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Sharp sharp dude, where u came from, jungle?

Freemanan:
NWANEM BIKO.....



WHAT IS "QUICKIE"?

Hol on lady, did u read Kim K' 57 laws of Fame, u got dat attention in no time
Congrat!

ladyF:
^^^^^^Hahaha so they really prefer olosho Hian!!!!!

It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

Don't bother opening or STFU

Fesomu:
But what's our business..am tired of seeing irrelevant things on nairaland...wtf is my own problem with peoples marriage...I wasn't there when they got married, so I don't need to be aware when they are divorced.. Next abeg

Lady F is right

ladyF:
Hmmmm Kano is the only northern state? Hausa girls are fine...list isn't a true reflection of reality...

It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

Yes they are all over naija plus d one who raped a widow from SE! Paauww

prof17:
Ndi ofe nmunu na aruru ala bu ofu ihe! Animals!!

Nooo lagos cannot provide for everyone let pple think or go back to their village

muaa:
Ambode! do something

Elba don old sha but still cute

montestic:
He shared the photo with the caption:

"TBT with @IdrisElba @7dub #Confidential Video 85% loading ... If you have got any throwback pic with me from the past tag me with the #Confidential"

http://ink361.com/app/users/ig-470937101/iambangalee/photos/ig-1055639366239574984_470937101

Ok noted

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Sugar it is bae[/quote]

Amen bruv eyin badbelle ema jaa bo o

nairamaverick:
http://leadership.ng/style/454743/nigerian-doctor-freeman-osonuga-to-travel-to-space

Amen brother! Eyin badbelle ema jaa bo o,tori inu yin okin dun si nkan ire

nairamaverick:
http://leadership.ng/style/454743/nigerian-doctor-freeman-osonuga-to-travel-to-space

Yorubas re ur nightmare right?

sigiyaya:
Are the accused YORUBA?

Never mind sweetie enjoy ur life its sugar right?

SUGARBEE:
So what are you insinuating?

Thanks jare u go marry virgin in Jesus name

dulux07:
Virginity is dignity. Jst because u lost urs, does not mean u shud not encourage others to kip theirs

Its d fact fepanko bitch ass f*cker etc
No humour

brownsug:
GSOH?

GSOH?

Lexusgs430:
I still love your GSOH !!!!

U...never mind

Lexusgs430:
If only I could decipher!!!

B **ch a** f#@*r

Lexusgs430:
If fepanko can be mixed with your brownsugar, we can make a perfect blend!!!

I'm happy u don't have it,cause u wld have fepanko u know wo a mean?

Lexusgs430:
Nah vuvuzela u like, trumpet, harmonica or clip?

Wo'eva I'm glad its small u would have fepanko tay tay

Lexusgs430:
Nah vuvuzela u like, trumpet, harmonica or clip?

Bad guy,if for say u bed wet,na vuvuzela,... For ur dream

ChappyChase:
My mom told me I never bed wet, and she used me to brag to my brothers that whenever am pressed I cried and immediately she brings me out of the bed, I pee. Maybe that's the reason I've got a very tiny d!ck cause all my brothers who bed wet, have large d!ck including my younger ones! Very painful!!

Bfo nko d man be like my broda maku we foget d pastu hmn, maku we tooku one an one helep me tell buari say biko nu no manginnalais us, they ll hate u and still call u brother

Dharniel:
whatever the purpose might be, i know for sure that MONEY is definitely involved...

They brag abt getting girls like toilet paper,yet they see rape as an option : signs girls aint opening d honey pot no more hence d rape

classicB:
Where do I even start from Is it from numerous cases of rape that get turned against the woman??

I remembered back then as a novice in 100L visiting male friends didn't occur to me as a big deal. I can vividly recall 3 cases of 'escaped' rape.

The first guy was touching me awkwardly and I did resist him, though he later told me he could have had his way.

The.second case looks like it too but the third guy already held me tight against his bed thank God he heeded to my pleading and allowed me go.

What if one of these 3 guys turned out to rape me? I'd have been a victim of rape, and worse of it would be that nobody will believe it to be true, especially the guys, they'd probably say things like "she seduced him" "she initiated the sex" "she brought condom along" "no evidence since nobody was there "

I put it to you guys that an average Nigerian girl have been a victim of rape/escaped being raped simply because she went out innocently to pay a visit to her supposed 'trusted' guy friend.

This doesn't make sense no more, if we can't trust our Nigerian brothers then who can we trust?

This same guys come here to complain about girls coming to visit them with loads of friends, why won't we come with loads of friends when we know there's a condom waiting to be used on.us

I have personally stopped visiting guys since 3/4 years back, it's either you agree to meet me in my parents house when everyone is home or you meet me in an eatery

I read it here sometimes back when some guys were making gest of a girl that claimed her male friend tried to have his way during a.visit I dint believe my eyes when I was seeing comments like "did you expect prayer session with him?" "you think he wants to preach abi?" "you think you went there to play games?" so these guys now see it as norm to rape an innocent female visitors?? One way or the other they just look for excuse for raping a girl only to turn it against her.

