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TravelRe: My Dilemma: Canada Or 500K Tech Job by Btzzk: 2:29pm On Oct 15, 2023
Good advice from someone in abroad for years, Nigeria like quick money. If the reason of coming is just about money, you’ll be disappointed. But if you’re coming to better your life and your kids you’re welcome. There is no shortcut, all those bullshit advice you’re getting will not help you. I don’t know much about Canada, but in US, if you’re ready to go to school & work hard, you can be anything even more than you can ever imagine.
PoliticsSpiritual Flashback by Btzzk(op): 12:23am On May 27, 2023
🎲Buhari will die before the Election- Ayo Fayose
🌶️Buhari is brain dead - Patience Jonathan
🍉If APC survives till October 2014,call me a bastard.- Doyin Okupe
🍌Mark my words, It will not happen for Buhari to rule Nigeria. - Doyin
Okupe.
🥥If APC wins, I will go on exile. - Bode George.
⚖️Buhari can never win in Yorubaland. - Gani Adams.
🌭Jonathan will shock APC with defeat. - FFK
🎂If Jonathan loses, we would set Nigeria on fire. Asari Dokubo.
🪓We instigated the 6 weeks postponement so that Jonathan can win. - Fasehun
🍺I will deliver 1 million votes to Jonathan in Ondo state. - Mimiko
🦉We shall deliver the South West votes to Jonathan. - Afenifere
🏹Tinubu is no longer a force in the South West. Yinka Odumakin.
😀Buhari at 70 wears diapers like my mother. -Fayose
🍼Jonathan already has Lagos votes.- Obanikoro.

🌽👉 let me just Advice You🍺No matter what people think or say about you for evil, God will change it to joy. 👉 Only Good people should Say Ameen😃
PoliticsRe: David Hundeyin: I'm Happy You Showed Your Yoruba Ethnoracialist Asses For Tinubu by Btzzk: 2:04pm On Mar 20, 2023
I will be surprised if Tinubu didn’t offer Sanwolu ministerial appointment. Sanwolu work hard to get Tinubu elected and he deserved to be compensated too. That means deputy governor will be governor of the state.
TravelRe: Traveling Abroad With Soon To Be Wedded Fiancee by Btzzk: 1:33pm On Sep 14, 2022
From someone abroad for close to thirty years, you are going to face a lot of challenges but if you’re lucky to have good woman the end will worth it. A lot woman change once they get abroad, if both of you are not married don’t do it. It’s a bad idea and you might regret it.
TravelRe: Do You Regret Going Abroad With Your Spouse by Btzzk: 12:51am On Nov 09, 2021
from someone living in abroad for more than three decades, there is a lot of challenges. but eventually it worth it. All your children's are well educated and good retirement packages and living a peaceful life. Although all these depend on luck and how you play your game. if you have a good wife and living in abroad you are the lucky man of of the century.
Nairaland GeneralWhat Is The Best Thing You Came Across On The Internet Today? by Btzzk(op): 5:41pm On May 15, 2021
It happened in a Nigerian bank. ❤️

A security man walked up to the Bank Manager.

And boldly told him that he is a graduate and would love to participate in the Aptitude test for the vacant position.

The Boss was so generous and allowed him to write the test.

Since, it was an online test, result came just after the test.

Guess, who was the topper?

Yes, exactly.

That security guard was the 'Best Candidate' and got the job.

“If you have talent, and you know when and how to grab the opportunity, believe me - You're and will always be the hero of your own story.”

To me, this is the best thing I came across on Internet today.

The pic shows him on Friday: last day as a security man and Monday: first day as a Banker.

May god bless you all. Keep aiming for the best. ❤️

In case we haven’t met before, I’m Saurabh Kumar. I’ve just started on Quora.

