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The CEO scheduled to speak at an important convention so he asked one of his employees to write him a puch, 20 - minute speech. when the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious.

" whats the idea of writting me an hour long speech?", he demanded. " half the audience walked out before i fininshed. " his employee was baffled. " i wrote you a 20- minute speech," he replied. " i also gave you the 2 extra photocopies u asked for"

three women, a blonde, a red head and a brunette, entered a room where they saw a magic mirror. if you looked into the mirror and told the truth, you got a wish. if u told a lie, the mirror would suck u up for eternity.

The red head walked up to the mirror and said, " i think i am the most beautiful girl in the world." the mirroe sucked her up

then the brunette walked up to the mirror and said, " i think i am the most beautiful girl in th world." the mirror sucked her up.

next the blonde walked up to the mirror and said " i think, " and the mirror quickly sucked her up

A young teacher was lecturing her class on map reading.

after thoroughly explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes, the teacher asked Ralph, " what if i asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north longitude and 45 minutes east latitude?"

pondering the question for a few moments, a very confused Ralvy replied, " well, i guess u'ld be eatin alone!"

Nine year old joey was asked by his mother what he had learnt at sunday school.

JOEY: well mum, our told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the isrealites out of egypt. when he got to the red sae, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely.
Then he used his walkie talkie to radio headquartres for reinforcments. they sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the isrealites were saved.

MOTHER: em joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?

JOEY: well no, but if i told it the way the teacher did, you would never believe it!

I thought i finally found a way to convince susan, my continually hurried friend, that she needed to find ways to relax. i invited her to dinner and while i was busy cooking, she agreed to watch my videotape on stress management and relaxation techniques.

fifteen minutes later, she came into the kitchen and handed me the tape.

"it was good," she said , "but i dont need it"

'but its a 70 minute video, " i replied. " you couldnt have watched the whole thing under fifteen minutes"

"yes i did", susan assured me. " i put it on fastforward".

is server a human being?

sure? am very correct i know

sure i cant, cos u blind





are u ok? _{call me if u want to, am gone}

no i have inmates




now u see what i mean? _{no brain at all}

sorry islander but u've totally lost it, u are such a weirdo

5 cos u like sayin " hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

well said tayccou, she is not worth the stress ok

nice




thats a good one, lets arrange to beat tommy

- 2 cos u are corrupt

ride on gal, give her hell, she deserves it

can u repeat that?

no, cos i know ur brain cell is down there, so u might not get my idea of play






y do u think with ur privates

would u like to ask me again?

date _{sharp sharp}





ini edo

@ mparkatikarti _{wateva sha}


do u have a problem with us being in love?

wish i can laugh even harder than this LMAO

ditch_{u wan make i dey recieve unwanted miracles for house, u hate me oooooooo}






festus keyamo

still abusive _{whatever u say really doesnt matter to me ok,}

then why are u tryin to stop the dry trend?

_{hot exchange, i better duck before i get hit}

@ topic

u no dey gree ooooooooo

@ islander,
learn to use less abusive words, thats an advice,


@ topic

still corrupt

emmm, date ^{if she were a guy ofcourse}





don moen_{if he were young}

talktative n abusive ^{no offence gal but thats what u seem to have been doin all day}

wish u knew

what can u even do about it?

wish u had dada on ur chest

naughty _{dont push your luck}



you are not it