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Dey should include dis punish everyweek for him

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barcanista:
Op thank you. Well, I'm Ijaw frm Rivers State, this issue of Warri affects me so much because I have my brothers and sisters there. Well, I wouldn't want to go into any argument but I have to correct one impression. According to we the Ijaws, the word Warri originated from the Ijaw word "Wari" which means house. The Iwere stuff of the Itsekiri is unacceptable to us, and that is it.
The Itsekiris are more educated and the British favored them, the Oil Companies also favored them against the Ijaws. What is keeping the Ijaws today is Almighty God and our zeal to defend ourselves against every odd. The issue of Warri is a very special one, and I believe a roundtable discussion should be convoked to solve every grey area once and for all. However, the Ijaws will not seek to take what is not theirs and will not lose an inch of what belongs to them. God bless us all

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I dey since Saroriwa, Muritala Gowon, Dele Giwa, Soyinka, MKO Abiola, Shagari Awolowo, Oduduwa, Moti wati kpe #Originality...What am i typing

Thought i was lookin good dat very day wen dis little girl in my former hood 5yrs old told me dis "C as yuh dey smell vasline vasline" i regret going out dat day...the tin pain me dat day nor be small

marveangel:
Every normal right thinking person will surely do that even for less.......well my list excludes certain people like bill gates,mark zukerberg,Dangote,Larry Elison,and my grandma!!!!

is ur grandma a billionaire?

Funny indeed

Investors : This ones will come with like 100naira to d game center and bet with others. They go back home with about a thousand naira.

The Back Benchers : I so much hate dis set of people, when ever you're playing with somebody they will sit behind you telling you what to do. This type of people don't even knw how to play.

No Future : When ever you go to game store you see dis set of people(morning, afternoon and evening) in d game shop. Some of them even beg money to play game.

.ma

Dirty Eaters : this type of people are very dirty, wen dey re eating soup lik egusi soup, you will see soup all over dere beard nd mouth, secondly dey don't even knw hw to rap eba well eg tanker drivers.

dOnLarich:
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Hwfa nah una get light?

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apcmustwin:
U typed dis raaawbish at 3:18? When all oda sane people are asleep? Shouldn't ur brain be in d freezer to cool off after a day's madness

Guy you funny die

tociano009:
shut op

Yes sir

The Producer/Scriptwriter should be ban for years for coming up with such a movie,dis people are taking d Nigeria movie industry backward. I know some peeps will call dis comedy, try and watch (Mr Bones, Mad Buddie, 30 Days in Atlanta) then yuh will knw d true definition of comedy not dis low budget movie,location Zero,picture quality zero, choice of character Zero...mehn i give up.

Note : I'm not hating on d producer or Actors,I'm jst critising base on my observation of Nigeria comedy compare to d one outside d country. They should try and improve on d storyline not dis everyday stuff.

The Producer/Scriptwriter should be ban for years for coming up with such a movie,dis people are taking d Nigeria movie industry backward. I know some peeps will call dis comedy, try and watch (Mr Bones, Mad Buddie, 30 Days in Atlanta) then yuh will knw d true definition of comedy not dis low budget movie,location Zero,picture quality zero, choice of character Zero...mehn i give up.

Note : I'm not hating on d producer or Actors,I'm jst critising base on my observation of Nigeria comedy compare to d one outside d country. They should try and improve on d storyline not dis everyday stuff.

Midehi:
oh yea

Good pm, hope ur day is going well?

moriton:
Na empty hen.

hahaha...na only yuh waka come o

Midehi:
tnx dearie...oya catch d peck...mmweeen.

Hmm...so soft, online kiss tho

Midehi:
hahahahahahahahahahahaha...*tears in my eyes oooo*

take this white handkerchef, dry your tears and give me back my handkerchef with peck.

Hahahaha
A Guy was in love with a girl but
never
had the
guts to tell her. One night around
11pm he gathered some courage
&
sent
her a text sayin..
"I love you, I wana date you. Plz
reply
&
tell me how u feel." A few
seconds later
he
received a message alert on his
phone.
He was so scared &
tensed to open it that night so he
decided
not to check & reply until the next
morning
when he's less tense.
When he woke up the next day
he
prayed
seriously about the message for
good
news,did his morning
chores,brushed
his
teeth,ate his breakfast, had his
bath,dressed up then climbed
into bed
&
picked his phone to read the
message.
This was the response he read:
"Dear
customer
you
have insufficient balance to send
this
message.Please recharge your
account
and try again".
Which network send d message?

Hmmm...GEJ till Bill Gate start to work 4 my company

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experimentist:
With N21 Billion dash I no marry that GEJ aborted adopted pickney.. Batty gyal with a shark like teeth..

the question is who is more beautiful and not who you will marry. And beside she won't marry you either...shikina

Only from Africa you will see such kind of people.

GEJ till Obama join PDP

victorazy:
Papa Peace in advance

hahahahaha.

Not at all, the only female president i can recomend maybe will be my wife so that i can be the first man or papa peace

Week 40

OduntanGabriel:
you r right but those ladies doing that no go show their face ooo

ni be d coded matter nah