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sleekchic:
Hello All,

I just need to vent for a second. I am preparing for IELTS in January and I am finding listening practice test rather challenging. I have done over 40 tests on YouTube. My issue is that I don't even know which ones are real because when I do the ones posted by some channels I rarely get higher than 34, they are wickedly difficult but when I do the ones by some other channels I always get 39 or 40 and I feel they are too easy. It's confusing, how do I know which ones are real? They all have similar patterns and voice recordings.
I really need to improve my listening. My husband that I am the one that tells him what they say in Oyinbo films(he doesn't hear their accent) is even getting higher scores in d practice tests. Any tips Pls helep.

What practice tests have you been using? so we know what to recommend.

Congratulations @deeore. All the hard work and persistence has paid off.

Please i need to ask about the International Credential Evaluation; I read on a thread to only evaluate the highest credential. For me this will be my MSc. But will I get more points if i evaluate my BSc as well? Sorry if this has been answered already.

johncozy:
@burn Lagos?? i don't live there, i have no idea!

Got mine from a friend in d states.
But i know someone in abeokuta who sells local breeds.
i don't know if he's still in the business anyway!

Do u hv a favorite breed?

I don't have a favorite breed. The only cat i had was a Chausie back in the uk. I wont mind having a bengal or maybe a fat lazy persian.

@Johncozy, any idea where I can get a cat? They are so hard to find in Lagos. Its like only northerners really appreciate those creatures.

johncozy:
Why do people hate cats so much *crying*
and its mostly because of d spiritual shit attached to dem.
if you come across cat breeds like Turkish angora, Persian, Napoleon, Turkish van, Ragdoll, Devon rex, Toyger, just to mention few. You gonna love dem!
i have just two kittens(5 months old)...they r so cute,luv em!!
Most cat breeds here r kinda ugly nd have wild faces.
that's a napoleon cat nd turkish van underneath.
you may find dem irritating,ugly....to me they are the best!!!


btw, do u knw turkish vans love to swim and play with water?
chaiiii be like say na only me love cats here
bless up!

Funnicator: o kay we get it bt wat if 20 minis pounding cnt get her happy yeah?

Well, I cannot kill myself. The only solutions is to put my 20minutes performance on repeat. So She gets 2 Or 3 rounds of fun. Or She can use her toys, I don't mind

Is it okay for your girlfriend to be close and constantly in touch with her ex?
My girlfriend tells me that her ex calls her every day. And he wants her back. But She assures me not to worry that she's over him.
I trust her But I dont want to take chances. I don't want to sound jealous and overprotective but at the same time I don't want to sit back while someone Will snatch my girlfriend.

I really Will like your opinions on this. Thanks.

[color=#006600][/color] where am I carrying her to na? I Will carry her in my car, on my bike, inside plane and now you want me to physically carry her in the room like a porn star. Biko, if you have the strength proceed. Me I Will do the one my power can carry. The other day some guys were bragging about having sex for 3hours. Hian! I said me I Will do 20 minutes of passionate love-making, shikena! I'm happy and she's happy. The End!

Hi, I'm having a bit of a challenge with my HP Pavilion DV6000 laptop. i believe a few sectors of the harddisk are bad. And my windows 7 OS has been affected. However i have successfully installed Ubuntu. What I want to do now is access the files on the windows partition or image the harddisk.

Well, IMO some girls are Naive and think they are in love but some others just want to enjoy the attention and being spoilt by guys, they really can't give a flying F if he's going to take off tomorrow. They will enjoy today and deal with tomorrow when it comes

And sometimes its even the other way round. Some guys are used by girls and they think they are in love. Awww... sniff sniff. NOT

Well, I check her face, her curves and her ring finger to know if she is married. If she is single then i move in and give it a shot. Dazall!

Not everybody wants kids. Maybe most africans do but in Europe and America there are quite a number of people who only get married for companionship. They just want to be with their partner for the rest of their life.

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You can get some info from there!

@Attaka, FD - Una dey here? Abeg, return to muguarena!

Hello People,

I kinda need the Adobe CS4 suite. can anyone help with this? I'm in Lagos, currently work with zain but wanna change my career to graphic design.
Wouldnt mind the totorials as well.

Thanks.

Opportunity to work with the Lagos branch of a Kuwaiti based Audit and Risk Management Firm in Ikoyi.

