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WriterNig:
https://x.com/MrsZanga/status/1872985788125986847

Probably the chicken grew up in Apo mechanic village Abuja..

SweetBuns:
Good day nairalanders. Merry Xmas and a happy new year in advance.

I'll try to make this short and sweet.
So I met this guy at my favorite foodspot not too long ago.
He was tall, dark, handsome and jacked.... Basically the type of guy I like so I was obviously attracted to him.

He then approached and talked to me. Whilst we were at it, I remember him cracking some very bad jokes (not bad in like an offensive way, but a bit too dry), but for the sake of being polite I went along with it.

We exchanged contacts and met up for a first date not too long after. And to keep things short, he wasn't funny whenever he tried. At all.
He did look a bit nervous, but It was still so bad to the extent that I felt uncomfortable watching him try and even guilty if I failed to laugh.

He's also very arkward when it comes to intimacy, the first kiss was really, really arkward and I could tell he was trying his best but......

He also has this habit of sending me some really unfunny memes

Besides that, he is truly loving, warm and sweet. We have a whole lot in common between us and I'm sure I'm attracted to him

Initially I thought it was something related to his initial nervousness and would resolve on its own with time, but things are still the same

I'm a really funny person and Ive realized that I bond best with the people I laugh and play around with.

Is this going to get better with time, or is this just who he is?

Have you ever seen a tall comedian ??

richmond500:
I am very cheap.

Normal one night is 20k,
Premium package is 30k

If u wan carry me go meet ur mother say I be ur fiancee 100k in Lagos, PH and Abuja
70k in other states

U fit price

God abeg

Skooltynz:
It's seems this yahoo and hookup generation have totally killed and buried love based relationships,to get babe don hard these days e don hard ooo.

It seems you have to be a guy with dreads, wear baggy jeans,use big iphone before these ladies can date you.

It doesn't even matter if you are faking it just give off yahoo boys vibes then ladies will take you serious where is this world going?

You make me laugh' na only Nigeria dis thing common , here in the Gambia there is dignity in labor even if you de pack shit' you go still see endowed sexy lady with self respect for herself weh no de materialistic weh go love you. Like someone said earlier togo benin Cameroon no far . If you are looking for a good wife go there .

Guys no allow anybody pressure you oo , who sabi u.k know say this guy go de pay for d condor n whip for even d next 30 years, only advantage be say him no go feel am.
U.k no easy ooooooooooo
Who no go no go know.

Leaving Nigeria before tinubu came into power.

diamond68:
now your account balance is 200 pounds overdraft after rent wan kee you finish 🤣

Naa " i am not in the u.k.

Sirchiboy:
This is the case of my 45 years old uncle who is in a state of dilemma.
What advise would you offer him?

My account balance before i left Nigeria was exactly 5 million naira in 2022.
Glad i left .

Na mumu de go bank go de fill form for failed transactions.. email all the way & follow up no matter what they will refund u back asap.

Dem don de give city serious aggressive doggy..

Merry100:
Don't just marry because it is the societal norm. There are irresponsible men out there; if you marry one of them, you will regret getting married. Whether it's 50% or 100%, choose a man who is ready to shoulder responsibilities.

If you would like to start from scratch with a man and work together to elevate your lives, make sure he is a true team player. There is no teamwork when you are married to a lazy and pompous man.

Your partner doesn't have to be wealthy, but he should be someone with visible potential or a clear vision, not a lazy man.

It is okay to marry a guy if you see signs that he is likely to be a family man. Family men are responsible and disciplined, making them unlikely to be lazy. Even if they don't have much, they work hard to provide for their families.

What ever you do , make sure you all take your fight against poverty more seriously.
90 % of Men genuinely marry for love.
90% of women genuinely marry for material gain and comfort . They were naturally wired that way.

MaziX:
a friend like wike can't be zeroed.. fubara knows.. tinubu can just order and ntin will happen.. power

You have a point tho.

AfahaAbia:
Alot of people especially those born from 1991 onwards may not know most of the products displayed here. Sadly many of them in the picture are no longer sold in our shops today.

That elephant fit wash away your sins.

