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Twaci:
Feeling very old right now *reaches for ma walking stick*

Lol. Must have had too much wine. (Sweeps her of her pretty feet)

I'll carry you, baby. Need anything?

Nice way to tell her it's over.

Twaci:
*checks again*

Oh, that's true. *shrugs* either way, I still think u dig older aunties. Am I lying?

Hasty hasty

Darling, I don't do oldies. I prefer them young, soft and supple.

How are you?

If she nakèd swear for you ehn.....

Lol. On your way to get heartbroken. Turn back bro.

Twaci:
U "naija" enter blood.

Stick to ur sugar aunties jaare!

Lol. I'm not the OP.

Twaci:
I bin wan ask u to be ma val. But if that's the case, *in OJB's voice* "Am the one who's searching......"

Checks her profile. mmmmm not bad. Young,... can't see her figure... Hmmm...

Where is the complete pic?

3cycle:
When your mates are out there hustling, you sit all day typing nonsense and expect her to worship you?
So Sad.

Lol. You baptized his thread with this? Why?

[size=13pt]"Lieing"? [/size]

The sad thing is even if she confesses to impersonation, some guys would still run after her.

Right now, I'm a fairly certain it's a she.

Guys get to hit "that" every now and then so Val is nothing special, sexually speaking.

Girls (Naija babes) see it as an opportunity to do those boring romantic things that guys see as a waste of time. Like shopping, romantic dinner, etc.

[size=13pt]Little girls with their little minds running wild.[/size]

seriousbabe:
In Oshiomole's voice: Go and die

I see your grammar has improved. Keep it up.

seriousbabe:
Another hater
Don't you guys have lives

Darling, you know better than to try me.

I will let this one slide.

^ ^ ^ Best advice.

elantraceey:
You like that word so much 'hell'


is that where you live?

Wicked.

sparkleRed:
U c y u nt sensible who said anytin about supporting d gal okpe! I said u don't nid 2 spoil a gal's name... borrow small brain na shuu, u dey fail.. educated illiterate

Lol. Is this your scholarly approach to paradox?

If your brain could process information properly, you wouldn't have attacked me in your previous post. Perhaps you meant to write something different. Maybe you should write in your native language so you can express your ideas comfortably.

You certainly need a course or two in English Comprehension. One more thing, try not to go for an IQ test. We don't want you to be so disappointed you would harm yourself. Simpleton.

In Nigeria, Beauty = money (or so the runs babes think)

Either
1. She has seen your full stature and she doesn't think you are fine enough or

2. You were not coherent or confident during your meeting/date or

3. You offended her.

Don't be too needy my bro. If she goes, another will come.

Fiction..... I like your story.

No husband can do that to his wife. It doesn't make sense.

sparkleRed:
U my broda is so sick, y discredit a gal cos of ur own interest, u pple re d kind of problem gals ve, u will spoil d gal's name everywhere, wen u knw she didn't do such...wicked fellow (˘̯˘ )

Who is this little rodent? Only a ho like you would support a lady who threatens the life of a man she is supposed to love.

You need therapy. You brain cells are dying rapidly.

T.K.O

mirexxx:
chai! views his profile,sees ntin
oya good night
no nak me anyfin

Lol.

Good night princess.

It's a psycho issue: Stockholm syndrome. That's why.

It's so sad to see a woman stubbornly staying in such a relationship, defending her abusive partner and rationalizing his actions.

Lala247:
Lol nooo ohhh she bully des gurls n guys n shes soooo dead looking . Even prettier girls dont act like dat. No classy chic wud act like dat shes local bush girl men

You pounced on her just like hunter who set a trap and waited patiently in the bush. Wicked.

I don't think that's her picture anyway. She's been such a nuisance today.

Lala247:
U need to come better than that waste girl .
U look stupid stop hating on ppl u go to different topics bully chics there y ur nt great at all u look like a dreg lol abeg carry ur bush self somewer else .
Ignorant chics irritate me n ur top on dat list

Rotfl.

This is too much. Ladies! ladies!!

Make una calm down na.

mirexxx:
is that y u kissed me?

(Draws her close)
Ours is deeper than Valentine
Sweeter than sugarcane
Stronger than spanish wine
This kind should never wane....


Mirexxx, what more can I say?

(Nak her another kiss)

Maamin:
She's not lying

Okay boss. My bad. Mirexxx no vex.

Clerverly:
[size=14pt]Buhari[/size]

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Endorsed By IBB

Endorsed By Abdusalam Abubarka;

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[size=13pt]Jonathan[/size]:

Endorsed By the Babalawos

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And Finally Endorsed By TAN:

Fellow Nigerians, who would you rather trust Nigeria with

Lmao. You are wicked.

JuanDeDios:
Baffles you, doesn't it? Poster after poster, not one with enough sense to spot a joke. I think it comes with lack of good reading.

Maybe it's the hot weather. It has burnt off their tolerance.