Smellymouth: 6 goals for unintelligent Lukaku in 2018 meanwhile intelligent Morata with PhD in the Striking department has kept 11 straight clean sheets and is still yet to score in 2018.
Tears running down some people's cheeks..
First Touch FC
My guy, the 911 Jam-body Tipper is good enough for me, just like Sexual Healing is to Marvin Gaye. If he likes, let him have no touch at all or last touch. His goal output is better.
No-rata just dey fall for ground, dey collect card for dissent upandan.
afrodoc2: Please has anybody seen NiLLiList? Poor guy must feel so down today, I want to eLevate his mood cos his patience with scrubs like Bakayoko and Norata must have reached its eLastic limit.
Imagine arranging party on a thread only to have the gate slammed in your face. NiLLiList don't be disheartened, your eLeda is not sleeping, your L shaddai will not abandon you. We are all praying for you, and looking forward to the Barca vs Chelsea match which promises to be an L classico.
afrodoc2: Please has anybody seen NiLLiList? Poor guy must feel so down today, I want to eLevate his mood cos his patience with scrubs like Bakayoko and Norata must have reached its eLastic limit.
Imagine arranging party on a thread only to have the gate slammed in your face. NiLLiList don't be disheartened, your eLeda is not sleeping, your L shaddai will not abandon you. We are all praying for you, and looking forward to the Barca vs Chelsea match which promises to be an L classico.
diggz: Fvckers congrats....good game from you scumcvnts last night.... hopefully you will start dropping points soon blaady scumwats.
@ Weyrey leyqute....eph da eph1 phuckinino .... Bushwickbill aka bushbaby......... fvck you cvnts very much....thank you!!
Bye for now scummies!
Go and prepare for the assault on your backsides from Barcelona by buying a jar of Vaseline to soothe your backsides instead of worrying about us.
We are 9 points ahead of you, while you are facing a reality of Thursday night football in places like Ostersund, Vladikavkaz, Helsingborgs and Mitjilland.
We are fine thank you.
Next time you will be civil and have some decorum, instead of trolling unnecessarily like some newly incubated mosquitoes.
afrodoc2: Siddon there. It is no coincidence that he moved from Lagos to London and his childhood club was Leicester.
If you used to read his diary you would notice that he painted a picture of a Lascivious character. If you find that word difficult to pronounce you can substitute with Lewd, Lecherous, Libidinous, Lustful, Licentious, Lubricious.
P.S And if you find me oquacious today it is because NiLLiList took the L. The poor guy is currently in L fire.
LMAO. Dude must be a fan of ELLen Degeneres
Early morning quiz.
Please spot as many L's in this post above within 60 seconds.
First prize is a pair of Nike Airmax trainers.
Second prize is an all-expenses paid trip to the Samarian Wilderness to see John the Baptist
Third prize is a bag of premium, weevil-free beans.