₦airaland Forum

Condoms?

No deal bitch

I must go in raw

Keneking:
God bless the boy...

I hope ad agencies wont pay him the usual model fee of N35,000 per approved shot

- Useless local agencies and their penchant for profit

LesbianBoy:
Girls and money! So she is getting married to that small boy

lonelydora:
When Olajumoke trended, i was thinking by now her name would have been on Forbes list of under 40 rich Nigerians.

#Enemiesofprogress

Meh
How does she continue living?
I hope she's well

I'm currently underemployed.
With the highcost of living,
Saving has become so difficult

I'm just hoping

alexialin:
So true.

I had an heart attack out of blues while treating typhoid. And I was the only one at home. My body was stone cold. Just one phone call to my Pastor who stays far away from me but through his prayer emanating from my phone speaker, he was praying and decreeing, my heart came back to life and started throbbing softly, instead hardening up. Cos that's exactly what was happening few minutes before I called him, as I held onto my chest with pepperish pain, and the heart about to become rock solid.
As soon as his prayers were going on thru phone, heat penetrated my body and heart.
I began to feel warmth seep into me. The pain disappeared, my heart felt light, no more dizzy spells. I became OK . After 10mins I could stand up straight and I went for checkup at my hospital.
My doctor did some checkups on me and said its a miracle am alive today .
I smiled weakly and I said it God. He gave me a second chance.
Then he prescribed some drugs for me.

Am better, stronger, healthy and very OK.

That's God's power.


That girl would have been saved from the spirit of cancer if a true Pastor had prayed on her.
God ways are mysterious.

Oya judge yourself
You sure say this pinking get sense

Grape of wrath

Route 66

zionmde:
So no country or hospital have decided to prosecute these pastors and testifiers for defamation abi? how can any sensible country fold her hands and watch people forge medical reports on different occasions.
The one who was healed of HIV had the name of the hospital boldly written on it. or is forgery no longer a crime?
One testified from Italy ( so u don't start blabbing how its only in Africa) why is the Italian government and hospital not clamping down on him for forgery?

SHARRAP if u don't have anything to say. Just hide ur face and ignorance

Commercialize the cure now

Millions of people are dying

omonnakoda:
I am not an advocate of anything foreign. There is simply no need to be disrespectful. First those translations were wrong
Second I don't care what white folk think of me as long as they do it with their own minds when other black folk are inadvertently recruited to talk about African stupidity, vanity etc then it rankles.
I really do not know what your point is honestly, that is if you have one.
Quite how we arrived at the impotence of God's in the face of invaders is a mystery
Funny Yorubas?
How are we funny?
Funnier than whom?

I was only trying to buttress ur point

omonnakoda:
The most ignorant are those who are oblivious of their plight and think they know everything, Puffed up with self indulgent speciousness
Those translations are totallyoff Nothing to do with white folk.
What is African stupidity? Why the self loathing there are no peoples that don't have these.None.That you don't understand them doesn't justify your using them as a canvas to project your low self esteem?
It is really funny how the most ignorant have the most certainty about their bizarre assertions.
Proceed from a place of intellectual curiosity and you will learn.
There is nothing magical about a sculpture. It does not have the power to prevent colonisation any more than a painting or a poetry. They are forms of communication eternally, to whom it may concern, from one evolved mind to another. They are not for every one.
Pearls are not for swine

The stuff one reads on nl sometimes
I wonder if anybody have any pride of being African
These at best are our our cultural artifacts.
Granted they were items of worship of a religion on a decline
But must we erase our identity in favour of a 'sanitized' foreign religion?
It is insane

One of those things is just a kings staff

Penalty82:
Say NO to idol worship.

Omo alainiran

Keneking:
N5mil can fetch two corrollas for his business

My nigga
Thinking ahead

Reedahgado:
The multi talented man. This man is making kogi people proud

You say wetin

Billyonaire:
Those who handle the guns gallantly are always friends, whether they are military, confra, armed robbers or kidnappers. It is the same motivation to take a life they didnt create.

So whether you are killing for the government, or you are killing to earn a living, or you are killing to defend yourself, one thing is certain, you are taking a life.

So therefore, you all see the 'hailing' as wrong, but those trained killers are one in their state of mind, even the Policemen 'hailing' the boy, envy his prowess, in fact they want to be able to Assemble the AK47 like him, and I can swear that Umar the kidnapper may be trained atleast few policemen now on his capabilities with the [color=#000099][/color]gun.

Lastly, we must understand that we are at war. The killings of other tribes by the Fulanis is considered a tribal war and you do not have to kill up to 100 per day to qualify for civil tribal war, we have crossed the line so I personally have come to terms that we are ignorant of what a war is. What remains now is for both sides to meet each other on a shoot out and the rest will be history.

