₦airaland Forum

tunjilee003:
it is not a fake story dude,it is true.. my grandfather once told me about the story

So your superstitious grandfather who probably also thought that Sango is the actual god of thunder is the person we should believe, right?

How do u think these stories are spread before? It is by the fake stories grandfathers tell their children. They are all fake and u should know better. U are educated for chrissakes.

Why didn't the Alaafin use his powers over the white men when they took over?

Fake stories.

All these myths and legends self. This nairaland and fake stories that cannot be corroborated.

tuniski:
Are you okay? I guess you have a knowledge limitation.

Which knowledge limitation do u have u childish incorrigible clown? What is the meaning of the red and blue u were spouting or are u high? Look at this clown who should take correction talk about knowledge limitation. Dont kid yourself. You were trying to sound knowledgeable about politics but u got excited and goofed like a monkey. Take your L and move on.

tesppidd:
lol

country where people decamp based on their stomach?

he's calling blue and deep blue.

Lol

Dont mind him. He was trying to form political analyst but ended up messing up.

tuniski:
Lagosians dont hate apc. Laggs is a purple state while Rivers is deep red. It is borno, yobe that are deep blue.

What is deep red and deep blue? Stop fooling yourself with that nonsense. There is nothing like that in Nigeria. This isn't American politics.
All this nairaland 50 kobo political analysts sef.

Kevwe06:
Ok thank you .

Also start checking like a week before that May 1 date. It is likely the application is open by then. You can only apply and pay your handling fees after applications open.

Champion100:
Smiles, I am telling you what I know, but if you have had an application with them through uni-assist, perchance you sent your documents without being properly informed; that did not mean that uni-assist needed it.

Uni-assist is a body that works with instructions from the different schools under them. Please do go and read all the FAQs in uni-assist portal and come back to thank me

Have a wonderful day.

Ok. Good to know.

Champion100:
Yeah, it's correct... You don't need to. The online is sufficient.

This isn't entirely accurate. The school doesn't require a hard copy from you but uniassist does. If u haven't sent your certified document to uniassist before, u will need to do so in order for them to be able to process your application for Rhine-Waal.

cc: chimax1

Goztino:
Any school that uses uniassist automatically puts me off.

I will also apply in Freiberg and I think that will be all. I now wait for their decisions.

But really, my dream course is Geomatics at Karlsruhe University of Applied sciences, their program is top notch. You will even learn programming and so many interesting modules that will make you highly employable

There are benefits to using uni-assist though. Like the fact that your certificates can be easily be quickly processed and you can hear back from the school early enough to apply for a visa. Since the school wont need to start ascertaining the veracity and equivalency of your credentials before making a decision about you. Another advantage is that you only send your documents to uniassist once. The disadvantage is the amount u have to pay for each application.

Personally I prefer uniassist to any school that asks me to send my application to them via post.

Reichtum:
Apart from STD, there are other serious dangers in fornication.
If you develop this mindset, I bet you that you might even end up sleeping with someone's wife.
You may not understand sha depending on your perspective about it.
Let those that have sense understand my point.
PM me if you want to know more, I will not like to debate about it here.

Guy leave all these stories jare. We are all matured people here. You arent talking to babies. Keep your superstitions to yourself. Nobody is sleeping with anyone's wife. At the same time, the whole world doesn't subscribe to your primitive superstitions. There are a million fornicators whose lives are better than yours. So stop all these stories and let's focus on the reason for this thread. Thank you.

SooCute:
That's the point. I cannever answer any nonsense pm asking me silly questions. Nobody said it's not possible to make it here, but ask yourself "how many out of how many". That's Statistics for you. Last semester over 70percent failed Statistics, Accounting, Maths, Phy, Econs; this semester they had to change some Profs. handling those courses. It's that Bad.
Now we are doing 3 accounting in one semester(Cost acct, Managerial Acct and Corporate Finance). The other school is doing only 2 Accounting, even spread it to the 2 semesters. They are not even offering Statistics whereas we are doing 3 Statistics in one semester. By the time you copy note for class and 3 long notes full for one course, you go tell me where you wan begin read. Most of the time, you go understand but no time to even read all because the course content is too much. The idiots even brag about it, yet they're failing and dropping out. When you come here you go know...

Hmmm. You are actually making a lot of sense. In essence, go to another area where your chances are higher and life is more guranteed to be easier.

IAmPhiL:
Now this is where I have to come in. First of all fam, don't be misled by anyone here.

Most of what @SooCute said is absolutely false.

Come to think of it, the resources to thrive academically are here, I and my other naija guy here got very good jobs, grades and everything we wished for. I won't go further in listing all.

But folks, don't be misled.
Fun fact is, Bavaria is the best place to be in Germany. The nicest Germans are actually Bavarians. Please, don't argue that with me!!

