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anibirelawal:
NO... but DESCENT dressing.

Hmm

Sorry.
Who is suspicious that this thread is being brigaded

Look at the front page.

The haters have arrived

OfficialAwol:
why is this news?

This country heh
You applied in may
December list never come out

Toot
To think I was thinking maybe Nigeria has finally done it right
How foolish was I?
They don't even hide it
The names read out from their paper is more than what is on the site.
And kids even got the nerve to tell it to your guts about how they got to do the screening even their names werent on the list


Let's see how it goes sha

tenderlaw:
Bros, even your username is a drug name. Well, I wish you the best. But may God disqualify all those who intend to use underhand means to rig this process. May those who genuinely merit the spots be favoured.

This first school certificate
Is it for primary school
Cos I don't have it right now

Tenderlaw

Gofwane:
Abeg na their pictures be that? Abi na their children pictures?

This matter weak me

desreek9:
I'm trying to recall his role in game of thrones, is he the giant among the wildlings?

That guy that plucked someone's eyes out
Cersei''s bodyguard

Hmm

VIPERVENOM:
hmmm

I gbadun you meme

Let me save it

donblade85555:
most were just accident na

anyway for funny jokes and riddles that will make you laugh like a mad man visit www.laughkillme.com

Alonso was drink driving.

Never knew of 3 4 5 sha
Op you try
R

Chelshit fans got a murderer in their squad.

Dem dey like touts sef chelshit fans

Abeg carry your wahala and go


I just hope alonso is genuinely sorry for his wrong choices.
No atonement can remedy the loss suffered by that girls family

Alex report go come now
Go dey show us titillating pictures

I swear if that guy no be pim..p

Heywhizzy:
It's a win-win situation for herself and Oga.. she gets paid and oga get more customers cos I can imagine how many people would be taking their cars for regular servicing just to see her handle it for them





You will see stuff like

Car owner: Abeg I wan service my car, where Juliana?
Oga workshop: Juliana no dey today, she dey leave
Car owner: When she go come
Oga workshop: Next year
Car owner: Okay I go come back
Oga workshop: You no service your car again
Car owner: I go manage am like dat (drives off and splashes potopoto on Oga workshop)







In other news, She is in the workshop handling nuts while some Mumu slayqueens are in the bedroom also handling nuts

Is this how you use to do

felnino:
Dominic Toretto : It starts with the eyes. She's gotta have those kind of eyes that can look right through the bullshit, to the good in someone. 20% angel, 80% devil. Down to earth. Ain't afraid to get a little engine grease under her fingernails.

I clap for you

He's definitely trans
A male trapped in a females body

He needs breast augmentation
And probably a little gender reassignment

I will hit that

Pls don't quote me

Originality007:
Araromi side, close to Akure high school

Maybe he Don better sha
I was just sceptical cos during my time spent in akure, it was the worst on the issue of light.
That was in early 2016 sha

Freeze don't panic

Come make I make strong aseje for you

goldedprince:
AS A FULL BLOWN AGNOSTIC, I NEED AN EXPLANATION TO THIS SHYYTT

Me too me too
But I'm not gullible to believe it

God bless ekiti
God bless benue

victorazyvictor:
Are you a virgin to be sincere.

What's her being a virgin got to do with this

Victor warn yaself

These girls sef
Be waiting for abroad guy
Guy we she never see

Enjoy your life
Have sex safe sex
Make mistakes
You've only got one life to live


Pls don't quote me
I don't have strength this morning

Being fat ain't sexy
She should slim down

Originality007:
lying as how?

Which side in Akure you dey?

Originality007:
Na I that Akure own worst pass, their was I a time I spend 2wks there, the last was so bad so terrible, they only gave dem, 2hrs light in a day, imagine. the last time I came in Sep, I only saw light once and it was in the night, and the light no reach 3hrs, Since den to go there no do me again. They need to do something about it, it is very bad

That guy must be lying

Bari22:
Here in Akure we are not getting less than 10h electricity. Actually there is an increase in electricity

Akure
Thank God for your life
%

pretty16:
Pls ours is Oregun . who do we call to complain to.?? 4 streets Using one transformer . and the load on the transformer is too much because more houses are being built in the area. Instead of NEPA to find a lasting solution to it, they keep coming, changing wires and before you say jack Robinson, the light spoils again. Now, they came up with the idea of sharing light. 2days on, 1day off. Haba! In Ikeja again! But the Worst part is, even with their light sharing, as they removed 2streets yesterday, early this morning, the light went even lower than a candle light. This is so terrible.

Pls manage am like that

fergie001:
This is not improving anybody's life,just money wasted,all Abians know this. Just a way of compensating her dad who is a political crook to the former Gov,who further installed his effigy there.
Who doesn't know the dad?Met him many years ago during the 2011 General Elections,the man is one of the sorry stories of Abia state,forget what you are seeing here?
The Gov will attach this as one of his Campaign goals,and he will still get people to support him,rubbish.

M

eagleeye2:
People saying all sorts shouldn't forget that the Almighty Jagagban state once did something like this and it was praises all through. Even if it's a waste of time to you, it is not to these kids. It will encourage them to work harder in their academics.
Quit hating Biko.

There you have it
We are not haters

Masterxmind:
The type of Christian that wants to inherit the earth

Do you even sarcasm?

I got an invite too.

Now I'm even more anxious than ever

Nysc certificate we I no get
Na this December I suppose pass out o