grandlexuz:
As I sat down at a conspicuous corner of the restaurant impatiently waiting for the waiteress to deliver my plate of crocodile pepper soup, my mind wondered if I rather take it home to savour the delicacy. Sixty seven steps seperated my house from the bushmeat restaurant in Bekoko, outskirts of Douala, Cameroon.

It was a popular joint drawing people from main town Douala; Cameroon's economic capital. On a good day you could meet several delicacies ranging from Python, Crocodile, Gecko Lizard, Antelope, Alligator, Porcupine, Rat Mole etc. Call it the Wuhan restaurant of Cameroon, if you may. I prefered the reptiles at a time when I was watching my cholesterol levels to boost my heart health. Having encountered giant rats with lipstick painted lips in Douala, rat moles were definitely a no go area.��

As my eyes wondered about the semi open spaced restaurant surrounded by bushes, the struck a beauty to behold. It had been a while since I admired any specie from the other gender; having been wrecklessly abandoned by my wife at a time of ill health. So what was happening? My eyes had behold an African lady with dark blue eyes. Dont they say the eyes are the pathway way to the heart.��.

Most Africans have brown pupils with a few carrying genetic mutations that give their eyes different shades of hazel. A true blue - coloured pupil is quite rare for an African. I had read a bit on rare eye colours and did know there were a few Africans out there with this rare eye colour. Who would have thought I would meet one right at my door steps.

Needless to say I didnt have to take home my food after eyeing this blue eye chick. As I tore through my crocodile meat, my eyes never swayed from her angle. After the meal I ordered a bottle of malta just so I could spend more time at the restaurant looking at her�. When I had my fill several hours later I left for my house completely satisfied with the eigth wonder of the day.

Two days later, I went back to the restaurant hoping to be lucky. This time around I met a shocker�. Same girl was there. Only this time with eyes darker than mine.�. So na contact lense this girl be put. So na cos of contact lense I buy double plate of crocodile, two malta, shidonc for bar for two hours. ��. Anyway I no blame her. Na China I blame.�

Valoromega:
I've been married for 2 years now with a new born baby. the issue now is that anytime we have issues my wife always threatens to leave.
she will arrange and bag and say she's leaving. this has happened more tha 4 times, basically anytime we have issues as a couple.

She will say she's still young and she can't take any nonsense in marriage, Mind u i have never hit her before so this isnt a case of domestic violence, just normal couples issue.

I'm tired of this and i'm thinking about my options right now, I want to tell her to leave but she should drop my child for me. she can't use our marriage as a threat everytime we have issues

Valoromega:
I've been married for 2 years now with a new born baby. the issue now is that anytime we have issues my wife always threatens to leave.
she will arrange and bag and say she's leaving. this has happened more tha 4 times, basically anytime we have issues as a couple.

She will say she's still young and she can't take any nonsense in marriage, Mind u i have never hit her before so this isnt a case of domestic violence, just normal couples issue. My first question is which country are you living? Abroad or Nigeria?

I'm tired of this and i'm thinking about my options right now, I want to tell her to leave but she should drop my child for me. she can't use our marriage as a threat everytime we have issues

Enice:
keep spewing rubbish! Na mouth to build dam? If Nigeria and Niger goes to war, who do you think will win?
France is no longer with them. All international community with be with Nigeria except Russia. So who will win

davies:
On the Olubadan designate and stool, I stand with Cheif Rashidi Ladoja.
Only God can determine who becomes king and how long he will last on the throne.

The Olubadan kingship can be a ceremonial throne, it doesn't allow two kings wear crown in the Olubadan palace. That is a binding rule that shouldn't be tampered with.

ignis:
What was Airpeace expecting ? I'm sure Onyema was not expecting an easy ride of Goat meat peppersoup, Afang soup with Pounded Yam.

There is competition and politics in aviation just like every other business. I expect Airpeace to explore their competitive advantages. Especially linking the London flights with local flights to various domestic Airports in Nigeria. Such that passengers can board from Kano, Abuja, Enugu, Anambra, PH etc with a seamless luggage transfer at Lagos Airport.

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sharone21:


AkwaCross, Niger Deltans, SE are very good cooks.... Though generally all Nigerians as we learn fr each other and some have strength in some type of food over the other including pepper soup, jollof, rice and stew( some are good in jollof but won't fry their stew well in rice and stew).

But just across from AkwaCross, one would be disappointed that the Cameroonians don't match the AkwaCross neighbors in terms of good
cooking and sense for good combination of food eg imagine someone wants 'local snack' of soaked garri and fried fish in Nigeria, a Cameroonian will prefer soaked garri and fried egg etc

obichiddy:


I have sent you an email. Trust you are great and family too.

