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pators: such a cute n low memory luncher...


so much beauty in one launcher

wat's d name of your launcher, pls?

majalisa: if is till we meet to part no more pls culd u will d N3 to me.I go bring am come giv u there

Written by Sab. O Abu Hanifah on facebook.
THE ABC's OF THE AGEING & SICKNING YOUTH''
A is for Arthritis,
the goodbye to Athletics.
B is for Backeria,
Sometimes caught in a Cafeteria.
C is for Chest-Pains, Corned Beef or Cardiac
Strains?
D is for Dental decay,
Romove the Teeth, avoid Mental Display.
E is for Eyesight,
can't read the top line, you're loosing your
Foresight.
F is for fissures and fluid Retention,
Like the seisure or food Congestion.
G is for Gas (which I'd rather not mention--
and not to forget other gastrointestinal
Glitches),
Sometimes your throat mirror like a Glas.
H is high blood Pressure,
this time, no more Pleasure.
I is for itches, and lots of Incisions,
You keep scratching without Precision.
J is for joints, that now fail to Flex,
hmmmn, a little pain, multiple Vex.
L is for Libido--(what happened to sex?)
you are like the weak Ronaldo.
Wait! I forgot about K!
K is for the knees that cracks from Time to
Time,
a sound way to know you've past your Prime.
M; isn't it for Malaria?
. . .it's everywhere, including Australia!
N is for Nerve (pinched) and neck (stiff) and
Neurosis,
you have little to look at the new Oasis.
O is for osteo-for all the bones that Cracks,
Now you're like the burnt power-packs.
P is for prescriptions, that cost a small
Fortune,
the small fortune is an obvious misFortune.
Q is for Queasiness. Fatal or just the Flu?
Now you know the root of your Dizziness.
Hmmmmmn . . .
R is for Reflex--one meal turns into Two,
sure, you've lost the real-Flex.
S is for Sleepless-Nights,
counting fears on endless Frights!
T is for Tinnitus--you hear bells in your Ears,
and the word 'terminal' also rings too Near.
U is for Urinary and its difficulties that Flows,
You keep praying the pain Slows.
V is for Vertigo, as life spins-by,
now you begin to ask why?
W is Worry,
As people keep telling you Sorry.
X is for X-ray,
to know if your health has-Strayed!!!
Y is for Yellow Fever,
your eyes turn a sikning Silver,
Z is for Zest,
for surviving remains your real Quest!!!
Dear ageing YOUTH,
Make use of your health before the arrival of
ill-health, utilize your youthfulness before Old
age bringforth your last Debt; I mean before
you give up your last Breath.

tbaba1234: This is incorrect.

The prophet can and has been seen in dreams. Always try to verify the information, you give out.

The below is Islamqa.

Praise be to Allaah.

Firstly:

It should be noted that it is possible for a person to see the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) in a dream, and that the Shaytaan cannot appear in the image of the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him), but he could appear in another form and claim that he is the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him).

It was narrated that Abu Hurayrah said: I heard the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) say: “Whoever sees me in a dream will see me when he is awake; the Shaytaan cannot take my shape.”

(Narrated by al-Bukhaari, 6592; Muslim, 2266).

According to a report narrated by Ahmad (3400): The Shaytaan cannot resemble me.”

Al-Haafiz Ibn Hajar said:

We have narrated it with a complete isnaad from Ismaa’eel ibn Ishaaq al-Qaadi from Sulaymaan ibn Harb – who was one of the shaykhs of al-Bukhaari –from Hammaad ibn Zayd from Ayyoob who said: If a man told Muhammad (meaning Ibn Sireen) that he had seen the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) [in a dream], he would say, “Describe to me the one whom you saw.” If he gave a description that he did not recognize, he would say, “You did not see him.” Its isnaad is saheeh, and I have found another report which corroborates it. Al-Haakim narrated via ‘Aasim ibn Kulayb (who said), my father told me: I said to Ibn ‘Abbaas, “I saw the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) in a dream.” He said, “Describe him to me.” He said, “I mentioned al-Hasan ibn ‘Ali and said that he looked like him.” He said, “You did indeed see him.” Its isnaad is jayyid.

Fath al-Baari, 12/383, 384.

With regard to those who say that the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) may appear in all forms [in dreams], quoting as evidence the report narrated by Ibn Abi ‘Aasim from Abu Hurayrah, that the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Whoever sees me in a dream has indeed seen me, for I may be shown in all forms” – this hadeeth is da’eef (weak).

