₦airaland Forum

chikasin4:
Rubbish. It is a reflection of the taxi vehicle passing in the opposite direction from the lens of the video camera. Cant u see that the person video it from the glass window of the car is travelling with

boolet:
Don't look at rehab as an option, he will end up messed up. He needs to be willing to quit first, as in, realising the need to even though he is still into it. That is a first and most important step. Next he needs a girl, help him find one, whi will love him and nag him.... At first he will sneak around, slowly but gradually. Also register him in the gym, activities to take his time. Above all, PRAY. I smoked weed for 10yrs and I've been clean for 5years without no urge...

NgeneUkwenu:
Buhari Till 2031!

davodguy:
Pastor Adeboye pulls millions.

David oyedepo pulls 400k per Sunday





did you guys see this part?

Yet House on the rock hosted over a hundred thousand last December to a gospel concert that cost 100m, he did not collect 1kobo as gate fee or offering.

Where's the greed?

emmie14:
Akwa ibom are blessed with human administrators. The deserve to be independent. They are enviously moulding their environments while others are moulding status , changing street names and construction of substandard/ uncompleted infrastructures.

lekonso:
Oga husband there is nothing wrong in what your wife has done. I'm surprised you said you are RCCG and does not know what is sacrifice. For your information when Pastor Adeboye retired from University of Lagos, he collected his gratuity, the whole sum without touching a dime from it and God told him to divide the whole money into 3 parts and instructed him (Pastor Adeboye) to give the whole money to 3 different ministries, which he did. Look at what God has done in his life today. I warn you very seriously if you do anything to that your wife because of what she has done, you will see the anger of God. In any case i'm very sure you will come back to this platform to share the testimony of what God has done in the life of your wife. She does not need to tell you before she obeys God, so that you will not prevent her. If she has told you, you will not allow her to obey God.

divinehand2003:
I will begin by clamouring for a new constitution that will enthrone true federalism and engender peaceful existence of the highly diversified nation such as ours.

Then I will ensure that we do away with the Senate which is the engine room of corrupt practices that has bedeviled our country since our return to democratic rule.

In addition to this, I will run a capitalist economy which will see to the complete privatization of all federal government asserts. All businesses, local or international, shall be regulated by various incorruptible and legitimate regulatory agencies so as to prevent inflation and high cost of living.

Furthermore, critical areas such as Education, Agriculture and Health care will be properly managed so as to encourage food production, research and better health for all citizens.

Moreover, I will review our policies that have encourage local production of commodities by awarding tax havens to such establishments as well as other economic benefits that will further see to the reduction in the cost of services or goods in Nigeria.

I will also ensure that the local government is empowered once again to affect the lives of the people at the grassroot level by funding that level of government adequately and providing them with the legal backing as prescribed by the constitution to function effectively.

Finally, I will revamp the legislative arm of government and her systems so as to restore her integrity, autonomy, supremacy and power to decide cases courageously without fear or favor. All institutions shall be strengthened under my rule. All forms of nepotism, ethnicity, religious bigotry, tribalism and cultural bias shall be fought against aggressively by my government.

God bless the people of Nigeria, God bless the federal republic of Nigeria, and God bless all Nairalanders.

ubunja:
God i love virgins!!!
but virgins are not for everyone.
virgins are for guys like me who can train a prude into a hoe.a virgin is like a lump of clay you can mould into anything you want; pot, bowl, etc. you cant sit back and expect the clay to mould itself.Train your Virgin. teach her how to please you. break down her walls of shyness and timidness. work on her to bring out her inner slut in all its blinding glory.

AgentOfAllah:
Personally, I believe everyone should be free to pick whatever fairy tale sails their boat. I happen not to subscribe to any myself, because I feel dumbed down by them, all together. I just hope that, by your logic, you're Jew, not a christian. Otherwise, you risk being seen as a hypocrite.

Olanrefront3355:
Hi, I'm a Muslim, and all those animals that were forbidden in the Quran Are surely forbidden in the Bible.

If anything is forbidden in the Quran, it's must have been that it's medically dangerous to the health.

Bible is not a book of science, same as Quran...

Just now, you acted like you've created the world, you might be killing yourself or someone slowly.