Thank you for reading. I hope I could help you ponder today. smiley

FamilyRe: My Wife’s Salary Was A Mystery Until I Discovered How Much She’s Truly Worth* by Btzzk: 11:24pm On Mar 25, 2021
Believe you or me, every woman like to do that in the beginning. once you allow separate account, that's the beginning of trouble. though I'm talking based on someone living outside the country. I think we just need to pray to god to give us our own wife. I'm now getting old, my wife doesn't know what we have, but I called her once in a while to show her incase something happened. God have been good to us, but its not that rose in the beginning . Glory be to God. please don't divorce her because of that, I believed she already learn her lesson.
CareerRe: What Was The Amount Of Your First Salary? by Btzzk: 10:26pm On Sep 17, 2020
5 naira a month 1976, glory to God alot today
RomanceRe: Do I Tell My American Patient He's Being Scammed By A Nigerian Romance Scammer? by Btzzk: 11:34am On Aug 14, 2020
Please help him, I happened to be in the same shoes years ago I help this American lady. One useless Nigeria she know online send her check to cash and buy him some stuff. Thank God her sisters tell me on time. That Nigerian are so generous, that her sister Nigeria boy friend promised to dash her a lot money after complete the assignment. She already deposit the check and some money out to buy those things. Please help him.
FamilyRe: Husbands, Have You Noticed That Women Change After Wedding? by Btzzk: 3:51pm On Nov 02, 2019
Come and ask me, but after 30 years we still make it worth it.
FamilyRe: Should Working Class Wives Be Given 'Upkeep'? by Btzzk: 3:49pm On Nov 02, 2019
All depend if both are using same account yes, if not allowance here and there okay.
BusinessRe: World's Largest Atmospheric Tower For Dangote Refinery Sets Sail From China (PIC by Btzzk: 10:58pm On Jul 29, 2019
I hope Dangote Know what he was doing, know one believe China can deliver reliable equipments like that. They can build it, it just won't last. Falure of such equipments can cause serious catastrophic. I really have serious concerns about all these big equipments purchased from China. But what did I know, let just hope for the best.
TravelRe: Which Country To Migrate To With N4 Million? by Btzzk: 1:30am On Jul 08, 2019
This is the best advice for you, any country you go to; it Will take you minimum of 5-7 years to stand straight that is if you are lucky. you must be ready to go back to school. that 4m can take you to USA or Canada. but you have a better chance in Canada than here in USA because of the way American is right now. you cannot get paper to stay. Canada is a little bit okay for now. Do not trust anyone with your money many of them are scammer. Best of lucky.
Car TalkRe: 2019 World Car Of The Year Top Three Announced In Geneva Auto Show by Btzzk: 6:03pm On Mar 06, 2019
i still believed my car is the best trim QX50 ESSENTIAL AWD 2019
Car TalkRe: 2019 World Car Of The Year Top Three Announced In Geneva Auto Show by Btzzk: 5:27pm On Mar 06, 2019
i still no car beat mine
PoliticsNgozi Okonjo-aweala-un Summit In Mauritania_we Nigeria Need To Wake Up by Btzzk(op): 2:37pm On Sep 15, 2018
I don't know how true is this but if it's true Nigeria need to wake up

Ngozi Okonjo-Aweala*
@ UN Summit in Mauritania
"2019 Presidential election is fast approaching,the enemies of this nation are uniting,they are planning to come back to power and hold this country unto ransom once again.

- The media are angry,why? There is no more free money from the government.

- The Ex generals are murmuring, Why? There is no sign President Buhari will renew their oil blocks contract.

- Social cultural groups are grumbling, Why? No more Ghana must go bags of money to support Buhari.

- The Royal Fathers are shouting, Why? Buhari did not pay homage with cars and cash gifts.

- The Legislators are not cooperating, Why? No more budgets padding and bribes before passing of the budgets.

- Corrupt Religious leaders are lamenting, Why? No more shady arms contracts.

- Corrupt Civil Servants are not supportive, Why? No more corrupt practices, BVN and TSA have exposed their sharp practices.

- The spoilt kids are bitter, Why? PMB has made people to understand that their parents are not that rich.

Having realized the set of people that want to set this country ablaze because of their controversial ways of living, I pray that The Almighty God should help President Muhammadu Buhari overcome all these obstacles and take Nigeria to the promised land

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE STAND WITH A MAN OF HONOR, CHARACTER AND INTEGRITY.

huhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh?

BOOM!
Oil Licence not renewable, No wonder the sudden hate from TY Danjuma, Obasanjo, etc.
Oil Bloc Licences no longer renewable
- BUHARI
One of his policy that made TY Danjuma and other corrupt Generals mad.
OBJ is crying
IBB is crying
TYD is crying
It Means Buhari Is Really Fighting For Our Future, corruption is not as usual...
51 oil licences expire.
Now OBJ & TY Danjuma's wailing will skyrocket as PMB won't sign their licences.
THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THEY ARE USING U NOT TO RE-ELECT BUHARI. THEY THINK NIGERIA IS THEIR COMPANY TO MAKE MONEY, WHILE U CONTINUE TO STRUGGLE AND SUFFER. WE WILL EXPOSE THEM FOR WHAT THEY ARE.
ENOUGH OF THEIR FOOLISHNESS....
Pls share it, needs to pass across, thanks
PoliticsNgozi Okonjo-aweala-un Summit In Mauritania_if This True Nigeria Need To Wake Up by Btzzk(op): 2:31pm On Sep 15, 2018
I don't know how true is this but if it's true Nigeria need to wake up

Ngozi Okonjo-Aweala*
@ UN Summit in Mauritania
"2019 Presidential election is fast approaching,the enemies of this nation are uniting,they are planning to come back to power and hold this country unto ransom once again.

- The media are angry,why? There is no more free money from the government.

- The Ex generals are murmuring, Why? There is no sign President Buhari will renew their oil blocks contract.

- Social cultural groups are grumbling, Why? No more Ghana must go bags of money to support Buhari.

- The Royal Fathers are shouting, Why? Buhari did not pay homage with cars and cash gifts.

- The Legislators are not cooperating, Why? No more budgets padding and bribes before passing of the budgets.

- Corrupt Religious leaders are lamenting, Why? No more shady arms contracts.

