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Phones / Which Of These Do You Own First??? by bundur(m): 7:13pm On Feb 25, 2015
Which of these do you own first

Politics / Re: Multiple Explosions Rock Biu, Borno State. by bundur(m): 6:48pm On Feb 17, 2015
tit:


but they is still islamic jihadists!
Gbam
Politics / Re: Multiple Explosions Rock Biu, Borno State. by bundur(m): 5:00pm On Feb 17, 2015
Avedon:
Yea, the Islam crusaders were at it again.
they are fighting both Muslims & Christians infact they are killing Nigerians

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Politics / Multiple Explosions Rock Biu, Borno State. by bundur(m): 4:52pm On Feb 17, 2015
Three thunderous blasts occurred in Biu town of Borno state at about 12:50 p.m. on Tuesday. A source who spoke to PREMIUM TIMES from Biu at exactly 1 p.m. said the blasts occurred at Yamarkumi area of Biu along Maiduguri road. “There were three bomb explosions now in Biu at Yamarkumi along Maiduguri road. We are trying to get to the place now. It occurred just about ten minutes ago. Ambulances and security operatives are all rushing to the spot. The blasts occurred barely five days after a suicide bomber killed 8 persons and injured over 40 other traders in Biu market.
Detail to come later…
www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/177005-breaking-multiple-explosions-rock-borno-town-biu.html
Politics / Re: The Pictures That May Prompt Jonathan To Postpone The Elections Till Next Year by bundur(m): 1:04pm On Feb 17, 2015
A7:
We were told only Almajiris camels and cows live in the north and are all killed or displaced by boko haram, or better yet the harsh sahelian climate. @Clerverly, are you sure those pics are really from GMB's rally in Borno? grin grin grin

i swear d pics are real 4rm d Ramat Square where d rally was held cox im currently in Maiduguri
Politics / Re: The Pictures That May Prompt Jonathan To Postpone The Elections Till Next Year by bundur(m): 1:02pm On Feb 17, 2015
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Politics / Re: About 600 Boko Haram Members Killed In Gombe And Monguno by bundur(m): 8:28am On Feb 15, 2015
If its tru den dis is d best news of d year so far
Family / Re: My Own Mother Sleeping With My Friend’s Dad! by bundur(m): 3:48pm On Feb 12, 2015
Sorry 2 say dat ur father is not fu*king d hell out of her

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Religion / Re: Pastor Swindles Members Of Millions Of Naira, Explains Why He Watches Porn by bundur(m): 3:36pm On Feb 12, 2015
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Politics / Re: Presidency Shops For Jega’s Replacement - Vanguard News by bundur(m): 10:32pm On Feb 09, 2015
Frankiss44:



Well he is the president of the country.... What good can your father boast of?
nothing n ur father has achieved somtin by givin birth 2 a poo like u
Politics / Re: Presidency Shops For Jega’s Replacement - Vanguard News by bundur(m): 1:50pm On Feb 09, 2015
Frankiss44:



He isn't just romancing with fire, he is fukking the hell outta fire.. Dude isn't as clueless as you guys think
he is more clueless as i may think cox nothing good comes out from him
Politics / Re: Presidency Shops For Jega’s Replacement - Vanguard News by bundur(m): 8:38am On Feb 09, 2015
GEJ already romancing with fire
Politics / Re: Audit Report Indicts NNPC, Corporation To Refund $1.48billion by bundur(m): 3:11pm On Feb 05, 2015
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Education / Re: Drop Your Course And Let See Which Course Is Most Studied by bundur(m): 6:44pm On Feb 04, 2015
wunmi590:
I rep. Microbiology and intend to do public health at Masters level this year
harnessing d tiny giants
i represent Microbiology

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Education / Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The Naija University by bundur(m): 9:53pm On Feb 02, 2015
Emodeee:


if tosyn2much catch u ehn? U better name ur source.
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Education / 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The Naija University by bundur(m): 8:49pm On Feb 02, 2015
10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The Naija
University


1.The Sadist - Most students are scared of him. He
comes to
class, threatens everyone, you rarely see him smile,
always serious with a straight face. He never gives an 'A' and
when
result comes out, his courses are always mass failure.
He is
usually the most hated lecturer.


2. The comedian - He is more or less a stand-up comedian.
Always lively, students look forward to his laughter-
filled
lectures but once taken for granted, he can be
shocking. He is
usually stingy with marks/grades.