I don't know what it feels like to be raped but I do know what it feels like to be 'near rape' it's nothing good, it drains you emotionally and psychologicaly. Most of these raped victim get scared of telling close relations because they are using all their energy to get back what is lost, i told nobody about what I experienced either.

Idk what else to say, but i know prevention is better than cure. I pray God deliver us from these animals disguised in human clothing

This kinda thread needs to be on fp
Mods should do the needful

Yea strafing gloria

NaLaugh:
Too bad for Moto Moto.

He was running things in Madagascar, until he got to Gombe.


https://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc216/Real_Deal_/MotoMoto.gif

Abi now,he can't even bleach properly

INTROVERT:
They won't learn

U re just distracted,two pple in a company,u better face ur collegue and don't loose out on two sides

bravesoul247:
I seriously don't know how it started but all I can say is I love my boss. I started working with this travel agency recently and there is this charming lady I always meet anytime I have issues with a client and we solve it together, so in the process of tackling these problems together I will always tell her she's looking beautiful and all.

One day, a client came with her daughter to book flight, while the woman was with this my boss I was having a light chat with her daughter but I never knew that my boss was watching me, after the whole booking she was like "so I'm toasting that woman's daughter abi, in fact all guys are the same'.

She kept on talking about it and stuffs like I have guts, my voice sounds like a flirt's own( I do it on purpose though). I arrived my office one fateful morning and greeted all my colleagues then a colleague of mine that I seem to be having a crush on told me that my boss told her that me and my colleague are having a crush on each other and that we are always hugging ourselves everywhere, later my boss left her office and came to our office then I purposely started flirting with that my colleague to see my boss' reaction and she repeated that same statement again.

Now I dreamt that I saw my boss in my dream and we kissed, lol. The problem is that she talks too much (make no go cast me for my other ogas front in case I wanna make any move) and she's older than me maybe with 3 or 4 years or 2 self and she's a big and classy lady, she get ride sef while me still de trek. I'm just so confused because I hate it when I love someone and I can't express it or tell it to the person because she's my boss. Please I need you guys to advice me, I don't know what to do.

Try and improve ur look,both of u shld do more exercise together,don't use libido enhancing drug,its too early,tell her to take vitamin c daily,make her happy she may be going thru stress,be more romantic.I hope it helps

jarkbauer:
About 6 months ago my wife started refusing sex. In the last 6months we have had sex only 4 times. I asked her why and she told me her libido is dead. She doesn't feel like having sex. I am at loss. Any woman with this kind of problem. To help her, I asked if she has any fantasy we could fulfill just to spice our sex life and she told me she doesn't have any sexual fantasy.she hardly think about sex. That's why ask in another thread if women usually have sexual fantasy. We are married for 2 years and have 2 kids.

Try and improve ur look,both of u shld do more exercise together,don't use libido enhancing drug,its too early,tell her to take vitamin c daily,make her happy she may be going thru sex,be more romantic.I hope it helps

jarkbauer:
About 6 months ago my wife started refusing sex. In the last 6months we have had sex only 4 times. I asked her why and she told me her libido is dead. She doesn't feel like having sex. I am at loss. Any woman with this kind of problem. To help her, I asked if she has any fantasy we could fulfill just to spice our sex life and she told me she doesn't have any sexual fantasy.she hardly think about sex. That's why ask in another thread if women usually have sexual fantasy. We are married for 2 years and have 2 kids.

Ooshe! Beta pikin u re a real man
U will not marry girl wey goods don finish for I'm shop Amen

miloladuke post=36243849] I working with Former President Obasanjo, if you wanna know. And the inspiration to the write up came up from personal experience ... YOU ARE SEECK.... Work your life to where I am before talking trash

Check my blog... you think a jobless fellow could maintain that....[/quote]

Africans are their own enemy

Lionel Messi was recently in Gabon to lay the first stone of a new stadium, the Port-Gentil stadium which will host African Cup of Nations Matches in 2017.

Well, after Messi laid the foundation stone which he was reportedly paid £3.5million for, an angry man kidnapped the foundation stone. He is now demanding 3m CFA as a condition to release it.

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http://www..net/2015/07/photo-masked-man-steals-foundation.html

cc lalasticlala, ishilove[/quote]

Toke once sought attention with bad bre
ak up before she finally got married now awon iya arogba aso mabale ti endorse e
Toke pls note dis is Africa

Did u tell jona

Stevaz01:
@OP
.. Ur topic said ' meet ....'
I opened this thread hoping †☺ Ɣ☺ΰ'd have dropped his current location...


I wanna tell him †☺ tell his father and the oga of his father that " enough is enough for internatIonal trips.. Attend †☺ state matters first" ..

I hope someone delivers M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ message
Cc lalasticlala

Yoruba gives u headache allday even Jesus I'm not surprised
I'm sure d yoruba man helping u doesn't know u hate him so much

themosthigh:
[size=13pt]Chai...see fine girls o
God punish jesu
satan have mercy
na this kind thing go make me move from oshogbo were i de live wey na so so black ugly girls with strech mark and tribal mark wey resemble accident wound na im dey go calabar or owerri wey fine girls dey
Thunder fire nysc wey carry me come South West[/size]