₦airaland Forum

Antina:
Lost one of my pens on my way to work today.

Today is happiest day ever and humansperson would be happiness forever!

Tenison96:
Escapade

exchange

Tenison96:
Escapade

exchange

donbrowser:
Escape

expert

Nwodosis:
...the fact and the bitter truth that there is something that you are lacking and your husband has found that in her!

wow �
like really? are you for real? �

Yuneehk:
See Gu jun pyo's sister

boys b4 flower...

Hello...please who is going to Kwara from Kano?
Abeg quote me...

Better still, can someone tell me how I can get to Kwara Orient. Camp from Kano?

Is there any whatsapp group for Kwara?

Plz epp a sis

Temibabie:
Congrats dear

Tnx alot...our case is truly different.

Temibabie:
Kwara corpers where una dey ooo

Here sweetie...Kwara of life! Lawd! Finally!
Congratulations to all B16 II

Please anyone going to kwara from Kano?

Dream2:
I will send your ram package through........

Yes please...I'd be waiting
You are such a nice guy

Dream2:
Hmmmm,at least person go still chop nah.
Welcome.

Hmn...abi...
Thanks once more.

And...wait...I believe you are a muslim brother
Right?
Oya do d needful

yhenny:
Allahu alam, the ram was ok before we left for Eid, it was when we came back that we met it dead.

Hmm...kpele, sorry for the loss.

Good evening o...
I believe all my muslims bro/sis are almost done with cooking/frying sallah meat . I'd be indoors all through tomorrow, so you can all send my fried meat packages
Just a gentle reminder, afterall Christmas is just few months away
I'm not begging o , I'm just trying to...you know...


That's by the way,
Hope you all had fun?
May God recieve ur Ibadah. AMIN

ojaydedon:
metabolite... I see you

Aww...I've got a metabolite in the house ...I see u bro.
What school?

y0rmee:
Mhen.... I hail thee, omniLongestServingObserver of life!

Lol...Yomi, I actually enjoy reading your comments.
Hope you are good?

jhidey08:
anty Bukky, oga fun yin o, for u to have followed from page 1 and not register ehn, u're capable of committing murder. Inu yin jin o

Lol
D NYSC thingy tire me jawe...that's why....
Hwz d Sallah holiday Jide

Dream2:
Hehe,following since page 1?well,you're welcome.
Yes,aunty TT has been released but her body parts is missing,she lost her beauty with that.

Thanks alot o,
Half a loaf z better sha...atleast...

Hello house...U've got a new member.

Name: Bukkydan
BAYERO university Kano
Biochemistry.

I've been following since page 1...finally registering myself...afterall, Aunty TT's been released.

Happy sunday to ya'all

Riodiao:
If your a son or daughter of niger delta this is a wake up call . Gej decide to empower the south, allowing them to steal and loot to enrich and empower the regoin so tge future of our unborn children will be secured yet

dude...like seriously?
I really love the Niger Delta people, they are NOT what you typed up there.
Haba warrisdis?
The Real ND people are hardworking and not thieves. Only the greedy/selfish ones...

As a lover of the Niger Delta, I take your post personal and extremely offensive. I demand an apology...NOW

olowookerekemi:
.

beautiful

The make up made her white? Abi na my eyes

Olryt

For what nah?

gifttracy:
huh?you will say it is well?

dat was all I could type when I first saw d pic...i just don't pray it ever happens.

Which kain tales by the moonlight be this one?
I am a Yoruba BUT if these are the reasons why I should date/marry a Yoruba guy, I no go do.

Funny points though...especially the sweet mouth part...awon Yoruba they can sweet mouth ehn

It is well...

Not so true...
I ask such questions if I care so much about your wellbeing, most especially; if you are d type that like skipping meals

Hello Nlanders, I was at the hospital today and I couldn't help but observe the people around me . My mind raced to Nairaland and all I could imagine was make list . this is just for fun no bashings please

Okay...Here we go

1) THE FIRST TIMERS

These category of people claim they've never been to a hospital before. They have this suspicious look and ask questions like kilode.
They be like..."errm...excuse me please. are you also waiting to see the doctor? I dunno if I'm on wrong queue...do you think the doctor would wanna see me? If I go in..what should I tell the doctor?" well...


2) THE FRIGHTENED

You could tell from their looks that they are scared like kilode ...they wince and shiver when they see a nurse walk by holding a syringe.
and yes, you would hear them scream when a nurse tries to give them injections as recommended by the doctor.


3) THE "I KNOW SOMEBODY" GROUP.\

These ones would just walk straight to the office of the consultants without joining the queue. When somebody tries to stop them,they be like "do you know who I am? I am not an ordinary somebody...the chief medical director is my uncle's neighbor, the consultant is my childhood friend, you see that nurse over there? She is my wife's friend. I also work here, see my I.d card? I'm a security officer" lol


4) THE SHOW_OFF/ FASHIONISTA

They would make you wonder if you were at a beauty pageant, with the over colorful make-ups. the ladies move around in heels swinging their designer bags, making you wonder if they are actually ill. Did I forget to mention the big boys in their ALL-STARS and SUPRA...holding window-sized Ipads up and down, they'd be displaying their iphones... you might as well think you were in a phone shop.


5) THE CUSTOMER CARE REPS

This group would make calls till thy kingdom comes. Even when it is their turn to see the doctor, they'd still go in with their phone glued to their ears.


6) THE SLEEPING BEAUTIES

they would start sleeping from the very moment they sat down till when you have to wake them up in anger they would drool and even sleep-talk. It baffles me how they'd be comfortable with people nudging them and pushing their heads away


7) THE SELFIE LOVERS

Hello...this is a hospital. could please save the shutter sounds till whenever you get home? they go click-click, with camera lights trying to blind the poor patients. It's really annoying when you see them making duck-faces and doing peace-signs, these people are supposed to be ill
Even when the hospital workers try to caution them, they roll their eyes and continue with their jobs. Heaven help you if they ask you to be the photographer.


THE RELIGIOUS ONES.

THEY come in holding Holy books and the rest. My problem is not how they read or pray...but how much they fail to mind their business. They be like "Bro, wetin dey do you? Fever? give me your name lemme add to my prayer points"


9) THE GENTLE ONES

They mind their business, always quite with calm faces. I love these group, they have this aura that makes you wanna imitate them. they are also the Chief observers


10) THE "ULTIMATE SEARCH" GROUP

LWKMD...they wanna search for their missing ribs in the hospital Asking young girls for their phone numbers, some even run after the nurse and other health workers. The runz babes searching for Alhaji with pot-belly it is well.


That is just it...my first attempt in the listing ish...
God bless you as you read, smile and leave you comments.




(please don't mind the typos...typed this in a hurry )


Dedicated to Tosyne2much. I've been a silent student, and i learnt well

my feelings would be as neutral as distilled water, after all his property aint mine; neither is mine gonna be his.


All I need to do is make more money and have more assets than he does, and make my kids the next of kin_whatever