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Funny pic...

If the veggies are still fresh, efo riro on point- heavily laced with dried fish, kpomo, cow tail, stock/frozen fish e.t.c
hmmmmm
goes well with pounded yam or eba made with Ijebu garri! Chai...Birthday party toh badt!

Eerm...Marveangel, should I say/type "thank you for making hungry"?

Wow...
God is truly wonderful, doing things that beats out imaginations.

SenatorJames: You dont know before? After 3 kids, no be moin-moin matter ooo.





My greetings to your husband.

He wee hear..I'll surely extend your greetings to my kids too.

They never knew their uncle is a Senator!

LOVEGINO: ..... are eating chicken and rice, can you see the big bowl of rice on the table. hahahahaha. Tank God Its Fridaiiiiiiiiiiiii!

lol...u got the sentence right...

Nosyke: You don't say. abeg nack me tory

Gentlemen don't gossip

econome: ...Hi Bukky, I was ur class captain in those olden days, how can I forget?

Uncle.....haba!

"Today is friday, Edet and his cousins bla bla bla...can you see the big bowl of rice on the table? Blah blah..."

how can I forget my favorite comprehension passage?
Chai! Ayaff old o

Awww....such a nice piece. The Holy Bible is truly a wonderful book.

J0nyb0y: it does work for me.. I get some sleep few hours before studying. It keeps me wide awake

hmn...that means you're lucky. Cos once my back hits the bed, no attempts to wake me up before day break would prosper o

meelorlah: Lol...anytime I decide to sleep for some time whilst reading at night,it is always sure I won't wake up till morning.Tears sef go don desert me when I finally wake up chai....I hate myself throughout such days.

hmmn...my dear, the day it happened to me, I wept o. I was to write an 8'o clock paper and I woke up by 7am. Like what? I did my morning devotion trying to supress tears, I started sobbing when I was about to leave the house o... Since then, I don't DARE it. Thank God I passed wella, the devil is a liar!

sweets, biscuits, gala sausage roll, plenty water, chewing gum...all these keeps me awake all night long. It's tested and trusted for years now.

And...don't try that "sleep for a while" ooo...If you do, OYO.

-My God- Ojo mi

-Ojo ki a chele ki ma kisha (The God that gives gifts without reminding you of it

-Ojo amo ojo

-Jehofa Agaba idu

-Ojo kiya Jogwu ke ebutu ma ku (the God that fights battles without bringing up dust)

Oluwa o, Aribiti Aribata, Olohun to ga ju aye lo, Kabiyesiooo

Ubangijin Duniya, Mahallicin komai da komai, Sarki mai ikon yin Komai, Uba da babu irinsa. Ubangiji na, shi ne gatan kowa.

Errmm...the OP said a name, but I can't help typing names. Just a word can't describe God. The list just goes on...
Jehovah you're too much.

Only a dumb guy would fall for these cheap moves.

The truth is, any guy that plays along; would only do that just to disgrace you. He'd be telling his main girl about every move you make. The day he'd tell his babe to 'codedly' catch you... #laughs# you know the rest.

Guys are way too smart for such cheap moves! Not all guys are dumb/silly!

Any girl that tries these 'moves' is on her own ooo. So to avoid stories to touch(es)...

kingphilip: share ur church sleeping experience

aint gat no experience. Ushers don't sleep...

lepasharon: Annoying Usher .... Lol

lol..
hope you won't travel to a different 'realm' next sunday o

All of 'em people that sleep in church always make Ushers excited mehn....such times, I become an active Usher.. tapping all the bro and sis that have gone into another 'realm'. :DThe look on their faces when they wake up is not just funny but would make you wanna laugh out your lungs

Though ....I won't dare to wake them up, I don't need slaps and punches. All I do as an Usher, I try to ignore or if you're sleeping position is disturbing...like you're drooling, snoring...I'd just ask the person next to you to wake you up.

Sleeping in Church is not good o...it's embarassing o but sometimes entertaining.

okparaugo: K, never to say such to her. You ladies collect these things from different men without guilt. am i wrong ?

But that one you call honey or love or bf deserves some respect..

guilt? As in...I should feel guilty for gifts given to me by MY BF out of love? When I didn't steal them?

You shouldn't discuss RESPECT, because you did not only disrespect your girlfriend, you belittled her making her look like a tick/bug/leech that can be kicked out anytime.
It's so bad...doesn't speak well of you too.