There are proofs other Animals forbidden are dangerous to human health also.

From what I found out about PORK, see below
1. PIGS ARE ABSOLUTE GARBAGE GUTS, THEY’LL EAT ANYTHING FROM THEIR OWN FECES, CANCER GROWTHS ON OTHER PIGS, DIFFERENT SORTS OF INSECTS, DECAYING ANIMAL FLESH AND DRINK THEIR OWN URINE

Source: Youtube.com


2. THE PIG’S MEAT ABSORBS TOXINS BETTER THAN ANY OTHER ANIMAL. THESE TOXINS SPOIL THE MEAT AND MAKE IT DANGEROUS

Source: drjockers.com



3. THE PIG IS THE ONLY MAMMAL THAT DOES NOT SWEAT OR PERSPIRE, THUS, MEANING, THE SWEAT AND TOXINS MERGE IN THE FLESH

Source: curiosity.com


4. PIGS AND SWINE ARE SO POISONOUS THAT YOU CAN HARDLY KILL THEM WITH STRYCHNINE OR OTHER POISONS

Source: motherjones.com


5. FARMERS WHO KEEP PIGS OFTEN OPEN THEM UP TO RATTLESNAKES NEST, BECAUSE EVEN A SNAKE BITE CAN NOT POISON A PIG

Source: Twitter.com


6. WHEN A PIG DIES, THE MAGGOTS, BACTERIA AND INSECTS EAT THE PIG’S FLESH FASTER THAN ANY OTHER ANIMAL

Source: sciencebuzz.com


7. THERE IS NO SAFE TEMPERATURE AT WHICH PORK CAN BE COOKED TO ENSURE THAT ALL THESE PARASITES, CYSTS AND EGGS WILL BE KILLED

Source: videojug.com


8. A PIG’S MEAT HOLDS TWICE AS MORE FAT AS BEEF, WHICH OBVIOUSLY, IS NOT GOOD FOR THE HUMAN BODY

Source: ribshack.com


9. A COW, WITH 4 STOMACHS, DIGESTS ITS FOOD IN GOOD TIME – WHILST, THE PIG TAKES 4 HOURS TO DIGEST ITS FOUL FOOD, WHICH TURNS INTO FLESH

Source: imgur.com


10. PIGS CARRY ABOUT 30 DISEASES WHICH CAN BE EASILY PASSED TO HUMANS. THIS IS WHY ALLAH COMMANDED US TO NOT EVEN TO TOUCH THEIR CARCASS

Source: pig333.com


11. PORK CAN CAUSE DISEASES SUCH AS TYPHOID, ARTHRITIS, RHEUMATISM, GASTRITIS, MS, MENINGITIS AND PERMANENT GALL BLADDER TROUBLE

Source: intechopen.com


12. PIG MEAT IS SO POISONOUS AND FILTHY, THEY HAVE SEWER LINES RUNNING DOWN EACH LEG WITH AN OUTLET IN THE BOTTOM OF THE FOOT. OUT OF THIS HOLE OOZES PUS AND FILTH HIS BODY CANNOT PASS INTO ITS SYSTEM FAST ENOUGH, WHICH GETS INTO THE MEAT

There are other proofs, just these are enough...

AgentOfAllah:
I believe Analize701 is talking of Yathrib (modern day city of Medina), however, this person's understanding of the story is rather very unsophisticated. First of all, Medina is an oasis, but of course, naturally formed. It was not converted by the jews as (s)he claims. Also, I'm not sure about the day Muhammed attacked, but the outcome of that attack was devastating. In some ways also, inevitable. During their stay in Yathrib, the tensions between the Muslim and the leaders of some local Jewish tribes simmered and eroded the trust that allowed the Muslims into Medina in the first instance. I guess the Muslims felt betrayed also, because, in spite of them acknowledging the Jews as among god's chosen, and even praising all their prophets and what not, the Jewish leadership in these tribes, though accepting Muhammed's political leadership, refused to acknowledge the supremacy of his religion. Some did convert to Islam, but many didn't make it a secret that they considered Muhammed's message a fraudulent rip off! On several occasions, they would rebuff his attempts to convert them by asking him difficult questions. So, in spite of his wide acceptance in Medina, he wasn't universally liked by all the leading tribes there.
For some reason, Muhammed chronicled his frustrations with this set of Jews in several parts of the Qur'an, apparently, as god's response to them. This is just one of his responses below:



