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Here is what PMB achieved in his 100 days in office.

Many many years ago

Source: Linder Ikeji's Blog

Borno state deputy governor, Zanna Umar Mustafa, is dead. He died in Yola on Saturday. Details later....

Source : www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/news/borno-deputy-governor-dies-in-yola/106486.html

golden195:
I still believe Arsenal will win

keep believing

Very intresting

I just saw this post and was like "wow". The kind of graduates we produce in this country is incredible.
Over to you Nairalanders, describe this guy in one word.

INTROVERT:
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its now showing

The people that droped this things here don't know how to read or don't just care... lol

Source: Linder Ikeji's Blog

70K-200K for a Kanuri lady here in Maiduguri

XRAY21:
brother what are you still doing there

its my home i have no where better than it. Thanks for your concern

Yes the explosion took place @ d Borno Express terminus but it killed only d bomber

Search #IfStatesWereWomen on twitter for some hilarious tweets.

These pictures are not intended to mock or malign the Nigerian Police. We believe that the police are friends of the people and will continue to be and we urge the government to improve the welfare of the Nigerian Police.

cc: Lalasticlala Ishilove Obinoscopy

A 28-year-old agricultural engineer held captive for
three days in the west African country claims name-
dropping hisfamous compatriot calmed his violent
aggressors.
An Argentine kidnapped in Nigeria claims he owes
his life to Barcelona forward Lionel Messi. Santiago Lopez Menendez, a 28-year-old
agricultural engineer, had been working in the
west African nation since last year, planting soya
and corn crops close to Kontagora in the north-
west of the country.
But he was kidnapped earlier this week and beaten
violently by his captors, who hardly spoke any
English and thought he was north American. It was then in desperation that Menendez tried to
tell them he was Argentine and he was eventually
able to calm down his aggressors with repeated
cries of "Messi, Messi, Messi".
Held captive for three days, the engineer was
eventually released after the company who
employs him paid an undisclosed ransom to the
kidnappers. Back in Argentina, his brother Jorge spoke to Clarin
and said: "'Tell them I am grateful to Messi', he told
me. 'Naming him is what saved me.'" Menendez is now safe and will return to his
homeland in the next few hours.

Source: www.goal.com/en/news/585/argentina/2015/06/29/13138982/mentioning-messi-saved-my-life-says-argentine-kidnapped-in-nigeria

Three suspected members of the Islamic Boko
Haram sects on a tricycle had while attempting to
gain entry into the Molai General Hospital in
Maiduguri, the Borno state capital detonated an
improvise explosive device, IED, killing two
security guards at the gate, as well as two of the suicide bombers.
The third one was however
arrested with several other innocent civilians wounded from the blast. Residents of the hospital told DAILY POST in
Maiduguri on Saturday that the explosion occurred
around
4:00pm.
According to residents, the third suicide bomber
has been handed over to the security officials for
interrogation.
"We heard the sound of the explosion and saw
dust and smoke around the hospital gate at about
a minute past four. You know one cannot rush into
the scene immediately, even though we are
medical personnel as it is the duty of the security
men to ensure safety before we move in, but since it happened at our gate, some of our staff rushed
to the scene and called me. By the time I got there,
two of our security guards and two others
believed to be suicide bombers were dead.

Source: www.dailypost.ng/2015/06/27/boko-haram-explosion-at-molai-general-hospital-kills-four-injures-others/

franchizy:
All replacement must be from the Niger Delta states because they own the oil.
The marginalization of the Niger Delta must stop.
No Igbo, yoruba or Hausa man must be appointed.
This marginalization of the Niger Delta must stop.
Give to the Ceasar (ND) what belongs to ceasar.

Orubebesis

vedaxcool:
If you grew up in the north - maiduguri particularly and did sing the song for a particular note book that has drawings of various athletes: it goes some thing like this:

Number 1 papa lolo
Number 2 hanchi pencil
Number 3 guye guye
Number 4 tumbulake

Cant recall the rest.

u really made my day. U can remember d rest wit dis pic

Read this soooo funny...

Maiduguri was on Monday hit by a bomb
explosion. A civilian vigilante assisting the military against
Boko Haram who witnessed the incident said the
bomb went off at about 3:50pm Heavy casualties were feared after the explosion
near a fish market in the Baga Road area of the
city, said vigilante Danlami Ajaokuta. Details soon.

Source: www.ngrguardiannews.com/2015/06/bomb-blast-hits-maiduguri-again/

POLITICAL CARTOON: #UndressNass if it wasn't for the 8 billion wardrobe allowance now trending on twitter.

Na only 4 innocent Nigerians their muscle dey flex

Watching in 3D from Burundi

Deblow:
On the MTN plan that I use it is 6 naira per minute to all networks. No daily access fee and I even have an impressive bonus which though is used at 24 naira per minute to all networks attached to the bundle. I gbadun the plan die

pls which plan is it

Humanbeing1st:
so because u have read it on whatapp b4 make another person wey never read it before no read?

no im nt here 2 spoil som1s market

Ive read it b4 on whatsapp so i cant imagine y it made FP

This so called court have power only on youths buh dey wl throw out any case concerning top politicians (looters).

I weep 4 our generation.

Waiting 2 c Nairaland Garri

I dont knw why we make news about bad things

How wil dis benefit d poor