3.The Student lecturers - Also known as Assistant
lecturers.
They usually start as errand boys to some top
lecturers in the
department, they mark exam scripts, invigilate
during tests & exams and later graduate to helping the lecturers
with some
of their lectures. They are usually hyperactive,
aggressive and
proud which usually results into a clash with the
students.

4.The Crazy Lecturer - He rarely smiles, does things in
an
unusual manner including ways of speaking(with
big
grammar like Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon), a funny
dress sense (can even wear Kito sandals). He is always REAL and
serious,
doesn't care what his students feels or think about
him, highly
unpredictable and lectures for 3/4hrs until the
students complains.


5.The Fatherly Lecturer - He is always matured,
homely,
approachable, and friendly. He takes his time to
extensively
teach his students in such a way that once you fail his course,
you know that you truly deserve to fail. He is
students'
favourite.


6.The Lazy Lecturer - He comes to class twice in a
semester (One, for course introduction & later, for revision, a
week to
Exams). He doesn't lecture nor teach, he only comes
to read
out loud while the students listen. He doesn't care if
you understand or not, and 15 or 20mins, he is done for
the day's
lecture.


7.The 'Runs' lecturer - He comes to class, gives
shabby
lectures and drop his mobile digits or his errand boy's digits
(The coded students knows what to do). # 5k for 'C',
# 8k for
'B' and # 10k for 'A' depending on the importance or
Unit of
the course.

8.The Departmental dog - Woman wrapper. He takes
advantage of any vulnerable female student, it
doesn't matter
how young she is, the sex addict just want to get laid
at the
slightest opportunity. Hide your babe, sister, daughter from
him.


9.The story teller - 90% of his lecture is the story
about his
days in the University and how serious/dedicated
they were those days + how he still consult his 1973 lecture
notebook.
He talks about how bad the Gov't and the school
management
is, especially if he is an ardent ASUU member. He
usually receive at least 10 phone calls within a lecture.


10a. The Religion fanatic (Spirikoko) - This type of
lecturer
comes to class to chip in the Gospel within his lecture,
inviting
the entire class to his church & mid week programmes. He is
always gentle but carry expo make him catch u. U go
hear
ween.

10b.The Religion fanatic (Mallam) - He comes to class
and usually separates the female students from the male
students
before his lecture begins. He looks gentle and you
won't need
to be told before you know u don't need to joke
with him. Take him for granted and you will pay dearly.
How many have u come across in ur school/school
days?
Education / 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The Naija University by bundur(m): 8:43pm On Feb 02, 2015
10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The Naija
University


1.The Sadist - Most students are scared of him. He
comes to
class, threatens everyone, you rarely see him smile,
always serious with a straight face. He never gives an 'A' and
when
result comes out, his courses are always mass failure.
He is
usually the most hated lecturer.


2. The comedian - He is more or less a stand-up comedian.
Always lively, students look forward to his laughter-
filled
lectures but once taken for granted, he can be
shocking. He is
usually stingy with marks/grades.

3.The Student lecturers - Also known as Assistant
lecturers.
They usually start as errand boys to some top
lecturers in the
department, they mark exam scripts, invigilate
during tests & exams and later graduate to helping the lecturers
with some
of their lectures. They are usually hyperactive,
aggressive and
proud which usually results into a clash with the
students.

4.The Crazy Lecturer - He rarely smiles, does things in
an
unusual manner including ways of speaking(with
big
grammar like Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon), a funny
dress sense (can even wear Kito sandals). He is always REAL and
serious,
doesn't care what his students feels or think about
him, highly
unpredictable and lectures for 3/4hrs until the
students complains.


5.The Fatherly Lecturer - He is always matured,
homely,
approachable, and friendly. He takes his time to
extensively
teach his students in such a way that once you fail his course,
you know that you truly deserve to fail. He is
students'
favourite.


6.The Lazy Lecturer - He comes to class twice in a
semester (One, for course introduction & later, for revision, a
week to
Exams). He doesn't lecture nor teach, he only comes
to read
out loud while the students listen. He doesn't care if
you understand or not, and 15 or 20mins, he is done for
the day's
lecture.


7.The 'Runs' lecturer - He comes to class, gives
shabby
lectures and drop his mobile digits or his errand boy's digits
(The coded students knows what to do). # 5k for 'C',
# 8k for
'B' and # 10k for 'A' depending on the importance or
Unit of
the course.

8.The Departmental dog - Woman wrapper. He takes
advantage of any vulnerable female student, it
doesn't matter
how young she is, the sex addict just want to get laid
at the
slightest opportunity. Hide your babe, sister, daughter from
him.