So what happened?
Before the Muslims arrived Yathrib, it was a relatively stable free market economy with no real leadership, just a bunch of tribes, each having their own tribal representative in a sort of community congress. These tribes were a mix of Arabized Jewish tribes like banu Aws, core Jewish ones like banu Qurayzah and Banu Nadir; as well as other core Arab tribes and perhaps others that were unrecorded. Around the year 622AD, Muhammed was invited to Medina to come and settle a dispute between two of the leading tribes then, Banu Aws and Banu Khazraj, as he was seen as trust worthy. Among the conditions for his participation was that as an independent arbiter, he was to become the de facto leader of Medina, and his decisions would be final. Made sense, as many found his judgements fair; and even became Muslims as a result. He also instituted a representative theocratic government in which Jews were expressly allowed to govern themselves in accordance with their own legal codes, but they were still subject to state taxes instituted for the welfare of the state.

Unfortunately, during one of the battles with the pagans of Mecca, the battle of the trenches (so named because the Muslims were grossly outnumbered and decided to protect themselves by digging trenches around their city),one of the Jewish tribes, Banu Qurayzah, conspired with the Meccans to attack the Muslims from behind, perhaps because they weren't happy with their new subordinate status or maybe their mistrust for the divine claims of Muhammed had reached its climax. Either way, they grossly miscalculated. The Meccans had planned to weaken the Muslims by siege; and then Qurayzah would finish them off, but the siege didn't last long, as the arid climate with its treacherous sand storms frustrated the Meccans. Meanwhile, the Muslims got wind of the intentions of Banu Qurayzah, and marched on them as soon as the battle was over. The leadership of banu Qurayzah had betrayed one of the key provisions in the Medina constitution, and Muhammed, knowing the punishment for this kind of betrayal according to Jewish traditions would be severe; and at the same time, navigating around a tense political situation (at this point, the Jews of Yathrib were still vastly more influential in the city than the Muslims), he appointed the leader of banu Aws who had converted to Islam, to pronounce judgement on banu Qurayzah according to the Torah. The judgement was severe: Kill all male members of the tribe that have attained the age of puberty; and enslave women and children. This was a politically deft move! He at once, eliminated his political opponents, while not incurring the wrath of the powerful Arabised Jewish tribes in Medina. But it was just as stupendously atrocious. Nevertheless, it solidified the Muslims' stronghold on Yathrib and allowed then to subsequently institute more severe strains of their theology.

Hati13:
You tell as if you seen the otherside. No one knows for sure what will happen. There may be an afterlife with different situations or nothing at all (oblivion). If it's oblivion, then no problem. If there is an afterlife, then no problem (I've nothing to do about it).

MrOjay1:





The only thing i know about them is that their girls can fvck for Africa.



The way their girls scream and moan with ecstasy always make my dick rock hard.



I love fvcking adventist girls

They are so good on the bed.

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
Apples Market Cap is over $500Billion and 25% == $125 Billion... Who dashed otedola that kind of money... it is you who should receive mega amount of sense

gbosaa:
6 times a week for 7 months??

In fact let’s do some maths.

In one week = 6x
One month. = 6 x 4 = 24
In 7 months = 7 x 24 = 168 times

Each time you cum, the vol is average of 3.7ml

168 x 3.7 = 621.6ml
This is more than half a litre or more than a sachet of ‘pure water’.

For each ml, you shoot off roughly 60million wriggly sperm cells.

621.6 x 60,000,000 =222,000,000 sperm cells.

Assuming most of those were healthy, technically you have the potential to double the population of Nigeria.


Conclusion: You are danger to the world population and you should submit yourself to the nearest clinic or your neighbourhood butcher to give you radical orchidectomy.

Imagine if you had continued, you would’ve filled a big coke bottle by now. Go and get your castration bro.

bestpunterever:
My girl friend, I will drop the bomb shell 2mao , she won't follow me enter 2018.

Oluwasaeon:
Not rinsing the cup after drinking garri