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To avoid dis

I love yhu like my brother.

All this manual to read just to make it in America? way mehn like me dey hammer for Nigeria.Make una go come o

1. Coca-cola was originally green.
2. An Owl has three eye lids.
3. Blueberry juice boosts memory.
4. An Oyster can change its gender.
5. Blue whale weighs as much as 1900 men.
6. An average human scalp has 100,000 hairs.
7. Virus can be found in all forms of life.
8. An Olive tree can live up to 1500 years.
9. Bamboo can grow up to 3ft in 24 hours.
0. Yuri Gagarin was the first person in space.
1. You can not find any fish in the Dead Sea.
2. Tomato is the world most popular fruit.
3. An Albertross can sleep while it flies.
4. cat urine can glow under the black light.
5. Rat can last longer than camel without water.
6. Violin contains about 70 seperate pieces of
wood.
7. It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes
opened.
8. Only one out of a thousand turtles survive
after hacting.
9. The animal responsible for most human
death is the mosquito.
1. Polar bears are left-handed.
2. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper
in their hair.
3. Eskimos never gamble.
4. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9
and lived in China in 1910.
5. The youngest pope was 11 years old.
6. Mark Twain didn't graduate from elementary
school.
7. Proportional to their weight, men are
stronger than horses.
8. Pilgrims ate popcorn at the first Thanksgiving
dinner.
9. Your nose and ears never stop growing.
0. Jupiter is bigger than all the other planets in
our solar system combined.
1. Hot water is heavier than cold.
2. The parachute was invented by da Vinci in
1515.
3. They have square watermelons in Japan.
They stack better.
4. Cream does not weigh as much as milk.
5. Starfish have eight eyes-one at the end of
each leg.
6. Iceland consumes more Coca-cola per capita
than any other nation.
7. First novel ever written on a typewriter was
"Tom Sawyer."
8. There are more collect calls on Father's Day
than any other day of the year.
9. Heinz Catsup leaving the bottle travels at 25
miles per year.
0. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not
downstairs.
1. Men get hiccups more often than women.
2. Armadillos can be housebroken.
3. In a normal life,a person's heart beats
2,000,000,000 times.
4. The maximum efficiency the motor car as
achieve so far is 33%.
5. Some fishes can swim backwards and can live
up to fifty years.
6. The only domestic animal not mentioned in
the Bible is the Cat.
7. The only place you can find success before
work is in the dictionary.
8. The energy generated from lightening can
power a bulb for three months.
9. The sense of smell is about 10,000 times more
than the sense of taste.
0. The Greatest problem nanotechnologists are
facing is the size of our fingers.
1. Dog's can't sweat! They don't have sweat
gland,so they pant when they feel hot.
2. Only two words in the English language end
with the letters "gry".Which are angry and
hungry.
3. The human heart creates enough pressure
while pumping and squirt blood as far as 30
feet away.
4. Wearing headphones for just an hour will
increase the bacteria in your ear by 7000
times.
5. "One thousand" contains the letter "A" but
none of the words from "1" to "999" have an
"A"!
6. A Cheetah can run up to 76 kilometer per
hour while the fastest human run at 37
kilometer per hour.
7. In 1981,snow fell in in kalahari desert,Africa
for the first time,dropping the temperature to
-50c.
8. SURE and SUGAR are the only two words in
English Language which is spelt 'su' but
pronounce 'sh'
0. Every day more money is printed for
Monopoly than for the US Treasury.
1. Smartest dogs: 1) border collie; 2)poodle;
3)golden retriever.
2. Dumbest dog: Afghan
3. Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.
4. Men can read smaller print than women;
women can hear better.
5. Chances that an American lives within 50
miles of where they grew up: 1 in 2
6. Amount American Airlines saved in '87 by
taking out 1 olive from each salad served in
first class: $40,000
7. City with the most Rolls Royce's per capita:
Hong Kong
8. State with the highest percentage of people
who walk to work: Alaska
9. Chances of a white Christmas in New York: 1
in 4
0. Portion of US annual rainfall that falls in
April: 1/12
1. Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%
2. Percentage of North America that is
wilderness: 38%
3. Estimated % of American adults who go on
diet each year: 44%
4. Barbie's measurements if she were life size:
39-23-33
5. Average number of days a West German goes
without washing his underwear: 7
6. Percentage of Americans who say that God
has spoken to them: 36%
7. Percentage of Americans who regularly
attend religious services: 43%
8. City with highest per capita viewership of TV
evangelists: Washington DC
9. "LITTLE BOY" was the name given to the
atomic bomb that destroyed Hiroshima
during the 2nd world war.
. The longest war was the so called 100 year
war between Britain and france which lasted
for 116 years.
1. An electronic circuit without a resistor is like
the circulatory system without veins and
arteries.
2. The "sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's is sick" is
the toughest tongue twister in the English
Language.
3. A Gibbon baby has a cap of fur on top of its
head like human baby with the rest of the
body completely bare.
4. Elephants can hold up to 1 gallon of (four
liters) of water in their trunks,and can even
pick a tiny pea with them.
5. When you consume chocolate,it releases a
chemical into your body very similar to what
you feel when you are in love.
6. The word queue is the only word in English
language that is pronounced the same way
when the last four letters is removed.
7. Palindrome is a word or sentence that reads
the same forwards or backwards? e.g
dad,mum,madam.nurses run,was it a cat i
saw.
9. Percentage of American men who say they
would marry the same woman if they had it
to do all over again: 80%
0. % of American women who say they would
marry the same man: 50%
1. % of men who say they are happier after
their divorce or separation: 58%
2. % of women who say they are happier after
their divorce or separation: 85%
3. Number of different family relationships for
which Hallmark makes cards: 105
4. Cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age
of eleven: $6,400
5. Average number of people airborne over the
US any given hour: 61,000.
6. Percentage of Americans who have visited
Disneyland or Disney World: 70%
7. Average life span of a major league baseball:
7 pitches.
8. Portion of ice cream sold that is vanilla: 1/3
9. Portion of potatoes sold that are French fried:
1/3
0. Percentage of Americans that eat at
McDonald's each day: 7
1. Percentage of bird species that are
monogamous: 90%
2. Percentage of mammal species that are: 3%
3. Number of US states that claim test scores in
their elementary schools are above national
average: 50%
4. Portion of Harvard students who graduate
with honors: 4/5
5. Chances that a burglary in the US will be
solved: 1 in 7.
6. Portion of land in the US owned by the
government: 1/3
7. Only President to remain a bachelor: James
Buchanon
8. Only first lady to carry a loaded revolver:
Eleanor Roosevelt
9. Only President to win a Pulitzer: John F.
Kennedy for "Profiles in Courage"
0. Only President awarded a patent: Abe
Lincoln, for a system of buoying vessels over
shoals
1. Only food that does not spoil: honey
2. Only person to win $64,000 Challenge and
$64,000 Question: Dr. Joyce Brothers (subject
is boxing)
3. Only bird that can fly backwards:
Hummingbird
4. Only continent without reptiles or snakes:
Antarctica
5. Only animal besides human that can get
sunburn: pig
6. Ostriches stick their heads in the sand to look
for water.
7. An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away
with it.
8. In the Caribbean there are oysters that can
climb trees.
9. In 1 square inch of skin,there lie 4 yards of
nerve fibres,1300 nerve cells,100 sweat
glands,3 million cells and 3 yards of blood
vessels.
0. Orb web spiders eat the old web before they
spin new ones.A web may take an hour to
spin but it is as strong as steel of the same
thickness.
1. The left side of your body is controlled by the
right side of your brain,while the right side is
controlled by the left side of your brain.
2. The blue whale weighs more than 150,000
kilograms and is more than 30 metres(100ft)
long which is as tall as five storey
building.Also this whale 's weight is equals to
the weight of 25 to 30 elephant.

