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The people that will always come and use d toilet codedly,dey will just pick a deposit slip and ask d security men whr is d convenient? Ladies are guilty of dis act.

Nice one west

Na wha o

fyneguy: Were you there to know the whole amount actually got to him?

FYI, a contractor can be made to claim N1 billion but only N100 million gets to him while government officials share the bulk.

whr yu dere too wen dat contractor was given 100million and d govt sharing d money?

Gboliwe: and his offspring or distant relative is here on nairaland condemning government. Our problems are made and maintained by us- Nigerians.

you dey mind dem.

D contractor was given enough money,but he decided 2 use substandard materials because of greed...What an international disgrace.

I hate booking space.

golddeejay: me i go add weed for more correct instpiration.
I don steal dat 'fone fix' line. I go use am for that yellow figure 8 gal i just dey sight for area

hahahahahah...I wish yu luck.

[b][/b] Patience Jonathan was Wole Soyinka former Course rep. Beyonce use 2 be my side chick.

Just passing By

Ewizard: D last girl I wooed..
"Hey! I've bin seein u around ma hood lately, I dnt knw u neither do u knw me.
D last 3 tymz I walked pass u I was so shy 2 say hi..
wen I got home I slapped myself several tyms,fix ma self up and vow neva to repeat dat mistake again so I get a mirror and practice 1 of dos Brad Pitt's killer move. But immediately I saw u naw I seem 2've lost all d confident again. I don't wanna go home slappin maself again my face are swellin up, lemme b shy enough to admit dat I like u, nt bcus ure btiful or bcus u gat more curves dan a race track. I jus lyk u naturally and nothing more. I pray I d'be confident enough to ask 4 ur name d next time I meet u"...
And wen I was leaving she turn around said 'Mary'..
I replied tnx but u wud ve save it 4 d nxt tym..
She smiled shakin her head..
And I knew I've won dat conversation.
So d nxt tym I saw her she started smilin seein me, I blocked her and said "hi miss mary" she replied hi mr.. ?? (I cudnt let her finish d "hey I dnt even knw ur name" line she was abt to come up wit).. I handed over my cellphone to her wit dis line I saw on d internet " dat phone I jus gave have a cute problem, can u help me fix it?? She asked wat was d problem and I said "it doesn't hav ur number on it"..
She hit me on my arm wit d "ure funny line" line. And wen she was done typing her digit I collected my phone and leave wit d "tnx, I may b convinced to tell u ma name d next tym I call"..
She was like "aww! Naw ure confident ryt?? While smiling... And I replied "I wud tek dat as a compliment" while leavin.

Guy yu tite,I owe yu a bottle of online beer

ilotriouzAY: I av always had it easy

i scored 279

yet dis stupid skul did nt give me medicine

such is life bro...Take heart

Mine is 231,share yours

sexyseun: same recharge card wey ur mama sell take come lagos to come hustle under oshodi bridge, useless retarded dumb skull..
Quote me again and see how ur life crumbles

Always talking trash fish brain.

sexyseun: All ur papa worth till e die no reach the exhaust pipe, make we forget d loan wey e take for cooperative bank o! na d gbese u sef dey pay dey go, useless child

Cheap Recharge card girl,Don't quote me cos yu aint won't a stick of cigarette.

sexyseun: How can i pay you for this lovely car? Cash or KIND

FYI Ur kpekus is not worth dat tyre.

Aromas: somebody shout halle luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu God u'r great!!! Allahu Akbar!!! Olorun awon oba!!! Chineke indima!!! Na Gode!!! Keep working with ur miracles. If you believe in God don't scroll down without hitting like on this bcuz today is my birthday

Samehere Bro...HBD

See he head,Abeg make nobody like my post i hear say person fit get Ebola through Nairaland likes

Put candle under ur coverbeer(crown) to make it stiff and strong.

Na wha o

Your wife and your only son is sick and one of them will die ,the only money you have is to save only one person.Who will you save? Your son or Wife? No borrowing of money.

Your wife and your only son is sick and one will die very soon,the only money you have is to save only one person.Who will you save? Your son or Wife? No borrowing of money.

experimentist:

wetin nah, Quote me not

Danhumprey:

wetin nah,Quote me not

Damager: Plzzz Sumone describe d pix 4 me, I no on image 4 ma fone.. c Ppl Wey just return 4rm coven




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Guy which one yu dey quote me for nonsense nah,abi yu kiss craze?

Naija na wha o..,We tackle arm robbers,militants come,we tackle militants,Boko Haram come,we dey try tacke Boko Haram,Ebola just show from no where. Abeg Boko haram nd Ebola which one you prefer my people?

Cut d wire of d gen or change d fuel to water wen he is not around or destroy d gen or contact me let me c if i can get a new gen for yu.

JayJohnson: Drunken fisherman, he must have taken too much ogogoro just like his clueless and inept brother!

Mumuest comment of the year

Cough

KingAdeOluomo1: And so

Dey ur lane

Dbestmax: Lol... Beywetin....no b only Beyonce...BeFire...

Nor underrate me o,Beyonce wen dey die for me 4 instagram,me told her am not into married women...

Hope is ur own bigger than dis