The position is for a Senior Consultant
Requirements:
Minimum of 3 years audit experience.
Bsc in Accounting or other related course.
Not above 30years.
send ur CV to ayodele_sho@yahoo.co.uk. with sunbject - INTERNAL AUDIT APPLICATION

Offer closes May 14.

New Telecoms company looking for content manager.
If you have the following qualification please send cv to ayodele_sho@yahoo.co.uk

• Sound knowledge of IT &Internet
• Display strong knowledge in modern trend in mobile phones(ring tones, games,)
• e-commerce, M-commerce
• The ideal candidate could have worked for a large website or social networking site e.g. Google, yahoo, msn, Facebook,
• MySpace, etc
• The candidate must be an active user of sites like MySpace, Facebook, etc
• Must be Microsoft Certified and must have Windows Mobile 6.0 or 6.5 experience

3-5 years experience and not above 35yrs

CT1575 - Specialist, Product Integration

Operator: Celtel Nigeria Job Family: Finance
Department: Finance Section: Not Applicable

Goal of the Job:



To institute and implement sound revenue assurance whilst ensuring that all products, services and tariffs are accurately integrated on all the billing systems to avoid revenue loss.

Role description:



ü Organize and implement the scheduling of new products/services into the RM environment

ü Implement the integration activities of new products and services affecting the RM environment.

ü Interface with Product Development departments in respect of integrating new products/services.

ü Quality assurance of all new and re-engineered products and services

ü Ensure that changes impacting on prepaid and postpaid billing services comply with company’s project and change management policies and procedures; thus guaranteeing the continuity of product/service integrity

ü Interface with the new product development and customer care units in respect of new products/services/tariff integration.

ü Implement feasibility studies on product descriptions/Evaluate all new products/services concept documents.

ü Organize and integrate new products/services/tariffs on all billing systems, in accordance with approved policies and procedures.

ü Organize and implement the integration of new products and services in order not to affect existing products/services/tariffs negatively.

ü Ensure and implement sound revenue assurance around all WASP services.

ü Ensure the integrity of our billing systems in respect to the integration of products and services

ü Post-launch management of all launched products/services/tariffs.

ü Produce periodic and ad-hoc reports on all levels of product integration as required by management.

ü Ensure accurate, relevant and reliable reports relating to launched services/products are produced within defined timelines.

ü PI documentation - preparation and control of soft and hard copies.



Requirement for Candidate:





1 Qualification



ü The successful candidates must possess a good first degree.



2 Experience



ü Minimum of 3 years relevant experience

ü Knowledge of business processes with a minimum of 2 years in GSM business.

ü Extensive knowledge and understanding of Celtel products and services.

ü Ability to analyze trends, carry out feasibility studies, indepth research and produce management reports is desirable.

ü At least 3 years of relevant work experience utilising knowledge gained from formal Training and/or professional qualifications in a leading industry standard

ü Project Management Methodology or internal Project Management standard within a major multinational organisation, is required.

ü Participation in projects over a period of at least 1 year.





3 Attributes

ü Proficient in the use of MS-Project, Excel, Word etc

ü Strong ethics

ü Confident

ü Ability to work under pressure

ü High Analytical skill

ü Good Communication Skill

ü Methodical, Assertive & Disciplined

http://www.careersatceltel.com/careers/celtel/intranet/VacancyList.aspx?CompanyID=36&BusinessUnitID=272&DivisionID=0&CityID=0&Keyword=

You can mail me for more info - afrohenchman@yahoo.com

Hi People,

I met my new girlfriend a few years back and we have been dating since then.
She had told me that she was circumcised but I didn't think much of it.
Last night was steaming with passion and romance so we decide to make love for the first time.
The pre-intimacy was good, all the teasing and touching, then we started the session- I thought I was very good in bed and expected her to tell me when she was tired but "NO". She just kept going and asking for more. Ok, I went on (10mins), (20mins), (45mins), I "came" but she was still asking for more. I couldn't give her any more. I was spent, exhausted. There was nothing I could do, even if i wanted to.
Just this morning I decided to search the internet for information and discovered that the process of circumcision involves removing the sensitive part of the female Instruments.
I had sex with my girlfriend for the first time a few days back and realised that she was circumcised.

I think this is really going to affect our relationship. I'm not sure i can cope with such demand for sex. She even told me that she had only experienced an orgasm twice in her life.

Does anyone have any advice for me? and what are the implications of such circumcision? How does it affect childbirth?

Any advice will be appreciated.

