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only one thing on my mind

let me ask google

Atlantian:
I do not feel disappointed in Buhari, because I knew aforehand that there is nothing that a man with combined attribute could offer Nigerians. He is not just ill-educated, he is also very emotional. Such person can never be a great leader. Una never chee chomching. Right now, I have been asking people why they voted Buhari and 100% of the people I ask, swear the never voted him. Who did ?

i did

gud development

never steal in Africa

mabudingashaka:
Airtel claimed they new plan data for 3GB at #1000 Naira and they said it works on any device but after I loaded the plan i find out that it's not working on my Android. This is the code *431#

i also did it but i asked for a reversal and dey reverse it after five o six days i think

my sai Baba may Allah be with u

SaintHephzibah:
There are varieties of infirmities that can really cause you an embarrassment in the public. The various of these infections are stated below.

1. SCABIES - scabies are skin infections caused by a tiny micro organism called the "itchmite"
if you have been infected by itchmite, these organism will bore thru your skin and deposit millions of eggs in your skins which will lead to irritation in your skin, private organs, armpits, bottom (nyash) leading to an extreme itch and rash, you will scratch your those aforementioned parts heavily, even in the public, when the itching seems severe, you'll scratch and scratch, causing severe embarrassment. This happened to a lady once in the road and she felt so downcasted. Scabies could be contacted through contact with the infected persons and sharing of clothes, and also through sex.


2. SORE &ITCHING THROAT - this is an extreme irritation in the throat which leads to itching inside the throats as you will find all possible means to alleviate it but all to no avail.

3. PILE - when a severe pile hits you up it will lead to a perpetual purging and defecation of blood. You will go to toilet times without number and even in the school, work or any public place, the urge to make use of the toilet is so uncontrollable.

4. BRONCHITIS/PNUEMONIA i remember vividly when i was affected by this disease, my respiratory organs had no rest as the doctor diagnosed a lung leakage in my body, this affected me through out the whole of a semester in my school. When i felt the pains of it in my lungs i will squat down and make several turns in my body to the amazement of the public viewers.

5. CATTARH - this is one of the most disgusting, irritating and nauseating infection, the release of the yellowish mucus by the mucuor membrane through the nose is so egregiously nauseating to the next person close to you. To make matters worse, if youre affected with an extreme severe catarrh, try and go out without your handkerchief.

6. HERPATITIS - if youre diagnosed with this sickness, the white of your eyes will metamorphose into yellow, your skin will look pale and you will loose much weight and you will be tantamount to an hiv patient.
These 6 aforementioned diseases are so egregious and could cause you an embarrassment in the public.
You can add yours.

nice write up op but no. 6 is Hepatitis

pdp my ass

foriz4u:
lol....op abeg how can I get dis pix I like am die... each time I try to down load pix on nl it downloads but doesn't open...pls hw do I get dis one?

pm me ur no n i wil send it through whatsapp

PMB has taken his anti corruption fight to the next level...

Anytime I spend 500 naira on irrelevant things Nnamdi Azikwe be looking at me like

Lol...It's not everybody you see walking on the street that is normal...

What is left is for him to match his skin with other things he's wearing. Lol. He probably spent days searching for matching sunglasses but couldn't find one. Lol. Stylish man!

Photo Credit : Linder Ikeji's Blog

kolexepana:
Also got an airtel tweak Load N100 and get N750

pls drop hint

I came across this photo online and I couldnt hesitate to share it with fellow Nairalanders.
Can anyone explain

This hilarious photo got me laughing...

Its harmattan everywhere and I get confused when I see people from dressing abnormal to behaving madly. And its always during this season that you see alot of mad people roaming the street.
My question to Nairalanders is does this harmattan correlates to ones mentality

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gud move fashola leads others follow

Nigerians and their rules are made to be broken mentality.

FIFA POST ON FACEBOOK
'Messi, Neymar and Ronaldo are the 3 finalists of this years
BALLON D'OR.'

Comments:

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC: LOL,ronaldo again will sit in front to
watch messi receive it.

MARIO BALOTELI: haha Zlatan,just like the way you get
invited to watch others receive the PUSKAS AWARD.

WAYNE ROONEY: Why always you Balotelli? Why always talk
shit?

JAMIE VARDY: LOOL and some people are paid £300k per
week to say only that? Waste of me.

EDEN HAZARD: lool, Vardy,it took you 28 years to come up
with that?

LUIS SUAREZ: is that you hazard? I thought you were better
than Ronaldo? You should be in that list.


PATRICE EVRA: No racism please.


IVANOVIC: Suárez sucks, like for real,he sucks,ask Chiellini.

DAVID DE GEA: LOOL,Ivanović you sound a bitter man,guess
you still mourning over the sacking of your bitch,EVA
CARNEIRO.

KARIM BENZEMA: LOOL, De Gea, do you still eat taccos?
hehe you ate taccos till you forget you were supposed to
sign for Madrid, hehe time waits for no man. Anyways its
none of my business.

ASHLEY YOUNG: HAHA, Benzema,its none of your
business,we all know your business,you sell sextapes.

JACK WILSHERE: Ashley Young you DIVED on my comment.
Was about to say that.

DIEGO COSTA:HAHAHA sick people cant think of their own
comments. Get well soon jack wilshere.

ANGEL DI MARIA: hey Costa,be a human even for once. you
like throwing silly things at everyone. its not a fight. take it
easy.

GERARD PIQUE: some people who are controlled by their
wives like di maria should not contribute in men issues.

DALEY BLIND: haha Pique,.shakira controls you like a kid,we
all see that everyday.


MESUT OZIL: LOOL, blind,so you can also see things?


ROBIN VAN PERSIE: OZIL always the generous one,always
assisting other,now you want to assist blind with part of your
big eyes?

ARSENE WENGER: LOOOOL,van persie is that you,how old is
the little boy inside you this days? Is he still crying?


JOSE MOURIHNO:I was waiting for the specialist in
failure,always whining about nothing.


VAN GAAL: MOURIHNO are you complaining or blaming
someone?


PEP GUARDIOLA: HAHAHA i was just PASSING AROUND,then i
saw van gaal's comment,i PASSED out.anyway,let me pass
on.

DAVID MOYES: i have no clue what is going on here? is there
any vacant club? I am jobless.


ROMAN ABRAMOVICH: hey moyes,hit my inbox
pap,we talk business.


BRENDAN ROGDERS: I too,am looking for a club.

STEVEN GERRARD: hahaha who will employ you?

JOHN TERRY: ouch gerrard,you so mean,but guess that
SLIPED from your head too.

WAYNE BRIDGE: hey guys tell your girlfriends to log off,john
terry is here.

tripplephi:
How to remove Samsung's region lock
First off, the region lock really isn't as scary as it sounds. European Samsung smartphones are region-locked, but only to the UK and countries within Europe (Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Cyprus, Czech, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland and Croatia), plus a few non-EU countries (Albania, Andorra, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Macedonia, Monaco, Montenegro, San Marino, Serbia and Vatican City).
If you're going anywhere else, say the US, and you need to use your Samsung phone with a local SIM, you can deactivate the region lock by first placing (or receiving) a five-minute call within one of the approved countries.
The US version, incidentally, is region-locked to the North, South and Central Americas and the Caribbean. To use it outside those areas you can remove the region locking by first placing (again, or receiving) a five-minute call within one of those territories.
Should you have any problems removing the region lock Samsung can do it for you through one of its support centres. In the UK you can discover your closest support centre by visiting http://www.samsung.com/uk/support/servicelocation/.
If your Samsung phone is rooted, you can also remove the region lock by downloading and installing the RegionLockAway app from Chainfire at XDA Developers. The download link is given in the second post there. Note that this workaround was developed and tested on the Note 3.
get the software here o http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=2470551

pls can u help me i wil send u my details

To all the gurus in the house my father bought me a samsung grand prime from Saudi Arabia but to my dismay its region locked. What that means is that the phone only works in the Middle East and North Africa or a cumulative five minutes of call must be made from a sim issued from that region.
Please can anyone help me on how to unlock it.

Reform it

‘Ashura’ commemorates the day that
Allah saved the Children of Israel from
Pharaoh. Fasting on Muharram 10, known as the
Day of ‘Ashura’, expiates for the sins of
the past year. When the Prophet (peace
and blessings be upon him) arrived in
Madinah in 622 CE, he found that the
Jews there fasted on Muharram 10 and asked them the reason for their fasting
on this day. They said,” This is a blessed
day. On this day Allah saved the Children
of Israel from their enemy (in Egypt) and
so Prophet Musa [Moses] fasted on this
day giving thanks to Allah.”
The Prophet (peace and blessings be
upon him) said, “We are closer to Musa than you are.” He fasted on that day and commanded
Muslims to fast on this day. (Al-Bukhari)

The following year, Allah commanded
the Muslims to fast the month of
Ramadan, and the fasting of ‘Ashura’
became optional. It is also reported that the Prophet (peace and blessings be
upon him) intended to fast on the ninth
and tenth.
Ibn ‘Abbas reported: The
Messenger of Allah fasted on the day of
‘Ashura’ and ordered the people to fast
on it. The people said, “O Messenger of Allah, it is a day that the Jews and
Christians honor.” The Prophet said,
“When the following year comes, Allah
willing, we shall fast on the ninth.” The
death of the Prophet came before the
following year. (Muslim and Abu Dawud).
Thus, according to scholars, you may
choose to fast ‘Ashura’ on three days
(ninth, tenth, and eleventh); two days
(ninth and tenth); or one day only (the
tenth). The Prophet (peace and
blessings be upon him) said, “Fasting the day of ‘Ashura’ (is of great merits), I
hope that Allah will accept it as an
expiation for (the sins committed in) the
previous year.” (Muslim). But this
expiation of minor sins comes only if
you avoid major sins. It is a big mistake to rely on fasting a single day to “wipe
your slate clean.” If you neglect your
daily Prayers or the fast of Ramadan, or if
you backbite, lie, commit adultery or
other major sins, fasting on ‘Ashura’
alone will not atone for your sins.
The great scholar Ibn Al-Qayyim Al-
Jawziyya wrote:
This misguided person does not know
that fasting in Ramadan and praying five
times a day are much more important
than fasting on the Day of Arafah and the Day of ‘Ashura’, and that they
expiate for the sins between one
Ramadan and the next, or between one
Friday and the next, so long as one
avoids major sins. But they cannot
expiate for minor sins unless one also avoids major sins; when the two things
are put together, they have the strength
to expiate for minor sins. Among those
deceived people may be one who thinks
that his good deeds are more than his
sins, because he does not pay attention to his bad deeds or check on his sins,
but if he does a good deed he
re members it and relies on it. This is like the one who seeks Allah’s
forgiveness with his tongue (that is, by
words only), and glorifies Allah by
saying “subhan Allah” one hundred
times a day, then he backbites about the
Muslims and slanders their honor, and speaks all day long about things that are
not pleasing to Allah. This person is
always thinking about the virtues of his
saying “subhan Allah” and saying “la
ilaha illa Allah” but he pays no attention
to what has been reported concerning those who backbite, tell lies, and slander
others, or commit other sins of the
tongue. They are completely deceived.
You may hear of some
customs associated with ‘Ashura’ such as cooking and eating certain foods on
that day, wearing kohl or henna, or
even merrymaking. Others consider this
a day of mourning and wailing in honor
of the Prophet’s grandson Al-Husayn,
who was killed in battle on that day. The scholar Ibn Taymiyah stated that all of these are bid’ahs
(reprehensible innovations) that should
be avoided.
Take advantage of this
opportunity to bring yourself closer to
Allah on ‘Ashura’ by fasting and praying for forgiveness.

Source : www.islamicity.org/7914/fasting-the-day-of-ashura/

JazakAllahu Khairan

neocortex:
So you can fall for this cheap photoshop no question asked ? This says a lot about our educational system.

our educational level ke. Which course dey teach photoshoping

I just saw this news and couldn't belive it.

shakaZuIlu:
just noticed recently how Nigerian army talk too much like a woman nowadays while bokoharam do their own talking with guns, bombs and matches with hundreds killed.

COAS just said that they are winning bokoharam the next day shekau replied and our snake charmer COAS said shekau was just bluffing then the next day shekau backed the bluffing up with thousands of death by innocent people

just yesterday COAS claimed over 200 bokoharam surrendered on Twitter without any pictorial evidence or any evidence only for me to wake up now and see this thread a perfect reply from shekau.

https://www.nairaland.com/2624973/many-dead-50-houses-razed


now my question is between Nigerian army and shekau who's bluffing?

in my own opinion this is the most dumb illiterate COAS ever in strategy or maybe he's just following the footsteps of his ogas via photograph and media propaganda thereby thinking that propaganda will win or destroy terrorism.


Apc is in a deep shiit because if they think that ruling Nigeria is like campaigning where propaganda is the order of the day then they are in a long thing because you can never rule Nigeria with propaganda because it won't last. people are now wiser with facts in their palm


now they have successfully degraded the Army to a mere talking market women.
am not in anyway celebrating the death of my fellow humans but Apc propaganda stinks and the earlier Nigerians start talking the better. thank God many people are now seeing things themselves.
a friend of mine told me that this current Apc are nothing but sophisticated and rebranded old pdp.

cc
Chukwudi44
phockphockman
FireFire
Temitemi1
dearpreye
barcanista
truckpusher
Mogidi
MizMyColi

come to Maiduguri if u are a man and see for urself how gallant dis army are..
I really hail dem cox dey are fighting hard only for us to sleep well.

D wait shld b ova sha

Can anyone remember this See how time flies.