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Anyman who is not as strong as she is risks strangulation during her orgasm

Stop na.

If to say u type dis thing 4 broken english i 4 feel u small, but your fake story and grammar dey annoying. I dey come here to come learn to improve my grammar, u wan come corrupt me pass where i from dey come.
With all your blunders u wan still confuse yourself with 'SUV Jeep' so sbody go think say u get sense.
My advice 2 u b say, make u dey read until u improve b4 u start 2 dey post or comment. Na so me i take start, infact na comment i just graduate to, i never reach posting. I beg no try this kind thing again o.

I applied 4 law and would appreciate an assistance. Talk 2 me here while i c bout joining 2in.

justwise: Are they from Nigeria or Niger? .

BBC reported that they are from Niger

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-18376625

This links here reported that they are from Niger as well http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/un-says-7-peacekeepers-were-killed-in-an-attack-in-ivory-coast-more-than-40-now-in-danger/article4244041/

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/crime/news/article.cfm?c_id=30&objectid=10811871&ref=rss

. When i first read that Nigerian soldiers died i was suprised and couldn't blive, because, Nigerians can't lay their lives 4 Nigeria not 2 talk of others. If it happened, most likely an accident and not display of bravery. Let them look at d looting, bribery and corruption activities of d bluehelment thats where nigerians are. And if there is\was a dispatch of south African soldiers in d area, then, preparations should b made 4 Teenage pregnancy epidemic.

It is said that 'those who live in glass houses don't throw stones', that is why u will never see d so called men of God boldly condemning a corrupt president or governor. They see plain crash, results of football matches, demons in people, those that are witches and so on but, can see corrupt governors. Imagine ibori going 2 church 4 thanksgiving every court case he scaled and d officiating pastors at d service will never call him a thief. Bode george d same, going 4 thankgiving in a church and d pastor throughout d service didn't even say repent or don't thief again.

Come on, i'm just hoping 2 have a friend, i haven't been 2 Enugu b4. My name is Chigemezu.

so, where r u?

Odunnu: I'm disappointed in you all

don't worry i'll be coming 2 town soon 4 post utme, we can do lunch 4 i intend 2 arrive early and if u re good company we can do lunch and diner d three days i intend 2 stay.

Abacha forgive me 4 dancing alongside fellow ignorant people at d news of your death, we thought u were d devil, not knowing u were just a small demon. Other bigger demons ve since found their way to power and ve really dealt with us. They even killed d abiola u only kept away. U can't imagine d current price/litre of petrol which u left at 11naira and d exchange rate of d dollar u left at 40naira. Even David Mark that ran away is now d senate president. I pray God 4gives your small sins. Even your loots ve been looted.

dexter1983: jude,av got a gret biz idea u cud be interested in dat av workd on for over 3yrs now.u can inbox me if u r rily interested in biz.its very promisin i can assure u.pentane90@yahoo.com

everybody dey here dey open up their intimate issues, hoping 4 possible solution, u wan take advantage of it take 419 sbody. Y can't u share it here so everybody or anybody who wants can venture? Secrecy 'no tell anybody' thats how u manage to steal from people not minding if d people borrowed d money or how long and hard it took d them 2 save what u want 2 steal from them. U fools create so much mistrust in d society, thats one reason its had to survive or be happy even when one is not asking 4 much. C girls re here asking 4 Mr right while many of us guys re also here talking of meeting d right ladies, because of bas'tards nobody trusts anybody.

I don't want 2 disappoint my parents, they ve invested thier blood so my siblings and i would break away from d miserable life that lie in wait around us and 4 God's sake where is my other half?

Princevik: Am an adapt follower of the VNTI group......If I pay in the money tomorrow,let's say by 9:am....how soon can the pin be sent to me?

it would b good if u contact vnti through fb or their website time is going or u wan travel 2 enugu?

Hope its not just bursary we ll be discussing.

My sister's classmate @ primary and secondary school gave us a number of sbody at Enugu who bought d pin 4 me. Registration was easy, no need 4 scanning photo (i wasted N100 b4 i noticed), he even wanted 2 do everything 4 2500, but i gave him d money and asked him 2 send d pin by text msg 2 my phone. Thank God i didn't ve 2 spend 2day traveling and may b plus 6k transporting from lag and back.

Pls u people should stop putting idea of selling state properties into d head of a Nigerian ruler otherwise not only re we not going to c d money but, this people we sell beyond what u advise them sell and expect a free 4 all with Jona at d top. I woult b suprise if policemen start selling guns and patrol vehicles given to them and gatemen at govt buildings removing d gates 2 sell not to talk of d ogas.

eduson33: Fellow Nigerians, I hail you!

