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Endtime11:
Omo I don turn William Shakespeare on top many matter, If you're not mentally strong no near relationship as a guy, I don turn to big brother, the father, councilor, provider, corrector, guider, initiator, protector, problem solver and many more

Is this what people face for a successful relationship to take effect

You are in a toxic relationship

yolada:
Nairalanders please help advice me, this is a matter of life and death I don't want to waste this money
Let me just go straight to the point

So I have exactly 1 million naira in my bank account and I'll be 22 by 27th of this month (this is not a flex on anybody please)
I don't currently have a job, I live in Lagos and with my parents. But a lot of things happening here and I feel like if I don't leave soon, I might just die.

I plan to move to Akwa Ibom state to go and start a new life on my own even though I haven't been there before. I have never smoked a cigarette in my life, I don't smoke. I'm still a virgin, never had sex in my entire life,I don't womanise, I have Zero friends.

So my plan is to move to the state, secure a cheap accommodation like a single room self contain that should not cost anything more than 100-120k a year. After I secure accommodation, I plan on searching for a job that can at least pay the bills. And probably set up a POS business with some of the money that someone else can be running for me. I don't eat too much and I know how to cook.

Now my question is this. Will I be able to survive for some time in the state with that amount of money pending till I get a job?
And how much is the average rent for a single room self contain in akwa Ibom?

nlfpmod Myndd44 farano RoyalRoy
Disguy justwise lalasticlala - Please for the love of God

See guy to be honest, POS business is good as long as you will run the business yourself , if you employ anyone especially in a new city where you know no one , dem go run you street.
For the bike business , it will end up frustrating you.
It is really hard to do business with people you dont know. You stated earlier you have never been to akwa ibom.
Keke napep business is hot cake in uyo too.. if u fit ride am yourself.
Dont be in a rush to make your decisions, relax and take your time.

mbahdi:
Sia tinubu.
My only problem here was d 223000 u paid for t.fare,give a wise guy that amount and watch him make millions out of it within months.
Secondly what business do u think will thrive there? Cause planning relocating,and again can't one go by road?cos dat amount u mentioned there is crazy wen one ain't going to america

When you start making money, You will start to see life differently.

aspabay:
Shows how dirty you are simple

I once visited the presidential villa in Aso rock..
Was surprised when I saw a roach creeping .
You dont have to be dirty to invite roaches to your house. As long as there is food around, roaches will find their way in.

Sunshine34:
See that beautiful chick. My eyes dey enter ooo. Osinmeh Abeg borrow me now

When you go to Europe , you will realize that this girl is even below average.
Bruh!! Oyinbo de fine ooo.

Gbolafff:
Nairaland has helped me a lot

1)Starting from admission processing in school

2)Met a lot of positive minded friends on nairaland

3) gained a business idea from nairaland that's fetching good income

4) met the best life partner on nairaland

5) got married to a nairalander

6) great advice and counsel from brainy folks

In short it's numerous I can't count all

Kudos to Seun🤞👍❤️💯

That there is nothing like one Nigeria..

luveu:
I hit this bush meat this night while driving back from work along lekki epe express way because of it big size I’ve to park, pull over to take it home. Pls what is it call, And how am I going to prepare this?

Looks like a mongoose

cutieme:
Bro,are you still there?

Send me a mail

dealhunter:
kilode! that's much naaa!

I hope you know the gambian passport is visa free to Singapore and lots of Caribbean countries..

dealhunter:
please help me make an inquiry on how to get Thier passport and cost,I really need it...please help me ...

You need to live here to know genuine people that can help u get it..
Someone I know spent about almost 60k dalasi that's well over 600k in naira to get a gambian passport with serious abeg.

Tryna make me accept the same apology for same bullshit more than thrice.

dan41:
Searching for work this days without work experience is tiring. Submitting cv online as not being favorable.
Please, sir/ma where help a brother

Kindly go to rukayat plaza 1st floor, it is really close to utako
Tell them u want to submit your c.v someone in the plaza will surely direct you. there is a recruiting agency there I cant really recall the name.. but I am sure they will be of help.

yungchop:
I'm in Mauritania at the moment.. do I need a visa to enter Gambia with my naija passport?

You dont need a visa to enter Gambia from Nouckchott. Mauritania is part of ecowas.

Starpotter:
Tallest corper falls in love with shortest corp member after meeting at NYSC camp(Photos)





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This is obviously bayelsa camp. Kayama
I served here in 2017..
Very bleeped up place .

Smithkline200:
Please i wanna buy a 1 years used Nissan Sentra 2013.

Can i go ahead?

From which part of the country?
If it's from northern Nigeria, or north central, you can go ahead . The car will serve u cos most roads up north are really good , if it's down south then you may have to reconsider , nissan sentra wasn't built to last but built for comfort. Above all maintenance is really cheap , if the car is well maintained by the owner go for it too. Just make sure u change your oil after 7 weeks at most .

