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wrong thread? oh sorry, was reading page 3 or so. sorry

legs? mine are so sexy, care to see

thoughts of you makes my gloomy day bright

expression could be described as the look on your face as u read this reply

evasive: na big english oooooooo

the best (of everything)

hey migines, that could be the new modern technology of madness, just walking . but a special place i love to hang out is bedroom, its cool. u should c it

can u imagine? its funny

uh guys, clemcy i did not even understand your own answer. anyway suit yourself. am outta here

really, my worry is how do they have sex ?

what would you get if u steal a heart, heartbreak, but am being realistic i will steal enuff cash from UBA especially, if u have any idea which other bank does better, give me 2 weeks notice, so i will plan my,

the first joke really caught me off guard. oh my god, that was so it

thanks guys

hey migines, am a lady okay? and yea we are cool

genial, we are not talking physics here, this is just a riddle ok, no hard feelings pls.

the ans goes thus:

you take your time and walk to where the mad guy is, time him and make sure u get there when he is sleeping (he does not let anybody past him). you wait until he wakes up, when he is up, u simply turn around and go back the way u came, he would assume you have passed him, he would call you back and send you the other way, which is the way you wanted to go.

thats the answer.

oh yea, well check out sam milla jokes okay?
aint got no beef wid ya.

oh yea, well check out sam milla jokes okay?
aint got no beef wid ya.

@genial, u must be a genius to have that kind of answer but i am sorry, its wrong

@kulex, thats the correct answer, u got it going

omigod, that is so gross. GUYS, the fat lady is cute you know, atleast theres a lot of flesh to hold

i have heard that a million and one times, whats so funny, anyway just to encourage you

hey migines, are u male or female?

fine, just do me a favor and dont answer it.
thanks

you have to go for a very imp meeting, the only possible route totake was a bridge, on that bridge lives a mad man who sleeps and wakes up every 60 secs, he doesnt let anyone past him, that is u can not cross him but that still remains the only way to get to the meeting. now, around the bridge is a mighty ocean which would take u 10 days and your meeting starts in the next one hour, it only takes 30mins to get past thebridge. no transportation or whatsoever, just foot.

note: the mad guy sleeps andwakes up every 60 secs and he lives on the bridge

you have to go for a very imp meeting, the only possible route totake was a bridge, on that bridge lives a mad man who sleeps and wakes up every 60 secs, he doesnt let anyone past him, that is u can not cross him but that still remains the only way to get to the meeting. now, around the bridge is a mighty ocean which would take u 10 days and your meeting starts in the next one hour, it only takes 30mins to get past thebridge. no transportation or whatsoever, just foot.

note: the mad guy sleeps andwakes up every 60 secs and he lives on the bridge

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the mad guy sleeps at the very middle ofthe bridge. he practically lives there

@genial,
a simple question does not require such an "oyibo grammer answer" \

by the way, around the bridge is an ocean which would take you 10days to get to your destination, in the question i said the bridge was the only possible way to get to your meeting on time cos it was goin to hold in the very next 1hr and it would take u 30mins to cross the bridge.

nutcase

nice one

really touching

this is just simple and short:
a fraustrated lunatic

silly, dont you read, i said that is your only means of transportation. am sorry to ask but did u go to school?