Just cos you didn't get what you wanted or wished for doesn't mean you generalise and misinformed innocent people.

Stay woke fam.

Don't be misled!

The matter surprise me o. The Bavaria I have been hearing of is the richest and fun loving region in Germany. I was surprised when I was reading what Soocute was writing. Maybe he is right sha. Maybe I have been sold a lot of hype in the past.
I am just gonna say to each man his own.

NPComplete:
Seriously, how old are u? U sound like a child. You are very quick to make assumptions and that is something very particular with adolescents who have little to no experience.

I am not an atheist. And yet I am able to recognise a failure of imagination when I see one. Your thread is not well thought out. All I see here is a child eager to display his assumed intelligence so quick that he is coming off as very dumb.

There is nothing in your OP that hasn't been addressed before here. You are obviously a learner. You registered in 2018 but me I have been here since 2014. Check my profile and see what section I have been active in all this while. I haven't ever made a post in the Romance section nor do I visit there. But in your case, your profile clearly indicates u frequent the romance section. You just labelled yourself a he-goat. LMAO.

It is obvious u aren't an intelligent person. The way u have owned yourself on this thread is a sign of a failure of your mental faculties. I feel sorry for u.

This little kid probably spent months mulling his topic after listening to soundbites from people smarter than him. Then he rushed here to what he thought will be glory. Even the topic he chose alone betrays his immaturity "mighty blows on the ribs of atheism". Hahahaha. This one still dey learn.

Take your own advice and go back to the Romance section, u little he-goat. The quality of discussions here are beyond your ken.

This guy is mean.

If it was a church now, they would have claimed they healed him and it is a miracle.

That's why I tell people that all those stories of cutting homeless or mentally unstable people's hair and claiming they have been healed is a big lie.

IAmPhiL:
To my folks that applied to THD, master in Mechatronics and CPS, although you met the minimum admission requirement, you were not admitted simply because some other applicants were better qualified, based on other documents submitted.
I hear they didn´t request for SOP or GRE or certain tests scores or reference letters, but remember you´re always asked to provide docs that would aid your application.

Be that as it may, the strongest element in an application is a SOP/motivational letter. Work experience, vocational skills et al are ephemeral...

Trust me, the competition would be more come winter 2019 application. I´d advice you start preparing right now. Take IELTS/TOEFL, GRE isn´t too much. Give your best in writing your SOP.
When all these are checked, then you look for schools that are easy to apply for (yh yh don´t forget your prefered choice of course )

No offence, but these Indians that are 96% of our class aren´t more qualified than some of us here, but they know what it takes to be admitted and they did the needful. So also the incoming students. I´m not saying you should engage in any frivolous act or falsified ish, but you gotta take this application P

We all gotta thrive, I´m no clairvoyant or seen no crystal ball, but I know what runs through the mind of the average person applying.

Better luck next time!

The part in bold is exactly what they told me in the mail they sent to me.

But make we no lie, your school botched this application. It was rushed and poorly planned. The only reason I still applied to that school is because I have great interest in the course contents. And that's probably why I will still apply again.

The first sign was when they moved the date of beginning of applications for some courses to 15 November instead 1 Nov as was indicated on their site. It was after I reached out to let them that they changed the dates on the site and replied that they were sorry they couldn't meet the initial date again.

Then when the applications started, there was another mix up. I applied early so I saw it and reached out to them again. Then they corrected it. There was no where to even upload transcripts in the initial form. And there is still no place to put motivational letter and GRE and all. If they were particular about such things then they should have put it there. And put a place for them to be uploaded.

Their language requirements is another story too. They changed the language requirements on the site after application started. When I reached out to the lady, she said things always change all the time. I laughed. In other words they are unreliable.
If no be German language certificate wey Bremerhaven dey ask for before enrollment, I for don use the admission wey dem give me take apply for visa. But I am not too keen on the course and I will not be able to pass a language exam in that short notice.

I will still apply to THD again. Because of the initial reason I stated and because I am sure they have learnt from this fiasco and will do a better job next semester.

I go still dey hala u sha. Hopefully by that time u would have started taking lectures on immersive technologies and additive manufacturing and will be able to tell me if the course contents and experience are actually worth it.

So I guess it is intensifying alternatives for me now.

IAmPhiL:
No idea of any rejection mail whether they send or not

Fair enough

IAmPhiL:
Hello everyone.

To my folks that applied to THD for master in Mechatronics...

Note that

1. The cut off is 75%. (I heard in my own time it was much lower and just 350 people from the globe applied and they admitted 100, but not all came through, visa ish and all. But in your set, its 1200+ applicants and they intend admitting just 100).
2. The first batch of admission letters has been sent.
3. Other batches would be sent and wrapped up hopefully this Friday.
4. May the odds be in your favour.