I just wanna believe you typed those words out of anger o...

okparaugo: For someone when she wants to make her hair, I pay, when she wants recharge card, I pay, when she wants to buy stuff, I pay, then I ask you where you are going to, you tell me its your family matter. That's crap.

Where was your family when i was maintaining part of your upkeep ?

a different story?
My dear OP, the above info was not necessary! Yes! Because you gave her those out of love abi? Why try to use that as an "explanatory trick"?

Look, not everybody is comfortable with talking about certain things. For example, I'm very good at keeping my issues to myself. Not even my parents know everything about me, so? Am I bad? No!
I tend to open up along the line, that's if I'm not disturbed.

So what am I trying to say?
Do not put pressure on her, If I were you, I won't ask her the second time again! She'd open up if she feels like, she's already told ya where she was travelling to.
It might truly be a family issue like she said.

And...you sound like a nice person, to show such concern, but the above statement was uncalled for.
Besides, don't make the mistake of telling her those words o, because if she were to be me, the outcome won't be funny.

Goodluck!
MODIFIED

ehn? Did I just read...as in you called her MUMU? This one iyaff pass my power.
As in ehn? Because of the airtime, weaves you paid for; she's now tagged MUMU abi?
#sighs#
so much for a lovey-dovey relationship. And you're saying "when you dump her, her eyes go clear" and you wanna "port" ?

I dunno what to say/type...

Hmm...too bad!

Such a reply is uncalled for, like seriously? Calling "unknown fans" MUFUS and whatever? Hmm... He could have done himself a great favour but "clicking the ignore button"

May their mum's soul rest in peace.

OlamiB: He sincerely doesn't mind me following him to the place

hmmm...maybe we should stop imagining things...
For him not to mind indicates she's his sister as in, no strings attached.

Maybe you should try to tell him about; how his closeness with his sister is affecting you, in a loving tone o.
And also, try to fix yourself into the circle. Get to know his sister more, follow them...have fun...you know.
Goodluck sis.

Nlanders won't kee me with laff o, see comments!

@OP, I don't wanna imagine things o...but just one action will clear your doubts.

Simply tell him you wanna go with him to his sister's birthday, start making preparations sef! Be like..."what kinda gift should WE get for her?" "what kinda clothes should we put on? Should we put on same outfits?" "Oh...I just can't wait to party with your sis, what are the things your sister likes?"
e.t.c

dearie...his reaction will give you the answers you need. Just make sure you take note of his facial expressions, his body language, his voice(is it faint with surprise or normal)...just everything.

Goodluck

Otunbakay: [/color][b][/b][color=#990000]AND YOU WANT HIM TO SEE THINGS IN YOUR OWN WAY...Na Dejo (Mumu) you need for arrangee be that. Goodluck!

hey bro, don't get me wrong. What I actually meant was, he should be able to view life and what it entails just the way I do.

#I don't know how best to explain#

Eeayah...bad news to 'awon snail consumers'. I won't condemn what some people consider as delicacies, but ehn...nothing would make me go near those things o

It depends on the people involved, their taste, character(i.e are they the obedient type that can be made to do things they don't want to?) and preference.

The 'arrangee' should make sure they both have atleast one or two things in common.

I'd agree to an arranged marriage if the said guy is spiritually upright, not bad in terms of looks, financially stable and 'tends to see things my way'...that's an example though.

So it all boils down to the individual.

My opinion... does not apply to all girls.
It's simply cos my crush for any guy; dies out immediately the said guy shows interest. Dunno why...
That's why I try my best to avoid all of 'em crush(es). I rather crush on you as long as I can in secret,
#thank God, i don't crush on anyone for more than two weeks#

[quote author=Blessedwhite][/quote]nah....I'm 5ft8, he should be 6ft n above. Aint it?

Hmmm...so much to list..
*His dress-sense, i mean....neat and corperate, and the hair...I don't like a clean-shaved head, corn-rows, dreadlocks(dada), low-cut seals the deal.
Seriously, the first thing that makes me notice a guy is his hairstyle, height(6ft n above) with nice muscles and packs,


*His voice...I love 'em baritone-deep-husky voice.

*And his level of intelligence...in all aspects, about football, science and mathematics...et al...I love 'em brainy guys

*His level of strength in the Christian faith...looks and wealth not withstanding