9.The story teller - 90% of his lecture is the story
about his
days in the University and how serious/dedicated
they were those days + how he still consult his 1973 lecture
notebook.
He talks about how bad the Gov't and the school
management
is, especially if he is an ardent ASUU member. He
usually receive at least 10 phone calls within a lecture.


10a. The Religion fanatic (Spirikoko) - This type of
lecturer
comes to class to chip in the Gospel within his lecture,
inviting
the entire class to his church & mid week programmes. He is
always gentle but carry expo make him catch u. U go
hear
ween.

10b.The Religion fanatic (Mallam) - He comes to class
and usually separates the female students from the male
students
before his lecture begins. He looks gentle and you
won't need
to be told before you know u don't need to joke
with him. Take him for granted and you will pay dearly.
How many have u come across in ur school/school
days?
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Richest Oil Blocks Owners Exposed: Names & Detail by bundur(m): 2:36pm On Feb 02, 2015
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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Maiduguri Under Fresh Boko Haram Attack by bundur(m): 11:18pm On Feb 01, 2015
tolugar:


Good luck with your war without end.
its 4rm God we are seeking n no oda person
surely He wl b @ our rescue
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Maiduguri Under Fresh Boko Haram Attack by bundur(m): 10:08am On Feb 01, 2015
tolugar:
It's either u are enjoying it or ur re fixed to the ground.

What re u still doing there.

Since the army can't help u guys, then leave the area so that the bokites won't see anything to attack.

wat ar u saying It is d civic right for us 2 protect ur territory
d civilian JTF together with d security forces hav successfully repelled d attack
Politics / BREAKING: Maiduguri Under Fresh Boko Haram Attack by bundur(m): 8:56am On Feb 01, 2015
As I am typing I'm hearing series of explosions


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Romance / Re: Abuse Before Marriage, Should I Leave?????? by bundur(m): 1:05pm On Jan 29, 2015
Lifetitudes:
I know you are, just cant wrap my head around it. If its true then lesson number one in relationships should be "always have food ready for your man if you dont want some violence" grin

gbam
Romance / Re: Abuse Before Marriage, Should I Leave?????? by bundur(m): 10:19am On Jan 29, 2015
Lifetitudes:
So hunger is now a justification for physical violence? So if he has to fast for 7 days nko? He will murder her during his fast abi?
i am jst saying
Romance / Re: Abuse Before Marriage, Should I Leave?????? by bundur(m): 8:42am On Jan 29, 2015
A hungry man is an angry man
Politics / Re: My Horrible Experience During GEJ Campaign In Abia State. by bundur(m): 10:28am On Jan 17, 2015
callmenow:


Comedian. Daydreamer
what wld i benefit 4rm telling lies
Politics / Re: My Horrible Experience During GEJ Campaign In Abia State. by bundur(m): 9:24am On Jan 17, 2015
I also had d same experience d oda tym Mr president visited Maiduguri.
I swam in d gutter 4 coming out of my house dat day

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Jokes Etc / Re: My Open Letter To Harmattan (UGURU) by bundur(m): 7:52am On Jan 12, 2015
U cant believe Maiduguri is dis kind Cold
Family / Re: It Is Proper To Have Sex During Fasting Period? by bundur(m): 2:27pm On Jan 07, 2015
robosky02:

with the new year around. lots of churches seem to be holding fasting programme. raging from 7 days to as much as 100 days fasting. a question that was put to me by a newly wedded woman is this:

"What scriptures teach that fasting and/or refraining from sex during a fast, and/or denying oneself lovemaking to your spouse? I am a newlywed and my husband told me that when a person fasts he/she cannot have sexual relationships. You must deny your flesh of all pleasures. Is it true? What scriptures back this up?"

thus my question to the house

it is proper to have sex during fasting period?
or
what level of intimacy is ok?
or
how should one behave is is total abstannace eg for those doing 100 days?

note this is very seroius. so your contribution is vital

thanks
is d op making a statement or asking a question
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Football Supporters On Nairaland And Their Attitude. by bundur(m): 6:25am On Jan 06, 2015
Is lyk dis thread is created to insult chelsea fans
Celebrities / Re: Cute Pictures Of Fashola's Wife, Abimbola Fashola by bundur(m): 8:07pm On Jan 05, 2015
Som moi moi sellers are far better dan her bt dey cldnt make fp

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