All dis kin short motors with tall prize,I still prefer big cars

quivah: why the hell did you plant that tree in the garden!!!

so on poin+

If you were given the opportunity to ask God a question what will ask God? Be sincere

Is dis a waec or neco question? @op

donphilopus: please refurnish your english..
Is it because of the ongoing strike??

hw you a furniture maker or a carpenta? Jst asking

Rexxie: Da hell is da haps on here n da hell is da haps at da gangster touts enclave of reps led by that farting face of a piffer speaker? some folks r gaddem lucky smokes like moi dont dorn da camourflage...kaduna's woulda been toy story..

Bros he be like say dis igbo(marijuana) wen you smoke strong pass you dis time o

Freiburger: A goat had a dream that he was used for pepper soup and told his mum about it, Guess what the mum's reply was:
''No be wetin no go happen''

he be like say na you ban me 4 Nairaland General section o,na ur name i dey see(i dey suspect u)...But dis ur joke dry pass desert sha,abi na me nor understand am?

So dis one na frontpage material?...Smh

If you dont have witch in your family you can drive anywhr

Nairaland should open university so dat interested student should be reading dis tins as course o...Hw many landlord 4 naija read dis manual?

I can eat all kind of food CLOSE UP is just #200naira...

kerijay: I See u Dude...delta TV na wack

LOL,e be like say yhu be delta boy o

demelza: Did you whip out your magic wand while typing this?

yap

SimonAndal:
Black dude don't really do anything for me, but I gotta say....Lynxx!!!!!!! Wow!!!!! Huge böner here!!! I would so bend him over...or bend over for him.

i wish u 14yrs imprisonment with hard labour

DRTV/DBS Edjeba : talk ur own(pidgin program)

Dis period of economic meltdown you want me 2 download dis song,na una gv me mb? illbliss how many song u download wen u neva hammer? pls how cn i listen 2 d song without downloading it?

What about dis
Me : babe e be like say we go end dis relationship o
Babe : but why? yhu knw i love you
Me : sharap dere wetin you know about love
Babe : what has come over you?
Me : Na you smtin come over,wen we start our relationship na #150k dey my account bt na how much dey #3k...I dor tire 4 you go ur way i go my way is over
Babe : pls pls

Built2last: lol...you need to consider a career in comedy. Honest advice

u go sponsor?

Built2last: i have observed that these militants have "General" attached to their names.WHY?

cause dey where all born in General hospital

Krasid: We dosen't want Ethiopia

you win,post of d day. 2millionLIKES

Dis info is very vital,i tink i need 2 print out hand bills about dis info...@op i owe yhu 3bottles

Goodnight