- Corrupt Civil Servants are not supportive, Why? No more corrupt practices, BVN and TSA have exposed their sharp practices.

- The spoilt kids are bitter, Why? PMB has made people to understand that their parents are not that rich.

Having realized the set of people that want to set this country ablaze because of their controversial ways of living, I pray that The Almighty God should help President Muhammadu Buhari overcome all these obstacles and take Nigeria to the promised land

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE STAND WITH A MAN OF HONOR, CHARACTER AND INTEGRITY.

huhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh?

BOOM!
Oil Licence not renewable, No wonder the sudden hate from TY Danjuma, Obasanjo, etc.
Oil Bloc Licences no longer renewable
- BUHARI
One of his policy that made TY Danjuma and other corrupt Generals mad.
OBJ is crying
IBB is crying
TYD is crying
It Means Buhari Is Really Fighting For Our Future, corruption is not as usual...
51 oil licences expire.
Now OBJ & TY Danjuma's wailing will skyrocket as PMB won't sign their licences.
THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THEY ARE USING U NOT TO RE-ELECT BUHARI. THEY THINK NIGERIA IS THEIR COMPANY TO MAKE MONEY, WHILE U CONTINUE TO STRUGGLE AND SUFFER. WE WILL EXPOSE THEM FOR WHAT THEY ARE.
ENOUGH OF THEIR FOOLISHNESS....
Pls share it, needs to pass across, thanks
PoliticsRe: Saraki Appointed National Leader Of PDP by Btzzk: 7:01pm On Aug 02, 2018
To be honest, I really feel sorry for all of you Nigerian. You are celebrating crook & criminal. Why in d world did you expect anything good from Saraki. Just look at the history. I am very sorry for you all.
Nairaland GeneralNigeria Is Now The Home Of Largest Number Of Poor People In The World by Btzzk(op): 2:51am On Jul 11, 2018
India is no longer home to the largest number of poor people in the world. Nigeria is.

PropertiesRe: The Making Of The "Akure 5 Bedroom Duplex" by Btzzk: 3:19am On May 27, 2018
Hello Spyder man,
If you remembered i got in touch with you few years back and you said you cannot work outside East. Have you change your mind now? In fact I have one job in my town in kwara state two plot of land fence and gated and one in Lagos.
PropertiesI Need Roof Calculation by Btzzk(op):
Hello,
PropertiesNeed You Guys Advice by Btzzk(op): 7:17pm On Dec 17, 2017
How much can i pay someone that help me supervise 2 plot of land fence and gate, the guy don't want charge me because its family but i don't want to cheat him at the same time. This is not Lagos its in my home town.
Foreign AffairsTrump And Hillary Clinton How Funny Is This by Btzzk(op): 6:11pm On Oct 21, 2016
I got this picture from friend, how funny is this?

PropertiesRe: I Need Quotation For Plumbing And Wiring For Three Bedroom And Two Selfcontain by Btzzk(op): 11:14pm On Sep 08, 2016
Today the house is finally complete thanks to everyone, happy 2016
PropertiesRe: I Need Quotation For Plumbing And Wiring For Three Bedroom And Two Selfcontain by Btzzk(op): 8:24pm On Aug 04, 2016
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PropertiesRe: I Need Quotation For Plumbing And Wiring For Three Bedroom And Two Selfcontain by Btzzk(op): 8:22pm On Aug 04, 2016
Almost done
PropertiesRe: I Need Quotation For Plumbing And Wiring For Three Bedroom And Two Selfcontain by Btzzk(op): 8:21pm On Aug 04, 2016
almost done
PropertiesRe: I Think I'm Being Cheated By A Building Contractor. by Btzzk: 2:55am On Jul 25, 2016
I don't know what type of materials you are using,but i did not see any cheating here, i'm building three bedroom and two Self Contained on one plot of land for my mom. i have spend around six million and job is not done yet. I expect total cost to be around 8 to 9 millions by that when i finish. Roof alone is 1.3m.do the math. My advice never ever let family handle your business, its a bad combination.
PropertiesRe: I Think I'm Being Cheated By A Building Contractor. by Btzzk: 1:33pm On Jul 24, 2016
I don't know what type of materials you are using,but i did not see any cheating here, im building three bedroom and two Boysquater on one plot of land for my mom.i have spend aroubd six million and job is not done yet. I expect total cost to be around 8 to 9 millions by that when i finish. Roof alone is 1.3m.do the math. My advice never ever let family handle your business, its a bad combination.
PropertiesRe: I Need Quotation For Plumbing And Wiring For Three Bedroom And Two Selfcontain by Btzzk(op): 6:57pm On Jul 03, 2016
Thank you all the job has been taken care of
PropertiesRe: I Need Quotation For Plumbing And Wiring For Three Bedroom And Two Selfcontain by Btzzk(op): 9:49pm On Jun 25, 2016
I'm still waiting for reasonable quote, i did not see one yet. everyone are looking for work but they don't have quotation. how are you going to give me price without first tell me how you arrive there.

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