Al-Haafiz Ibn Hajar said:

Its isnaad includes Saalih the freed slave of al-Taw’amah, who is da’eef (weak) who became confused (in old age), and this is a report from someone who heard it after he became confused.

Fath al-Baari, 12/384.

Secondly:

What is mentioned in the question about having seen the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) as a young man or a child is possible, but it is also subject to the conditions mentioned above, which is that he should look as he would have looked at that age.

Al-Haafiz Ibn Hajar said:

The phrase “[the Shaytaan] cannot” indicates that although Allaah gave him the ability to appear in any form he wants, He does not allow him to appear in the form of the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him). This was the opinion of a group who said concerning the hadeeth: What this refers to is when a person sees him as he really looked.

Some of them restricted it even further and said: He must see him as he looked when he died, so he must even take into consideration the number of his white hairs which was no more than twenty.

The correct view is that he may be seen at any age or in any condition, so long as he appears as he really looked at any time, whether as a youth, in the prime of manhood, in old age or any other time of his life.

Fath al-Baari, 12/386.

Thirdly:

Once this is understood, it is possible for the Shaytaan to come to a person in his sleep and claim to be the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him), if he comes in a form other than the way in which Allaah formed him at all stages of his life.

The fact that there was a voice like in old times, or very handsome men, or someone who said “Muhammad (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him)” has nothing to do with seeing the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) in his true form.

And Allaah knows best.

Very good response. Jazaakallahu khayran

lanrexlan: It was narrated that Abu Hurayrah said: I heard the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) say:“Whoever sees me in adream will see me when he is awake; the Shaytaan cannot take my shape.” (Narrated by al-Bukhaari, 6592; Muslim, 2266)

Narrated Anas:The Prophet said,“Whoever has seen me in a dream then no doubt,he has seen me,for Satan cannot imitate my shape. [Sahih Bukhari -Book #87, Hadith #123]

Narrated Abu Huraira:I heard the Prophet saying,“Whoever sees me in adream will see me in his wakefulness,and Satan cannot imitate me in shape.”Abu ‘Abdullah said, “Ibn Sirin said,Only if he sees the Prophet in his (real) shape.’”[Sahih Bukhari - Book #87, Hadith #122]

that is, his real self.

Sissie: Shaytan can't appear in the form of prophet muhammad (SAW) in a dream.
the question is did the people really dream about the prophet?

You can't imagine a person putting on agbada or skinny trousers claiming he is the prophet .. Many people don't really know the prophet(his look)

Islam has turned into a religion where people back their ideas/worship with dreams. And they can't apply such claim in their worldly dealings. E.g No worker or manager can sell a goods that worth N20 N10 simply because his boss told him in his dream to sell it N10.Even a young child will rebuke him for that, but why do will toy/play with our religion in such a silly manner.
Note: Anybody(shayton) can appear to us in our dream and claim to be the prophet whereas he isn't.

truthman2012: You must be an illiterate person because your answer is totally off-point. Fear what, when God is on my side? It is in islam they have fears as slaves, children have no reason to fear.

I only pity the the person who wants to join a false religion. He will be very unfortunate to do so. All we can do is to warn him and if he refuses that is his problem.
Islam is yet to see any growth, unless the last day prophecies are not fulfilled - ''many shall be deceived''.

I no get ya time

[quote author=debokaz]ibrodex: DATE: SATURDAY, JULY 27, 2013
VENUE: JARUS' PLACE, AJAH, LAGOS (full address to be communicated later)
TIME: 4:30pm - 8pm

ATTENDEES

1. Jarus
2. Pelummy
3. Mutta
4. WaleLamina
5. Tunyus
6. Cherish
7. Kunleee
8. Showbouy
9.Thirty
10. Ibrodex
11.Debokaz
12.Jide4lagos
13.busar
May Allah be with us
Readonenaire says he's no more attending.

[quote author=busar][/quote]

Jarus: NAIRALANDERS' IFTAR - SEASON 5

DATE: SATURDAY, JULY 27, 2013
HOST: JARUS
VENUE: OPPOSITE SHEU'S MOSQUE, HARMONY ESTATE,LANGBASA, AJAH, LAGOS

Description:
Public transport: From CMS, Obalende, Oshodi or anyhwere, board a bus going to Ajah; drop at Ajah last bus stop/ Ajah roundabout; cross the road to the left and ask of where to join bus/keke marwa going to Langbasa; join Langbasa bus/keke and stop at Langbasa junction; From Langbasa junction, take a bike, and tell the bike man you're going to Sheu's central Mosque inside Harmony Estate; venue is the brown storey building adjacent the mosque. Call 07036442913 when you're lost or around.

