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existence in philosophy means, this is not the real u, or u do not exist, so u are not u

yipeee!!!!!
am the last for now in the thread.

how is it out here

yea, the guy with the agbada i guess

guess what guys?

not that i will be kneeling for the rest of my life or begging u for the rest of my life but will u be my wife?

i won't be caught making up, sucking a cock n begging a guy

i like this one by a little girl

i've got sunshine on a cloudy day,
when its cold outside i got a beautiful day,
i guess u would say, what can make me feel this way,

emvite c,

and the heineken advert, where a guy took a girl out for a date and they ordered heineken in a wine glass, the waiter put the much fuller one in front of the girl and the half full in front of the guy, the guy did not know how to change it, then he started looking at the girl in a very romantic way, all of a suden he looked past the girl and frowned, the girl who had been smiling since frowned and also turned to see what he was frowning at, immediately she did that, the guy quickly exchanged the glasses and started smiling again, th e gal turned, but she did not know what was up

this one too,
GAL 1: girl dont turn around, there is a hunk behind u.
GAL 2; really,
GAL 1, (excited) uh oh, he is coming your way,

HUNK: hello pretty, (interrupted by gal 2)
GAL 2: wait, let me guess, u are about to ask for my name and then give a line of how
beauuuuutiful i am and then, (hunk interrupted)
HUNK: actually i was thinking salsa
GAL 2: salsa?

the closer the better, to dey tight pure

@ lady temi
the lie is the fact u love electrical and carpentry work

@druggie
the lie is the fact that u have mixed parents

@topic
am so broken hearted

i love games

am really shy

trippin off me, yea?

my yansh doesnt talk

does yours talk?

answering your question

what have i missed so far?

as long as u like it to be?

whats the meaning of that?

complexion of the areola for africans is black or brown, but that of whites are pink.

name of who?

u just did.

y is nairaland not protected from fools like some guys

time for what?

omg, they are all so confusing,

how did u get them,

nice one dear, really nice

inkling of infourmer calling me names. do u understand now?

we r rite here watching u guys fool urselves.

y do guys fool themselves

i dont really understand it but i will still have a go at it,

because he is 1 but he would think he is 100 and then say 100.

goodday

em---rk

for guys: to keep the miserable dangling thingy from falling

for gurls: to simply walk majestically,

why do guys sit with legs wide open

body language,
i love the conversation
and when u lick ur lips,
i get the ticklish sensation.

@ infourmer, dont u dare, i mean ever call me a name, get?

oh u mean just as your mother does it. am sure u can answer that urself, u must have tasted it.

why do guys hold their trousers (in between their legs)

ini should step up in her dress mode, she dresses a lot like some wack girls. best dressed gal in the movie industry (though revealing but classy) is RITA DOMINIC

she is da bomb in dress codes

if they do not want me to marry for their own selfish reason, then to hell with their blessings, who says they know best, they dont at all. if i know who i want to marry and i love him and am sure he loves me too, then i will go ahead, even if he is poor, we shall make it together. fine, problem arises in a marriage but even the so-called-know-all parents have problems within themselves. the best thing they can do for we modern children is to give us the best advice and prepare us for the future ahead. especially the anambras.

both are good, if well taken care of and brought up in the right way.

daddy when scoping him

dad when talking to my friends

oldguy when angry with him

normally, its pop

nice one there

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strenght of a woman- shaggy

awww, its so boring
guess thats why am snoring.

why wont you be a fool to fall in love