I think we should call Ghana for help. Yes ?

Sorry are you being serious with this.
What happened to instructors

Add value by refining
Yeye dey smell

Read this
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-42137476

Was this ever on the fp

MrMystrO:
So Sad... I Hope She Accepted Jesus Christ as Her Personal Lord and Savior Or Else she Will Be Burnt and Seriously Tortured In Hell For All ETERNITY!!

O ga O

Bros get sense small

M

Na everytime dem dey fight for miangu

Land dispute everytime

If you're serving in plateau reject any posting there

Dem kill people twice during my service year

The irony is that these killings take place less than 3km from the army barracks

Papiikush:
Lol... I don't flatter myself. You are my slave, I am the source of your happiness.

You tried so hard to become a friend but I turned you down because I discovered you were gay and ever since then you keep trying to get my attention by all means.

https://www.nairaland.com/4307780/tboss-not-roll-small-boys/2#64471305

https://www.nairaland.com/4312178/davido-girlfriend-chioma-avril-rowland/3#64531424

https://www.nairaland.com/4198576/unilag-girl-recounts-rape-beg/6

https://www.nairaland.com/3587307/big-brother-naija-2017-live/2149

https://www.nairaland.com/4184694/bobrisky-gate-man-jacob-dance


I am your lord and master.

I am your source of relevance.
I am your Man crush Wednesday.
I am that nigga your girlfriend always want to be with.

I own your emotions and I can manipulate it to my will.

You have to follow me all over nairaland because I made you my slave whose purpose is to walk behind his master. I'll keep kicking your ass any day, any time.

Like I said, when you are done running after my comments, let me know

Damn

Mandeyy:
How do u know she's a criminal? Can u prove it? It's a media trial, pls. When she wanted to come back and face d "trumped up" charges in court, d FG started shouting that she must not be allowed to come back. Who is deceiving who? My bro, forget d matter for Matthias. Na Naija we dey.

Wait really
I will need a link.

12submarine:
Bringing criminals like this woman to justice is one of the areas Buhari failed. I don't want to believe this is the same Buhari that ruled in 1983.

Seems u ain't familiar with his tenure in the military era
Ask ur elders
His deputy was the one running the show. He was merely a figurehead.

We thought if someone could be so persistent- losing elections four times- maybe he has something to offer. But we were wrong.

Pangea:
That name?
FAPSON?

That name alone has concluded the matter!
To Fap means to masturbate

I know say u go know


There is an idiot above me

Spoilt4toto:
girl-children of nowadays are now something else, no amount of home training can stop them from becoming whoress once they start growing those large pimples call bwests. Nor be same thing my 17 year old sister still dey do sef Their matter tire me, I don't wish to have a female as a child.

See who's talking


Looks at moniker.

You can only tell them to practice safe sex

This country tire me
How do hausas feel about being subjugated by fulani's?

M

BluntBoy:
So people were right about your current boyfriend being broke.

No insult o. I am not feeling fine.

You're throwing jabs upandan
And you're not feeling fine

budaatum:
I was taught by my parents, to start with, to say please and thank you, not to pick my nose in public and to respect others. I know it hurts if you slapped me so I reckon it would hurt you if I slapped you so I don't go about slapping people, or killing them, for that matter. If I came home and found you screwing my partner, I don't think I'd want you coming to my house anymore. I'd feel the same if you ate my dinner or stole my shoes, and I think you'd feel the same if you came home and found me eating your partner or screwing your dinner or stealing your shoes, and besides, I kind of like you as a fellow human being, so I wouldn't do things to you or my dog, for that matter, that I would not like to be done to me. I know that you have feelings just as I do and what would hurt me might hurt you too so why be a prick towards you when I wouldn't willingly prick myself?

If I was a prick all the time, no one would like me and I'd have no friends, and I like having friends and I like sleeping at night safe in my bed, so why be a prick and have to stay up all night making sure I am protected from the consequences of my prickiness? Did I like myself when in the past, I took what belonged to another without their permission? And even though they did not know I took it, did I not know, and did I not hide myself away in shame knowing full well what I had done? Was the fact that I lost a valuable friend worth it in the end, and have I not learnt from the experience? Has atheism made me so stupid that I would think I now get to do whatever I wanted without considering the consequences of my prickiness? And more importantly, do I not mind or care about the consequences at all?

Experience, and knowledge gained from it and the society one belongs to, my friend, teaches one what is good and what is evil. Life itself would soon set me straight when my prickiness turns me into budanomates!

Gbam
Oya make dem close thread.