Driving: From anywhere to Ajah roundabout; at Ajah roundabout, rotate 270' and turn to left if coming from Lekki/VI(or ask of Addo road from r/about). Drive to the end of Addo Road; when you get to the terminal roundabout (Addo r/about), turn 180' to another road (Langbasa road); drive straight down to Langbasa junction and ask of Harmony estate (which is right of Langbasa junction). Drive straight into the estate and ask of Sheu's mosque. Venue is the brown storey building in front of the mosque. Call 07036442913 for any assistance.

TIME: 4:30pm - 8pm

CONFIRMED ATTENDEES

1. Jarus
2. Pelummy
3. Mutta
4. WaleLamina
5. Tunyus
6. Cherish
7. Kunleee
8. Showbouy
9. Readonenaire
10. Thirty
11. Ibrodex
12.Debokaz

The more the merrier. We had 20+ attendees last year. We need more brothers and sisters to register their intention. May Allah be with us

check the list above very well. It's more than this.

This 'people' get problem o. Why the fear

I use the domestic one and i service, repair,fix etc myself .I have been using it for over 10 years now.

kokozain: Am fully in ilorin planning for my nikkah on August 24th. And tryin to see if we can host here in ilorin. I opened a thread for it.

May Allah put barkah in it and make it successful. Venue of nikkah nko? Abi u no want make we come ni

May be you guys should go for the list first by visiting local masaajid before the distributing day. And informing the imams of the chosen masaajid also will make it more easier. Insha Allah

busar: When is the form closing

answer pls!

[quote author=ibrodex]DATE: SATURDAY, JULY 27, 2013
VENUE: JARUS' PLACE, AJAH, LAGOS (full address to be communicated later)
TIME: 4:30pm - 8pm

ATTENDEES

1. Jarus
2. Pelummy
3. Mutta
4. WaleLamina
5. Tunyus
6. Cherish
7. Kunleee
8. Showbouy

10. Thirty
11. Ibrodex
12.busar
13.jide4lagos
13.Debokaz
Indicate your interest in attending by adding your name to the list.

Where is kokozain and majaror?
Readonenaire says he's no more attending.

Morning guys, pls i need the past que in pdf format. Ismail_busar@yahoo.com tanx in advance. Monday things

Is it unlimited with Droidvpn?

When is the form closing

9free: Without BIS or Bundle?

with bis na

9free: Abeg, make una put me in the know.

First dl droidvpn frm here

http://droidvpn.com/download.php#

abt 1.5mb after d dl on dis link create acct frm dere just put in ur email address dey will send u ur password
dl tun.ko frm here http://filedir.com/android/tools/tun-ko-installer-download-2312344.html

after dl open it tick ur kernel version alone den click instal till u get tun.ko install successful nd loaded 2 sdcard
open ur droid vpn goto acct detail nd login

den inside ur droidvpn settings connect wiv icmp
choose any free server den click connect
change ur apn to blackberry.net that is wat m using nw

Deblow: Guyz I think we gat to be modest and disciplined in the way we post success on this thread. We are all living witnesses to the happenings recently when mtn wielded the big stick and blocked the bis on android in one fell swoop. Now pls if the droidvpn is working for u I think it is just reasonable to say it works and keep quiet instead of the provocative words like "see speed, 28mb per second" etc. Let us be modest in success and allow this stuff to last I beg

9free: Bros , talk truth....
Procedure......

Have you not heard ?

That guy is an attention seeker, just ignore him

iDROID: BADDEST MOD you guys should heed my advice or quit making crappy ROMS for people ! If I wanted to make a ROM for tn3, I would but I don't deal with Tecno phones.

Guy this ain't the way to criticise o.Besides no one has created a rom for the tecnocrats on nairaland except this guys. Infact they are really trying. And if u think you got better one why not post it instead of spoiling people's work with your mouth. E no dey pay o

twaintoy: Must it be a rooted phone? My S3 is not rooted. Plz, is there any other solution?

i think so

Tomi247: My android is rooted and i got the tun.ko and droidvpn,the problem i have is that the droidvpn won't even connect,can someone help me pls ,thanks

tick only the kennel and leave the rest unticked in tun. Ko. And also tick icm in the protocol of droidvpn . Shikena

My fone is rooted, i av dowldd vpn but it ain't working o . Any help pls

9free: Nothing shall separate my TN3 and Mokee....whatever the bug!!!

Let me still stick with Eblak for now . All this Complaints is scary for a learner, perhaps when it's fixed i go port back o

[quote author=max_ben]done, check ur emails...[/quote]please send to ismail_busar@yahoo.com