I am in need of how to get some goods to Sierra-leone from Nigeria. Pls kindly spare me some of your time let's talk.

Tim4237:
We offer courses on how to produce, poundo yam flour, corn flour semo (swallow food), corn flour for making pap (ogi, koko, akamu), beans flour (akara & moimoi) and soya beans flour. during the course, you will also learn how to brand your product, the process of getting nafdac and how to market your product. For more enquiry Call 07010423288

Think9ja:
I'm an advocate of fvcking any b!tch that opens leg, married or not.

Any woman that gives you the opportunity to fvck her, take it, regardless of who the b!tch is.

Only let the chance pass if you don't like her or feel something isn't right, and not because of one useless morals or bullshit about what goes around comes around how about ones mother or sister, should they be fu...ed too because they opened their legs?

B!tches are meant to be fcvked. So fvck them when, where and how you can

naijacutee:
One million for what? In what year would you then start making a profit from the business? I know you can get ice machines from the UK from N250,000 which are capable of producing up to 35kg of ice every 24 hours (if that is roughly the sort of capacity you would require). I think these machines are priced according to their output every 24 hours. . . I might be able to help if you are looking to buy UK-manufactured machines.

shobusag:
I am back. This tym around, with happiness.... partly thanks to the information I got from this thread and the biggest thanks to God almighty. I had a very big success in this business since November last year. I had several challenges when I started the business, most especially in the areas of light, faulty transformer and faulty engines. I gave up several times and put up my machines for sale two times (at a very cheap rate) but God blinded the eyes of potential buyers. I have two machines each with a capacity of 100 blocks. I was very much able to manage the machines so well n doubling d engine of one, i relocated from my previous area. I can proudly say that after expenses, I made nothing less than 400k monthly since November. For two years which I have been in this biz, I finally feel that I have started reaping the fruit of my expenses and perseverance. I praise and thank God almighty for not letting me sale the machines. I thank nuclear boy and the rest for their information that partly helped me in building my first machine.
It was a heartbreaking journey but I am glad God saw me through and I succeeded. My first business suffered a lot financially coz of this iceblock business, but now this ice block business is inturn feeding my first business hugely. By the way i have two workers that run the two businesses for me (man no b leather). Infact, I have started planning for next summer while this summer isnt yet over. Since this summer was my first to enjoy the business. I use fear enter am while others into the business were scooping the money. My plan now is to double the engine of the other machine by next week (remember i said i successfully doubled one). Maintain them through the incoming raining season and before October, purchase another machine more powerful than any of my two machines (probably a combined 9hp with 150 blocks or above). Next summer, people will know that God has a reason for letting me stay put in this business. I bless God for everything. I will leave an update from time to time.

Jagznation:

This is the freezer ideal for making ice blocks here in naija,i think it's constructed and can make about 60 ice 🧊 blocks in about an hour or so

CodeTemplar:
Can an hairdresswr here even build a house in Congo or Haiti? Just arguing nonsensically.

AirBay:


Truth, truth and truth.

Nigeria is having problems because 99.9% of the inhabitants are liars, cheaters and that area is full of lazy and dishonest set of individuals.

How will someone be selling cloths during office hours? How will a sensible person expect you to pay them for what the govt already pays them for? A market woman will reduce the module size to 9 cups instead of 10 to make more profit . The upper class will buy dollars from the govt and resell at high rates using their BDC instead of what they were approved for....

If everyone in Nigeria moved to a developed nation and all the inhabitants of that nation move to Nigeria, In few years we will all start applying for Nigeria visa again.

Literal translation of a proverb in my language talk say behaviour na like smoke, e go come out wherever you go. Over 40% of Nigerians abroad are still shit heads.

FreeStuffsNG:
Speaking on the perks as well as the disadvantages attached to relocating abroad, especially being a celebrity, Femi Brainard said it is better to be celebrated and be a prince in Nigeria than to move abroad and be a nobody. He also noted that his wife does not love it at all.

Eni awifun Oba je o gbo.

Many of them are so stuck now that they can't even be as sincere to themselves as he is.

It's nothing but a wrong mindset to think that you will resent your own land/ country and expect that you will prosper on that land or overseas, it's impossible!

When you are not blessed in Nigeria, it's not because others are not doing well here in Nigeria, for most of you, you were horribly raised with the wrong mindset and indoctrinated to hate Nigeria by some of your parents who were part of those behind the multiple problems now facing the nation so you ended up and continued your life in a circle of negative minded unpatriotic people. You curse Nigeria, the land curses you back in multiple folds and nothing you sow in the land will prosper but if you bless Nigeria, the land blesses you back in multiples.