Good luck to those selected

How far? I just have a question about this. Have they started sending out rejection mails too? Or they will wait till they have finished with the admission before sending them? Because I am yet to hear anything from them and I will like to know whether to start accelerating my other plans or just wait a bit. Thanks.

IAmPhiL:
well, to y´all that applied, keep calm ok
i told you they got 34 applications from naija and over 1200 globally just for the course, and they´re admitting just 100.
I asked the professor that´d decide and send the letters, he said he might send the first batch this week and then the last one, next week. He actually is our current dean and very very busy, he also got 2 of our courses to mark and all. So trust me, delay is possible, but just stay calm and positive ok.

Suffice to say that I told them about the urgency of the admission letter, as the nearest interview dates are being booked already. So to avoid late drama and stories that touch, make they do sharp sharp.

I hope this calms all your nerves and nips down.

Your head dey there. No be only nerves calm sef. Digestive system don calm too.

IAmPhiL:
anyone who applied to THD got admission? especially those going for masters in mechatronics and CPS

Baba I applied for the course o. But I dont even know what is going on again. Even my certificate that I submitted has been tagged In progress since November nothing to show whether it was accepted or not. All other documents were tagged OK. So unless your school is sending the admission in batches or they are waiting for some people in one batch to reject the offer so they can fill it up with other people, I dont see the reason for the delay.
The main reason I am even so interested in that your course is because of the additive manufacturing and immersive technologies in the curriculum. Unfortunately I was unable to find another course that offers something similar. So it means I may have to apply again if this summer attempt falls through.

Kennyace1:
Same issue here, yet to recieve an admission from them, i applied for the same course as you did and also applied to TH ingolstadt for a masters in automotive production engineering, Tired but lets stay positive.

Bros stay positive o. It is good. But me I have started preparing for winter semester already.

heybaby12:
No be to apply oh na to show up.
Last year 166 Nigerians applied to my course both the Bsc and Msc(Applied mathematics), 44 were admitted only 7 showered up.

Hmmm. Na true o. Many of those people would have applied to other schools too and that course might not be their first choice so they go for another course instead.

IAmPhiL:
keep calm ok
For my course, they received about 1100 applications and are going to admit 100.

About 34 Nigerians applied.
Admission letters should start rolling out soonest, compilation is still ongoing.

Nice. 34 Nigerians applied for your course alone? I guess you should be happier now that your wish for more Nigerians in your school is coming to pass. Let's hope you get a few more babes this time.

Thanks for finding the time to reply considering this is your exam period. Best of luck in your exams.

How far @IAmPhil? Your school never still answer person o. Na so dem dey delay?

Sirbohr007:
Bro, what's tutorial purgatory?

A situation where u find yourself only reading or watching tutorials upon tutorials for a long time without actually building any tangible project with what you have learnt.

Jagabanbaby:
Your reason. Probably we can laugh together. Was at the bank this morning and I can confirm no difference between Aboki rate and Form A.

Was actually thinking of doing the Form A route before because it was supposedly cheaper being at 360 plus a little. Now I think the only thing that will make me do form A is the convenience of using the money in my bank account directly.

Jagabanbaby:
This is serious bro. And normal Aboki rate is 410. So what's the use of the Form A

For some reason, this made me laugh so hard this morning.

npmi:
My course is health science prevention and health promotion. it's not coming up in uni-assist registration.

Leave out the course. Search for the school and the degree level only. The engine will return all courses that the school offers and that uni-assist can help you with. Sometimes, the names of the courses are in German on uni-assist and when you try searching using English names, you wont get a hit.

Eldeee:
just get a declaration of age from the court, you don't need to bother yourself about the different pictures. All they need is just the information contained in the age declaration.

if you can get your primary school testimonial, I think you can make due with it. some persons here somehow didn't get it during last years application, but you might be lucky as well. But in all, you just have to be very swift and smart about it when called upon by oga paulinus. Don't fret at all, just be calm, and smart about it when he calls for document arrangements.

All the very best

Thanks bro.

Hi guys. I have a couple of questions.
For the declaration of age, should my passport be on it as well or just the passport of the head of the family will suffice?
Secondly, I can no longer locate my primary school certificate. What should I do? Swear an affidavit or can I go for the interview like that?

Kloneboi:
Bro, please did you certify your documents before applying?

No I didnt. You dont have to. Until u have been offered admission. This only applies to DIT.

IAmPhiL:
Sorry I mind you ask privately, ask here OK.

Ok. Just wanted to ask u about the course in general whether it is as interesting as I am hoping it would be without derailing this thread as it was created for another purpose entirely.

I understand if u dont want to discuss it elsewhere. Maybe we talk more when I get an admission there and decide I will be choosing the course.

Cheers.