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corrupt

i have to tell tommy that he is a mumu for now

is that the issue here?

rubbishly naughty



all the same tommy, u are still corrupt

rubbishly naughty boy




u are corrupt tommy

people are sooooooooo funnnnnnnnnnny in this forrrrrrrrrummmmmmmmmm

PLS i need a job, our firm is merging with another firm in january and a lot of rules will be implemented, they are dropping some of their junior workers of which i am among, that will be in january, so i need to get another place now before it happens,

thanks for your help

GREAT GBO GBO,
GREAT NIGERIAN STUDENTS
GREAT FUTOITES


good to hear from u all, my name is chidinma, PMT-- SMAT 2005

am so happy to hear from u all, i miss places like umuchima, ihiagwa, eziobodo, love garden, HEARD THEY HAVE BULIT A NEW PLACE CALLED SONIC, AN EATRY

HOW I MISS SCHOOL AND ALL MY BOYFIRENDS,

Regina, way to go

but they are all beautiful

r u gals quarellin again?

chick

date ^{that guy cute no be small}




my boss (man)

dem ask you?

home is within your heart

nice



i have a secret, a weird one

apporachin the earth

Revive:
Hoi brown!
I am only helping your “Christmas thread to be on track” with the christmas required ‘spirit filled’ jokes. The angels a laughing off their ribs with the stream of ‘anointed’ jokes here.

_{Don’t worry about your gifts, if the internet delivery fails, I will ask Angel Gebrial to deliver.}

am dumpfounded

singing n clapping




what do u want to do?

Tom had won a toy at a raffle. he called his 5 kids together to ask which one should have the present. " who is the most obedient?' he asked.

the children all stared back at him in silence.

then he asked, " who never talks back to mother"

again the children appeared to be mystified by the question.

then tom asked, "who does everything she says?"
with that question, the kids were finally able to come to a conclusion. the five small voices answered in unison,

"okay, dad, you get the toy,

A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six year old daughter and said, " dear, would you like to say the blessing?"

" i wouldnt know what to say," replied the little girl, shyly.

" just say what you hear mummy say, sweetie," the woman said.

her daughter took a deep breath, bowed her head, and solemnly said, " Dear Lord, why the hell did i invite all these people to dinner!?

um sorry guys but i dont do copy n paste,

i typed them all and posted them,

_{would u guys do me a favor, SHUT UP AND READ THE DAMNED JOKES IF U WANT TO, WHO CARES IF YOU HAVE SEEN THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE}

i was having problems with my computer, so i called Rick, the computer guy to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. as he was walking awa, i called after him, "so, what was wrong?" he replied, " it was an ID ten T error."

I didnt want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired: " an ID ten T error? whats that, incase i need to fix it again?"

The computer guy grinned, " havent you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

" no," i replied. "write it down," he said, "and i think u will figure it out."

so i wrote out, it spelt, ID10T

one day God was looking down to earth and saw all of the evil that was goin on. he decided to send an angel down to earth to check it out. he called a female angel and sent her down to earth.

When she returned she told God that it was indeed bad on earth. she reported that 95% is bad and 5% is good. God thought for a while and decided he had better sent a male angel to get both points of view.

When themale angel returned he confirmed that Earth was in decline, 95% was bad and 5% was good. God thought about what he could do about the situation and decided to e-mail the 5% that were good with a little pep talk, something to encourage them, something to help keep them goin. do you know what the e-mail said?

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oh! you didnt get one either

The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, "you know, i have lost my wife here in the supermarket. can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

why? she asked

"because every time i talk to a very beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

At the end of a job interview, the HR person asked a young engineer just out of MIT what kind of salary he was looking for.

" In the neighbourhood of $140,000 a year, depending on the benefits package, " he said

"well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car, say, a red corvette?"

"wow! are you kidding?" responded the engineer.


' yeah, but you started it." replied the HR

A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a godd fairy came to them and said that because they had both been such a very devoted couple she would grant them a special wish each.

the wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. whoosh! immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger, whoosh, immediately he turned 90


_{gotta love that fairy}

nicely insane



wearing a sexy skirt now

am already in





what do we do in our group

thought of telling seun to organize a big meeting for all the nairalanders, good idea, yea?

well um, dont know if u are on the right thread, but naughty





i got a boil in my bombom

again i have to ask, what the heck is happening here

um hey REVIVE, I HOPE TO GET MY XMAS GIFT SOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN