₦airaland Forum

Uwakuwak: I would pretend to shy then watch him properly.

That all u do tru out?

Demoore: Zambia's population = 14m, they paid 1m euros

Nigeria's population = 170m+, refused to pay 4.5m (that's 10 times Zambia's population)

You know football viewing rights is based on population of country, right?

Who's fooling who here?

Including ghost? Cow and goat, I sware even if you add the ghost of all people wen don die since BH start u no go get this figure, cos some people ghost don paro, go nationalise for better country, even few weeks back one guy wen die for road accident I see e ghost que for Malaysia embassy emself dey find visa to zap commot for nja, so where u see this figure?

Esiere: The pricing obviously will be based on population. A leopard can't change its skin. A bad government can't think about masses first and put as second their own interests. Mr Maku enjoys every second of the AFCON because he has access to paytv . Go to Aso Rock, they are enjoy it. Mr Maku should stop insult the masses sensibilities. If it were to be something that will benefit them...they won't think twice befoe doing it. Mr Maku keep fooling yourself. Be truthful to yourself....is the money up to what you alone stole last year. Close to 170 million are meant to watch it.

Haaaa, uncle u can lie o, tell us how where 170 million suppose to watch it, you mean na the entire population of nig. Go watch am? Both children and aged people that can't even see again?, what bat the blind, u don minus the pple wen book haram don deleate?, Dana plane crash, the 50 people wen die for Anambra river, then the once when die for accident for lagos ibadan express? What of alum 4 u don minus, the once Fulani don collect nkor,u don minus Yokowa nd azazi? If i hear say 9ja population still reach 170m, Abeg calculate well before u mislead us, we go be like 120m now

ifihearam: Must you eat on the first datehungry lioness

Why not go to gardens or libraries?

I pray o, 9ja girls, they even it and ask for take away, i took a girl out 2nd of Jan. several yrs ago, u cant imagine, the idiot even had the gods to go home with a pack of fried rice, just a day after new yr

pweeryambre: I like to make a lot of eye contact if I see he is a gentleman, sipping on my drink in such a way dat will make him wana kiss me while smiling innocently, so dat by the time we plan a second date he must have had several wet dreams and looking so forward to seeing me again...

hmmmmm, can we go on this date, been long i last had wet dream plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Eneze1: y movies in ur apartment, r u sure it's only movie u guys are going to watch?

One thing go lead to another na, or r u a learner?

ba7man: Point of Correction.....You mean "Destroy her to your taste".

You dey ok? i say i won change her, i go first carry her go for deliverance then from there, convert her to christian, then marry her, so i fit become america citizen, u no wise?

totalbaby: Well usually on the first date it's the guy that chooses wat to do but perhaps going out to dinner where can talk and get to know him properly.

After that, what nxt?

Lol, which one be first date, who get tht kind time to go sitdown wit girl for restaurant look tv, then talk wetin dem no ask, omon let go to bar, drink up, club, abeg which hotel dey around here?

How i wish their papa no be illumnati now, i for say make i marry the eldest one, but no shakes i go still manage her sha, since na woman i go fit build her to my taste

muktar mtt: Shut d Bleep mumu UK na ur papa village trabalistic vigot make u born In hell hatres

This ur english bomb pass boko IED

princemolak: May Allah grant him Quick Recovery

The same allah that masterminded hes attack? U most be high

anitank: Its only in Nigerian movies that...

1) A mother travels from the village to Lagos, argues with her son about not having a male child, then back to the village...THE SAME DAY! Abi village de get airport?

2) A girl carries the same hairstyle, even after 2 years

3) You'd see the camera man through the side body of a car or when u look closely into Jim Iyke's huge glasses

4) A ghost looks left and right before crossing the road

5) Girls wear very short dresses,revealing their boobs and sky high heels to school...but their lecturers say nothing about that

6) A woman barges into her husband with another woman in a hotel room. Abi who give her key?

Add your own observations

Tonto dike acting village scene with tattoo on her body, tattoo dey village ni?

The same Anambra wen dem say 40 fishes sorry human being for surface for river? Anyway R.I.P to the kids, but all this men when God go purnish, them no dey let us see babes again, them go marry their wife for house still dey follow us drag the babes wen we suppose dey manage, ths yr any married man wen no won let our girls rest, na God go purnish them one by one, Abeg make una leave our girls for us I use God beg una

Sorry, but u get affair wit the suppose hubby or not? Where u also kidnapped?

nidera: God pls gve me a man dat wl 4eva apprciate wat he has,a self cntrl man so dat my suffer wl neva b in vain in any form amen.R.I.P Kids

Your prayer has just bn answered, where do we start from?

tempo1: those sets of soldiers armed bush by other gun men and they did not even crack their rifle are those that did nt pass trough the normal training in depot nigerian army zaria,there are those that introduce what there called special list and they block the way of the gallant and fitted people who where surpose to be shortlisted for the training.this is jst the jenesis for them and their godfathers they never reach anywhere.hahahahaha

Ode

divasexy: M̶̲̥̅Ƹ A̶̲̥̅♏ single nd searching

Hello dear, what up with u?

JOYCEOUS: hahahahaha u no go liv mr harry alone abi? U 2 med ma day lst nyt n i slept so wellll

gud 2 knw, where r u @

cyril83: nigerian military is nothing to write home about...where were they when boko haram beat their security into their base and claimed souls...where were they when boko haram attacked SARS office in abuja and left untouched, so many cases had rendered them useless...a lot of this poo would never happen in the US military ..going to mali is nothing other than to rape and loot, no be naija army?

I just feel like givin u a dirty slap, come hv asked someone on this thread before, una size no dey for kaki, or butt when u never go buy the army form, so you can begin to write home about, since they are notin to write home about presently, idiot, clueless clown

tellwisdom: I still don't gerrit why you think everybody accessing N.L is the same people....guy, I look like u??...u don see me bfore?? ..na ur type soldier go hit their wife for yansh, u go dey look like donkey.#sorry for u sir.

All this America film una dey watch dey spoil una I sware, my friend, plz educate me na

JOYCEOUS: yes bossss! whr av u bin?

Omon, bn sleepin o, why ur askin Afa Harry, that one 150 bundle don finish na, lol, hope u slept well?

JOYCEOUS: Is mr browny n hary in da houz?

Present ma

Eneze1: Seriously single

Welcome singular, what ur ASL

Okay where orl the single ladies in d hous?

What is wrong with that omo oluwabi? Werrin em dey find for aboki den?

Slyp: u said u will confim where i m staying how possibly will u do that?

that why u wont t know me, let go private give me ur address, and i will tell you the colour of ur apartment in less than 5 mins, no be rocket science

JOYCEOUS: osee jare

lol, see bini girl o

CAMEROONPRIDE: I weep for naija .
Can we all weep for naija

how this one take pass border enter nigeria?

haryhorku: good 9t joy, i've stooped myself so low wit brown, pls we talk later.

what yr problem because i dey joke wt u, wetin dey worry this dirty boy, dem tell u say if u see me for real life u go look myself, na because of joyce won make u dey assume for here? my guy arrange o

JOYCEOUS: hahahahahaa oga Browny e don do, i wan slip abeg

aii make i pitty for am because of u