MaziX:
Tinubu doesn't deal with betrayers

Tell me about WIKE..

Trendtips:
No na
this is too extreme
at N350 he can afford a 700k annual if he saves N65,000 towards it every month

We don't know if he's married or single with alot of responsibilities. Truth is 350 k currently in nigeria is chicken change if he's living in the west east or south .
But in the north that 350k will go a very long way.
May God not allow us to be working just to feed landlords.
Life is hard

Dainy1:
This country is becoming something else. With the current high house rent increase and bills, we pray we survive it.

I was just thinking out loud. For someone earning 100k salary monthly, staying in 650k-800k house, what's your strategy towards your house rent payment?
Knowing that you still have more bills to cater for monthly.

How do you save? What percentage do you save in a month?

With the little Salary been paid, Salary earners, how do you plan towards your current house rent payment?

A colleague was joking telling us, he's considering relocating to the village to start farming and staying in a free family apartment........hmmmmm

Bros even if you earn 350k monthly , you have no business staying in a crib worth 650k to 800k for Tinubu regime.

Lizzysamuel:
Tinubu has really finished Nigerians oo.

This has gone beyond hunger, this government has inflicted so much pain on Nigerians.

Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri-DjdspUoM?si=C8DZ1E3A8RP9voRA

Thank God say i no dey Nigeria,
the funny thing is Tinubu will still win the next election.
Nigerians don't learn .
Or maybe democracy aint for the black race.

discusant:
Stop moaning.

Petrol sells for equivalent of N3100/litre in Great Britain.
Lol.

How much is the minimum wage in u.k compared to Nigeria sir ?

Loveworld04:
are you for real

They have something they call a job seeker visa now, quite hard to process in Nigeria. But super easy in benin republic and other west african countries. You can even do it yourself if you have your complete documents.

Factcheck0001:
hmmm

Graduate wen don find work tire n nobody to feed am go embrace any work ooo

If to say funds dey I for advice am make e enter street go Dey ride bike or keke napep cos those ones are making at least 5k per day

If he can get someone to give him either of d 2 it will work cos personally left to me I won't advice him to start looking for another job that will enslave him

Egbon you will live long.

Candidlady:
Nigerian girls love mulla

While SA girls love gbola

Please who is smarter


Why let those good for nothing gender taste the cherry 🍒 for free when you can always get paid for services render

Akunna kuna how much for night?

revolt:
Cos u cnt drive. Manual is still the best

Bro there is nothing best about manual vehicles, when u drive a good auto vehicle , trust me manual cars will start to look like a stone age invention

Melagros:
COMRADES are speechless, Buhari took us back to iron age, which age now Tinubu dey take us to?

Hunting and gathering..

Just yesterday i was jamming to his hit track of 2014 . "Some type of way"
Omo THIS LIFE ehn
RIP egbon.

GreaterFuture:
A direct Job seeker Visa?
And it's fairly possible for any person with the OPs level or financial standing to get?

Trust me currently that's the easiest route to europe.
Provided you have evidence of funds to sustain yourself as you de take find work , they will issue you the visa .
Google job seeker visa for Portugal and sweden . The requirements are the same.

GreaterFuture:
Visa to Portugal?
Which type? Visiting, tourist or Other means?

Job seeker visa .

Kingju:
Which update?

Recently most Nigerians have left the shores of Africa through the Portuguese job seeker visa which enables you to get into Portugal to look for a job that is related to your discipline. As much as 6 months is given to you. When you finally get the job it will be converted to a work visa .

Rod67:
2024, never thought I’ll be surfing the net for visa requirements, but hey if I don’t I might be looking for an easy way out (kpia) my budget is 4m naira, I have necessary documents, 2.1 Bsc certificate, virgin passport… Europe or any Schengen countries, or Canada , going through the net traveling with Nigeria passport looks like calculus

Portugal is the new gate way to europe , move before this update cast ..

Where is DIMKA ??
Nigga had iron balls.

V

Nomerci:
Hurry hurry transaction. No one us3d jazz or anything.they came or he or she came pretending to be in a hurry to deposit,probably disguised fake naira notes at all the bales and the agent got carried away.old trick since the 90's

Small pikin talk.