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i would start with the chest, it looks full and delicious and , sexy

yea, it brings out the shit in you

oh my gawd, that is soooooo funny, keep it up gurl

@clemcy, it aint funny

@madariola, try harder next time

1, its too tiny to satisfy her but she doesnt want him to know that

2, to make him think he is a hunk in it

3, oh, damn maybe she doesnt know how to come (orgasm)

here it is:

you are supposed to travel for an urgent meeting and you have to pass through a bridge, on that bridge lives a mad man who sleeps and wakes up every 60 secs and he does not allow anybody to pass the bridge, if he wakes up and find out that you have crossed him, he would chase you back. now the bridge is the shortest and only means for you to get to your destination. how do you attend the very important meeting

i made just one, its really confusing

i would steal some doe, from the bank

i think u are sick

the joke was okay but its popular, true, but should not result to sending stinkers ok? girls would always be girls, so guys mind your own business and pretend like you never saw anything!!!!!!!

worked for me alright, u got it going girl

this is ridiculous, really i dont think fashola has anything seriuos to do for now, for petes' sake, we have lots of bad roads in lagos state, there is no electricity in some part of this state and no water and all he has to do, 3 months into his tenure, is too chase young gals and guys all around the street i think his wife must have persuaded him into doing this because rumor has it that she is ugly and complained she did not want any girl to take her husband away from her (if you know what i mean).
i suggest he let the church and islams handle this issue, its their job and none of his business. wait a minute, i heard he is also arresting people with tatoo, what about people with permanent tatoo, should they go cut themselves up? RUBBISH. HE IS STILL EXCITED OF BEEN VOTED INTO THAT POSITION AND HE HAD BETTER NOT MESSED UP, ELSE HE MIGHT JUST HEAR ABOUT IT FROM THE YOUTHS.

very funny and very correct