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tit:Gbam |
Avedon:they are fighting both Muslims & Christians infact they are killing Nigerians |
Three thunderous blasts occurred in Biu town of Borno state at about 12:50 p.m. on Tuesday. A source who spoke to PREMIUM TIMES from Biu at exactly 1 p.m. said the blasts occurred at Yamarkumi area of Biu along Maiduguri road. “There were three bomb explosions now in Biu at Yamarkumi along Maiduguri road. We are trying to get to the place now. It occurred just about ten minutes ago. Ambulances and security operatives are all rushing to the spot. The blasts occurred barely five days after a suicide bomber killed 8 persons and injured over 40 other traders in Biu market. Detail to come later… www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/177005-breaking-multiple-explosions-rock-borno-town-biu.html |
A7:i swear d pics are real 4rm d Ramat Square where d rally was held cox im currently in Maiduguri |
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If its tru den dis is d best news of d year so far |
Sorry 2 say dat ur father is not fu*king d hell out of her |
Noted |
Frankiss44:nothing n ur father has achieved somtin by givin birth 2 a poo like u |
Frankiss44:he is more clueless as i may think cox nothing good comes out from him |
GEJ already romancing with fire |
Our Money |
wunmi590:harnessing d tiny giants i represent Microbiology |
Emodeee:facebook |
10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The Naija University 1.The Sadist - Most students are scared of him. He comes to class, threatens everyone, you rarely see him smile, always serious with a straight face. He never gives an 'A' and when result comes out, his courses are always mass failure. He is usually the most hated lecturer. 2. The comedian - He is more or less a stand-up comedian. Always lively, students look forward to his laughter- filled lectures but once taken for granted, he can be shocking. He is usually stingy with marks/grades. 3.The Student lecturers - Also known as Assistant lecturers. They usually start as errand boys to some top lecturers in the department, they mark exam scripts, invigilate during tests & exams and later graduate to helping the lecturers with some of their lectures. They are usually hyperactive, aggressive and proud which usually results into a clash with the students. 4.The Crazy Lecturer - He rarely smiles, does things in an unusual manner including ways of speaking(with big grammar like Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon), a funny dress sense (can even wear Kito sandals). He is always REAL and serious, doesn't care what his students feels or think about him, highly unpredictable and lectures for 3/4hrs until the students complains. 5.The Fatherly Lecturer - He is always matured, homely, approachable, and friendly. He takes his time to extensively teach his students in such a way that once you fail his course, you know that you truly deserve to fail. He is students' favourite. 6.The Lazy Lecturer - He comes to class twice in a semester (One, for course introduction & later, for revision, a week to Exams). He doesn't lecture nor teach, he only comes to read out loud while the students listen. He doesn't care if you understand or not, and 15 or 20mins, he is done for the day's lecture. 7.The 'Runs' lecturer - He comes to class, gives shabby lectures and drop his mobile digits or his errand boy's digits (The coded students knows what to do). # 5k for 'C', # 8k for 'B' and # 10k for 'A' depending on the importance or Unit of the course. 8.The Departmental dog - Woman wrapper. He takes advantage of any vulnerable female student, it doesn't matter how young she is, the sex addict just want to get laid at the slightest opportunity. Hide your babe, sister, daughter from him. 9.The story teller - 90% of his lecture is the story about his days in the University and how serious/dedicated they were those days + how he still consult his 1973 lecture notebook. He talks about how bad the Gov't and the school management is, especially if he is an ardent ASUU member. He usually receive at least 10 phone calls within a lecture. 10a. The Religion fanatic (Spirikoko) - This type of lecturer comes to class to chip in the Gospel within his lecture, inviting the entire class to his church & mid week programmes. He is always gentle but carry expo make him catch u. U go hear ween. 10b.The Religion fanatic (Mallam) - He comes to class and usually separates the female students from the male students before his lecture begins. He looks gentle and you won't need to be told before you know u don't need to joke with him. Take him for granted and you will pay dearly. How many have u come across in ur school/school days? |
10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The Naija University 1.The Sadist - Most students are scared of him. He comes to class, threatens everyone, you rarely see him smile, always serious with a straight face. He never gives an 'A' and when result comes out, his courses are always mass failure. He is usually the most hated lecturer. 2. The comedian - He is more or less a stand-up comedian. Always lively, students look forward to his laughter- filled lectures but once taken for granted, he can be shocking. He is usually stingy with marks/grades. 3.The Student lecturers - Also known as Assistant lecturers. They usually start as errand boys to some top lecturers in the department, they mark exam scripts, invigilate during tests & exams and later graduate to helping the lecturers with some of their lectures. They are usually hyperactive, aggressive and proud which usually results into a clash with the students. 4.The Crazy Lecturer - He rarely smiles, does things in an unusual manner including ways of speaking(with big grammar like Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon), a funny dress sense (can even wear Kito sandals). He is always REAL and serious, doesn't care what his students feels or think about him, highly unpredictable and lectures for 3/4hrs until the students complains. 5.The Fatherly Lecturer - He is always matured, homely, approachable, and friendly. He takes his time to extensively teach his students in such a way that once you fail his course, you know that you truly deserve to fail. He is students' favourite. 6.The Lazy Lecturer - He comes to class twice in a semester (One, for course introduction & later, for revision, a week to Exams). He doesn't lecture nor teach, he only comes to read out loud while the students listen. He doesn't care if you understand or not, and 15 or 20mins, he is done for the day's lecture. 7.The 'Runs' lecturer - He comes to class, gives shabby lectures and drop his mobile digits or his errand boy's digits (The coded students knows what to do). # 5k for 'C', # 8k for 'B' and # 10k for 'A' depending on the importance or Unit of the course. 8.The Departmental dog - Woman wrapper. He takes advantage of any vulnerable female student, it doesn't matter how young she is, the sex addict just want to get laid at the slightest opportunity. Hide your babe, sister, daughter from him. 9.The story teller - 90% of his lecture is the story about his days in the University and how serious/dedicated they were those days + how he still consult his 1973 lecture notebook. He talks about how bad the Gov't and the school management is, especially if he is an ardent ASUU member. He usually receive at least 10 phone calls within a lecture. 10a. The Religion fanatic (Spirikoko) - This type of lecturer comes to class to chip in the Gospel within his lecture, inviting the entire class to his church & mid week programmes. He is always gentle but carry expo make him catch u. U go hear ween. 10b.The Religion fanatic (Mallam) - He comes to class and usually separates the female students from the male students before his lecture begins. He looks gentle and you won't need to be told before you know u don't need to joke with him. Take him for granted and you will pay dearly. How many have u come across in ur school/school days? |
best2com:c how u booked dis space |
tolugar:its 4rm God we are seeking n no oda person surely He wl b @ our rescue |
tolugar:wat ar u saying It is d civic right for us 2 protect ur territoryd civilian JTF together with d security forces hav successfully repelled d attack |
Lifetitudes:gbam |
Lifetitudes:i am jst saying |
A hungry man is an angry man |
callmenow:what wld i benefit 4rm telling lies |
I also had d same experience d oda tym Mr president visited Maiduguri. I swam in d gutter 4 coming out of my house dat day |
U cant believe Maiduguri is dis kind Cold |
robosky02:is d op making a statement or asking a question |
Is lyk dis thread is created to insult chelsea fans |
Som moi moi sellers are far better dan her bt dey cldnt make fp |