This just ran across my mind. Abeg, anybody that has plans of leaving Nigeria and wishes not to roast and die hustling abroad, you have to know this:

1. Never give your passport to anyone even if the person is your mum. Don't agree. In fact, swallow it.
2. Don't give even your brother money to help you get stay or resident permit.
3. Acquire some skills or educational qualifications before leaving Nigeria.
4. Anyting you wanna do, think over it for four to five days and seek advice from 10 persons before you do it.
5. Don't send money to your brother or sister to invest for you here in Nigeria.
6. Don't start solving family problems immediately you get there. Even if your uncle dies, don't return if you know you're not yet standing firm.
7. Most important: Never forget GOD if you really want to make it.

Well Done!

B like say your experience ugly?

This president makes me forget Obasanjo was a bad president and pls Abacha come and take back certain rights from me alongside this democratic hardship.

With d events of d period he has being in office, it scares me to think he ll b in office till 2015.

Pls, we should stop directing our anger @ individuals who re trying or ve tried and succeeded in overcoming d harsh condition this failed Nigerian state has imposed on d people.
We just celebrated 13years of uninterrupted democracy, d only reason it is called a democracy is because no serving military man took power, if not, it hasn't being a democracy. D hardship in d country is now worse than before this democracy that is y people run 2 God/church/mosque while others take d way of alcoholism and smoking.
If d thieves that ve hijacked d state 4 their selfish interest re not removed then we should just wait 4 d end.

y say so?

Odunnu: You made University of Nigeria your second choice and Law too? Sorry for you and I am being sincere.
Pray, tell, what was your first choice sch.?

ABU.

Hello! I chose abu as my first choice scored 259 @ d utme applied 4 law and Imo is my state of origin. What does my chance of being offered law look like?

Pls sbody talk 2 me (preferably a law student @ unn). I chose unn second choice applied 4 law scored 259 and my state of origin is Imo. What do my chance look like.

donafrank: Abu zaria 2012 post-utme registration has started.
rush now to purchase the post-utme scratch card pins to register online now before is late.
call admin incharge on 081*3839*6762* to get the pins, inquiries & Assistance..

is d post ume pin truely out? How much? Where can i get it in lagos?

Ok.

It is time we rise against corruption. If Tokunbo cars cost as much as 2million naira its clear d naira is not worth much. Learnt they are about introducing 5000naira notes. Corruption is Nigeria's problem.

One would b taking a big risk investing in any sector of d Nigerian economy. I dont trust any of d management of d churmpanies. My experience investing in stocks still gives me sleepless nights.
Loving this thread. It is time we start speaking out. Nigeria need factories not churches. Europe was backward, poor, lacked industries and oligarchical when religion enjoyed d privilege it has 2day in Nigeria. But, change/progress came when their thought pattern changed.

If a war of secession were 2 start in Nigeria, i ll fight 4 d side thats wants 2 secede (i'm an ibo, i ll fight any group). My reason is i would b fighting against corruption that definitely is leading this nation 2 an end. By d way, whats 2 fight 4 in trying 2 preserve nigeria? Is it d good economy? Or Infrastructures eg electric supply, good roads, schools, industries? Or is it d social & political structures (police, immigration, customs, senate, inec, this fu-cking democracy, etc) that ve made me hate life will i fight 2 preserve? Together we ve fallen, lets try something else.

I know what u re feeling. I know how a poor grade affects one psychologically and physically cos am on it now, Wit just 3 semesters 2 go, i'm banking on my COs 2 cause an upset. I'm also my parent first. D idea of payin 4 grades is something i don't want 2 do cos
1. I know i'm not that bad a student. I only ve not been doing what i should do.
2. I don't take bribes and i hate giving.
3. My parents do not deserve a bad child. They re humble (poor financially) pple but, u woult believe it if we attend dsame school. They deprive themselves more 2 get my siblings and i comfortable. 2 me fueling a lecturer's car wit money i got from my parents who don't own a tyre is madness. I know how my parent earn their pay.
No matter what happens, i ve always had d feelin that my being a good man lies d key 2 my being fulfilled not d certificate, school is just an essential means not d end. U re not dull and d fact u re asking 4 help shows determination. If u can't learn on your own make friends wit good students. Cos we live in ajegunle my father locked me in 2 much cos he feared i ll turn bad, i now don't feel i really need being around pple so, i do enjoy studying alone.