Telltoo or whatever your name is. I don't really like the way you sounded in ur mail.
It's good that you're doing a lot of work. But you need to understand that MEN ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS
We speak different languages.
If you were telling all your stories about time management and budget constraint to a man, he would easily understand but this is a woman and one that you claim to love. You must devise the most effective means of communicating with her. You can't just keep doing what you feel is right and expact her to understand. No my brother, it does not work that way. Your case is a rather critical one, something very little can wreck it if ur not careful.
And do not push her into the hands of another man. We men are like wolves and believe me, there are so many waiting to pounce on ur gurl. But if you feel you can't put in the extra effort to make ur relationship work then i think this is the best time to quit. Like I always say: "BETTER A FAILED RELATIONSHIP THAN A FAILED MARRIAGE".
GOD BE WITH YOU!!!

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Revenue Accountant
Division: Finance
Location: Lagos
Status: Full Time




Accounts Officers
Division: Finance
Location: Lagos
Status: Full Time

The key responsibility of the Accounts’ Officers is to assist the Accounts Manager in the preparation of final accounts and general accounting and finance duties.






Purchasing Officer and Logistics Officer
Division: Finance
Location: Lagos
Status: Full Time

The Purchasing and Logistic Officer are responsible for the purchasing and delivery of the airline’s maintenance materials.






Web Administrator
Division: Finance
Location: Lagos
Status: Full Time
The Web Administrator is responsible for the operation and management of the organisations internet and intranet websites.




Flight Operations




Captain - Bombardier CRJ series / Boeing 737 - 300 / Hawker 800
Division: Flight Operations
Location: Lagos
Status: Full time
The Captain is responsible for the safe conduct of the flight assigned. The Captain must comply with the schedules and other directives governing the aircrafts operation as well as the company policies and procedures laid down by Arik Air. It is important that the Captain has the ability to act with tact and diplomacy whilst ensuring an efficient and safe flight.




First Officers – Bombardier CRJ series / Boeing 737 - 300 / Hawker 800
Division: Flight Operations
Location: Lagos
Status: Full time
The First Officer is responsible for supporting the Captain in delivery of a safe and efficient flight.




Cadets
Division: Flight Operations
Location: Lagos
Status: Full time
Arik Air will introduce a cadet programme and therefore also encourage applications from pilots with a minimum of 300 hours fixed wing.




Ground Operations




Scheduling and Planning Manager
Division: Ground Operations
Location: Lagos
Status: Full Time
The Scheduling and Planning Manager is responsible for generating significant revenue and reducing operating costs by deciding which market to serve, how often, when to fly and which type of aircraft to assign to a specific route.




Maintenance




Quality Manager
Division: Maintenance
Location: Lagos
Status: Full Time

The Quality Manager is responsible for the development of the safety systems and procedures that will ensure Arik Air adopts a safe culture within its rapidly expanding environment.






Head of Purchasing and Logistics
Division: Maintenance
Location: Lagos
Status: Full Time
Reporting to the Director, Maintenance you are expected to be a NCAA licensed engineer who will manage Arik Air's aircraft spares operation and be responsible for the following departments: Aircraft Spares, Purchasing, Logisitcs and Stores.




Licensed Engineers – B1 Airframe and Engines and B2 Avionics
Division: Technical
Location: Lagos
Status: Full time
Reporting to the Line Maintenance Manager, the licenced Engineers will certify the Arik fleet of B737-300, CRJ 200 and CRJ 900 aircraft types in both Line and Base maintenance.




Mechanics – Airframe, Engines and Avionics
Division:
Location: Lagos
Status: Full time
The mechanics will work on the Arik fleet under the supervision of the certifying engineers. Their role will focus mainly on B737-300, CRJ 200 and CRJ 900 aircrafts.




Aircraft Planners
Division:
Location: Lagos
Status: Full-time
Reporting to the Line Maintenance Manager, the Aircraft Planners (Line and Base) will be responsible for both the routine and non routine maintenance of the Arik fleet of aircraft.








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You would make a lot of money if you have a lot of experiance.
Quite frankly, you will need approximately 5yrs of IS Auditing, Security or Control work experience before you can apply for the Certificate. So passing the exam is just the 1st step.
My advice: get a relevant job first and then take the exam.
God be with you

Now, this is the Babcock Chick I was talking about.

There's this particular video I want to post. It was a BAbcock University girl stripping in her hostel. and there's 1 I'm looking for; Sum nasty dude screwing a Unilag chic. I've got the first on my phone, I just need to transfer to my system and them upload it. Will do it soon. Cheers