Until you wish Nigeria well and do your best in patriotism, you will never be blessed by this land and if you carry your resentment and hatred for Nigeria overseas, the rejection by Nigeria will follow you like your shadow.

The grass is always greener on the other side until you get there. What you are doing here in Nigeria is so valuable that if you nurture it well, you will one day be going overseas for business/ professional travels and enjoy vacations with your family and friends. And even if you still don't go overseas, you will be happy, safe, fulfilled and blessed here in Nigeria.

God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!

Malroux:
Happy birthday Ebubedike. More fruitful years ahead. I doubt if this great man is truly the father of one clown called Yul Edochie.

Domaining101:
This is a very big lie please, where do you guys get such info? I earning 25k a month as a single bachelor in Lagos and that is enough to carter for all my needs including light bill, fuel, food, clothing e.t.c, let alone 100k.. I think alot of Nigerians are just over exaggerating the situation of thing, just trying to making things look as if it's extremely terrible

Kaycee9242:
They woke up late, Tinubu decides who rules Lagos not the people

togunjumo:
Saobona everyone. Swaziland is a country within The Southern Africa. It's does not have much but talking about civilization, etiquette, culture, peace, currency strenght, it is better than Nigeria. They have limited resources yet their currency is E1 - N20. Nigeria is a business centre with lots of hardship. No light, no good roads, no central water system. These you have all working in Swaziland as small as it is. Living there is not the end of the world but it is a stepping stone.

laudate:
I feel the Ogun State Government and their Ministry of Transport has failed to develop the Ogun Waterside. They have totally ignored the water transportation system and its huge potentials. Unlike Lagos state that has been building jetties and berthing facilities in every water-fed community, in order to enhance use of ferries and boats.

Think of the huge tourism potentials in that area and also the investment revenue they could derive from the waterside, if they provided the right kind of infrastructure in that area.

Honestly, if there was a functional ferry system from Lekki to Iwopin, and if the travel distance from Iwopin to the Ipaja-Alagbado-Otta axis does not exceed 30 minutes, a lot of traffic would reduce in that area as people would take ferries to work on Lagos Island after taking a bus to link up the ogun waterside area, instead of getting stuck in buses in the bad traffic on the old Lagos-Agege Motor road!

Think of the kind of revenue Ogun State would make if they had an efficient ferry service plying that route!

SalamRushdie:
See the kind of empty heads we have in Nigeria

Tohsynetita1:
profit dey both

Richtaiwo:
Well, not by any chance supporting the current situation of the country, but this comparison no follow at all. If you go backward to let's say 1980, the cost of a bag of cement may even be less than N20. Minimum wage now is 30k, which is being reviewed. What was the average earnings in 1992? Even in the US, where you all take as model, prices of commodities in the nineties are not the same today. Global inflation is the word. As I said, I'm not by any chance supporting the current harsh situation in Nigeria but that comparison is off track.

Tohsynetita1:
It depends on whatever we are exposed to that will say if we will like japa or not.
A bro called me from USA yesterday and was telling me I need to leave that shithole country.
But also, I have someone here telling me not to jappa because of the booming castor plantation.

Macdeey:
Yes I am in LOME right now !
If you know anybody from Nigeria ( especially ur own ethnic tribe ) that is staying in Lome , just ask for more info ! The country is very free ! Thats it is called the Europe of the Zarama people!

victorazy:


More than enough to start big business here!

I use 500k rent a very wide shop in good location.

Use 300k to shelf it to my taste.

Use N2.5m arrange clean Toyota Corolla or Matrix.

Use 2.5m to start mini importation from China
Use 200k to waybill it to Nigeria. Plenty change to remain, in next 6month you've made 600% even more.

You hold 8m u wan Japan? Come make I lecture you.

jayAjoku:
travel to Ivory Coast and save money you can also start a hair and food business there while getting your supply from Nigeria it’s an African country with steady light they won’t Racially mistreat you

ibrocool:
If CBN is selling at ₦1,490 then we should be expecting the banks to be selling at ₦1,550 and above. The black market will be worst as they will sell between ₦1,600 and ₦1,800.

What is making me to get worried most is the floating of naira which is not really working. Our local products that is supposed to sell at lower price are competing with imported products which is at higher price. Image, cement being produced in Nigeria with abundance limestone is being sold for 10000 naira. Its Nigerians scaming Nigerians. We don't like or love ourselves.

A lot of reformation needs to be done in this country.