated , i couldn't believe my eyes, i have just been hoodwinked . i went back looking for him to no avail, sadly i went home , i lost my 20k just like that to an idiot . that bright saturday turned out for me a very ugly one. now i have learned my lesson never to patronize road side sellers irrespective of how cheap their wares may be. computer village is rift with criminals nad hooligans. Beware.
a sensible man losing his money to an idiot, I wonder who is the idiot in the whole drama.


Crime / Re: Evans Begs For Forgiveness: "My Wife Collects Ransom Money For Me Sometimes" by browniex: 5:16pm On Jun 14, 2017
Kidnapping is a capital offence,Ambode should use him to set example for others.nothing short of death is acceptable

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Investment / What Business Can I Do With 1mlllion Naira by browniex: 12:55am On Jun 10, 2017
Business gurus in the house,I have a spare 1 million naira,don't want to keep it in the bank,I want to do business with it,but I don't know the particular business to do,with fast turnover,even if the profit is not much,as long as the turn over is fast am okay with it.any suggestions please?
Sports / Re: Victor Anichebe Encounters A Python While Jogging In His Hometown, Anambra (Pic) by browniex: 9:09pm On Jun 09, 2017
Beware of kidnappers

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