MagnoIiaaa:
I am into hookup around Lagos
If you want to patronize me send me an email
5k for short time
It's your girl Magnoliaa ❤️❤️
Country hard😫

Just 5k?
This is really sad..

Nice2023:
Igbo men every where...no wonder they are prosperous..

U go to Mozambique they are into spare parts,u go to Congo democratic republic,they are big importers of tyres and machines in that country u just name it.

If you go to Kinshasa or Brazzaville , those igbo men there are really living large.
You are right about the car tyres.. congo has the highest reserve of rubber trees.
As worst as C.A.R is ..
There are ibo men in Bangui trading in diamonds and other precious stones..

skylane:
between Gambia ivory coast Togo and benin which is easier to start a life

If you have no problem with language barrier , I will suggest ivory coast..
That country is just too beautiful , well organized, constant electricity , good security, closer to Nigeria and expensive too.
Gambia on the other hand ..
Low population
English is the official language.
The gambian dalasi has more value than naira.
Starting life in the Gambia was easier for me tho..
I have no regret ever since I relocated to banjul.
The Gambia is just too far from Nigeria .
Flight is well over 300k now for a one way,
Road trip is about 8days and will cost u well up to 150k too.

Currently I am in the gambia,
Food is cheap
Accomodation is a but high just recently.
Electricity is 23 to 24hrs daily .
Security is very good.
Business gets better everyday.
Gambia is ecowas, means visa free for Nigerians.
If relocating to angola seem near impossible
Why dont u try west African countries?

I stayed in Miramar , not so far from talatona.
I'm in the Gambia now,
I only went to angola to chill.
Mehn I never sabi idoma finish na Portuguese I wan begin learn?
Portuguese is not so straight forward to learn that's why I left .
Life in Angola is unnecessarily expensive.
But there is no city in west africa that is more beautiful than Luanda.
Not even abuja, accra or Abidjan.

I went to chill bro.
In angola you can't set up a business without registering your business.
Most common hustle I saw there , were more of spare parts, automobiles, building materials, and super markets ,
Most Nigerians in Luanda are majorly Ibos.
And most times they are ready to help you, but then again be careful.. Angola is really expensive mate..

I have lived in Luanda for bout three months in 2019.
Angola is a very nice place if you can speak Portuguese. Very few people understand little English.
Most Nigerians live in the capital Luanda, Luanda looks exactly like Lisbon the capital of Portugal really beautiful but bloody expensive.
Angola economy is massive .. they have alot of white Portuguese and mulatto people living there .. angola girls are really pretty.. your only challenge will be the language , Portuguese is difficult it is not easy to read or speak like Spanish.
Electricity is almost 24hrs daily
Above all the country is really safe and less populated.

Very,
Plus keke just got newly introduced.

Some people still don't understand the meaning of well calculated rigging.
Ordinary SUG election dem de rig am neat , shey na presidential election dem no go fit rig ??

Antony for president..

Goal ball fred..

Reinamaria:
I doubt there's such thing as substandard coke.
Unless theirs have extra caffeine in it, which will not be good.

If you taste cocacola from America or europe , and taste the made in Nigeria version , bro the difference is very clear
In Gambia 33 cl is 45 dalasi, that's about 450 in naira.

fyncutz01:
Thanks, but I will like to know about house rent around city centers n outside city centers (Selfcon precisely) is it paid monthly or yearly? N how save is Gambia in terms of security compared to 9ja.

Self con a single room , kitchen n toilet in city center goes for 3500 to 4500 dalasi monthly
Outside city centers 1500 to 2500 dalasi.
Rent payments depends on your agreement with the landlord, normally you pay nothing less than six months first, after six months u can start paying three months rent or monthly it all depends on the owner of the house ,
Security is really great, Gambia is the most peaceful country in the whole of western Africa.

cutieme:
How about teaching jobs there?

Teaching job is by far the easiest job to get in the Gambia, the salary is way better than what an average Nigerian teacher earn

bigtt76:
🤣🤣🤣 Wahala wahala

Go to ego , convert some ,
Then go to david .. check the difference out yourself..

feelgoodstuffs:
Call this guy… Ego 7481891

This ego guy exchange rate is messed up..
He stays at manjai trust me
I answered u already.. follow my direction

kindness111:
Please Nigerians in the Gambia how do I change my naira to Gambia Dallasi, am currently in Gambia and need to change money, please kindly respond if you know.

Where in the Gambia are you ?
Go to tipper garrage..
Walk up across the bridge.
Ask around for a Nigerian restaurant
It belongs to an ibo man.
When u get there dont enter restaurant go to the next shop after the ibo man restuarant. They sell yam beans Nigerian food stuffs raw over there ..
Ask for David.. hes tall and chubby.. hes an ibo guy he will help u.
If u ask the owner of the restaurant where david is. He won't tell u cos they are not in good terms .. good luck