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fredoooooo:
Lackasset is Bae
Miki no assist today
Mugus
Down down that's where you belong

Actually these foools have been stuck in 6th. Mediocre side. Leave them there. They have acquired that position as permanent residents.
They beat haplessEverton and were rejoicing, forgetting that Mkhi na fraudulent ghost. He exhausted his quota of assists for the season against Everton. Oya wey d Mkhi-Auba connection come hide?
When United decides to giveArsenal a reject, they start going Gaga.

afrodoc2:
There is no point having parties on that desolate thread. Whenever Arsenal loses, instead of parties people should just give alms to the poor or carry out some other philanthropic activity.

Lol.
Dis Dockie don come again.

But you are correct oh.

Is just dat I don't know the charity that will accept alms in the name of Arsenal losing.

See Wenger's philosophy abeg.
Shift Aubameyang left to accommodate misfiring Cassette tape.
I question anyone who believes going to Arsenal is an upward career move.

MRTA7:
If Arsenal know what's good for them, they should only start Mhki in matches against smaller teams. Any half decent team and you might as well start with 10 players.

Exactly.
Against Chelsea City Liverpool even Arsenal dude didn't do anything for us. Na to dey score with fluke kick vs Sunderland na im sabi.

I have no regrets seeing the back of his droopy face.
We were scammed into buying the fraud. Let him go and be attacking with Arsenal.

SONofnezzar:
Mhen Mkhi played rubbish today

Thank God he left

Mhki is über useless abeg. Na Europa league na im sabi play.

Check his debut for us vs City.
Unable to trap ball.
His flash don sizzle. Na to dey operate in invisible mode for the rest of the season

SONofnezzar:
lmao

See what lacasera missed

Then the mor0ns will come and be mocking Lukaku.

See LaCassete.
£52 million.
But Unitedis Maga for paying for Lukaku

chrisley024:
Utd giving arsenal garbage and collecting gold sInce 0BC. Look at even Welbeck

The funniest was dashing them Sylvestre some years ago

Welbeck?

That one still dey play?

They will come to United and be calling how de Gea has been saving United. But their cataract induced eyesight and temporary blindness won't see how Cech is keeping the score low.

Welbeck still be player?

Baldg:
Bakayoko dilemma is a case study.

Lol.
Bernardo Silva isn't doing too badly

Seriously how is Mkhi a footballer?
Even I with my pot belly will be more effective than him.

And for all the trolls shouting about three assists, i think mkhi can go ahead and be attacking with Arsenal

And as for those wey dey yab Ukaku una no see how many chances Kane don fluff today.

Lana1:
Which Martial is not strong on the ball?

Just to mention a few,
His first goal vs Liverpool..
The penalty he won us against Everton at OT this season...

I've seen Martial wiggle his way out of tight spots in similar fashion to the way Sallah did against Spurs.

I can even add one more sef
The winner vs Everton in 2016 FA Cup Semi

People go just dey type anyhow dey force their opinion down our throats

Evildoer:
This one na alter ego of an angry black man.

Be angry but sin not
Do not let the sun go down on your anger

Lol

@Nihilist,
You can use this as your side eye

Evildoer:
Hallelujah

ROTFL

So what's the correlation between your name and what you profess?

Evildoer:
Naah.

That one na choir master and our church Dj!

I am officially lost.

el***y?

Nihilist:
i can see from the dollar reference why you dont rate airmax.

its more of a uk thing- in fact, i heard that it doesnt retail in yankee, or maybe it does, but in a limited capacity

i believe most UK niggas have at least 1 pair , just like most NY niggas have at least 1 pair of timbz.


Airmax is the truth bro...not like that apola you posted, that looks like the shoe Moses used to cross the red sea that year...

Hahaha your mouth sef.

Nihilist just google Air Jordan XI.

I'm telling you this as a sneaker head and sneaker collector.

Evildoer:
"Touch not my anointed, and do my prophet no harm"

e**12

Hahahahahaha

See coding.

Evildoer:
Mynd44 has a black heart like NPF uniform

My hand no dey o.
Mynd44 I dey apologize in advance even if I no commit crime.
Please do not jail me by association

Nihilist:
Bance na DM for ya eye abi?

why dont we have side eye emoji.

btw Guy, if you nack one better classic airmax, all white, with skinny jeans and that new Naija away kit this summer...... if at least 3 chics no beg you to impregnate them with triplets every day, my name is not Nihillist.

No be only side eye. Na front eye and left eye from TLC e for be.

The Bance reference was in relation to their ugly looks. Both dey dye hair and have uncanny resemblance to the famed red neck lizard of tales by moonlight lore.

Mehn leave dat airmax yarn. Air Jordan XI trumps that airmax everyday of the week. I have seen a guy slap his babe at a club for walking up to another guy wearing those Jordan's and chatting him up. I agree say the Airmax fine but e no reach where XI dey. If I loot any treasury, that is the first thing on my list to purchase. Cuz I can't use my money to buy dat shoe. Average retail value $250. Nearly half my salary

Evildoer:
SARS raid this place.

Both people wey dey waka pass follow enter black Maria

Collateral damage
Kai but that is rather unfair.

Evildoer:
I was banned for calling out the mod , just imagine!

Our regional pastor banned for quoting me! :
Nairaland mods and tyranny.

Afrodoc2 na ancient troll, unrivalled!!!

"Brain fracture "

Wait even you sef be ban victim?
Pls who I dey follow yarn abeg?
Make I arrange my parole before I misyarn?

Ibime:
Amadioha fire you there. I have only mentioned you 3 times on Bakayoko matter. You who used to disturb us every day on Matic matter last year. If I disturb you everyday on Bakayoko matter like you did last year, you no go rest here.

You are even very stüpid sef. You see Mynd44 here, instead of you to hide like the rest of us, you are going to dig up my post from 5 days ago to start fight.

You don see where two rat come out to fight in the presence of snake?

Mynd44, please am sorry for any offence.

It's starting to add up.
Apparently some kind of enforcer is doing his job and doing it ruthlessly.
Even almighty Ibime dey apologize in advance. Ibime wey no dey gree before don dey tread with caution.
Lol

Evildoer:
Be like we go chase that Mynd44 comot this place sef. See as him don stifle the waywardness of Shekpites.

Gonna be a boring weekend !!

At the risk of sounding like a Jew please Wetin happen here?
With respect to those concerned in real life, why does this place resemble an IDP camp?
And who are these new breed of monikers running all over the place?

Evildoer:
Na Airmax Daddy Yo want!


And Ibime get custom made!

Lol.

At this rate we know who wins that bet.

Human Donkey is a certified liability.

Evildoer:
Lol.. The Original Chelshit MFM Apostle been no chop mod jollof rice na!

Seriously though I still can't understand the chaos on that thread over the past 48hrs.
Now I'm seeing names that sound familiar but even more mysteriously,those names appear in multiples.

I only saw afrodoc2's diagnosis of Morata's injury.
That has been the funniest ish I've read so far in 2018z

purplekayc:
Why do fans hate bakayoko so much ?

Nihilist doesn't o.
He is banking on the French Aristide Bance to win him a pair of Air Jordans.

Even Nihilist sef no sabi beta shoe. I would kill for these bad boys

Skimpletyger:
Hahhahhaha

Evildoer:
Who be this impersonator?

Na Pimpledog dis

afrodoc2:
RIP Liam Miller. I think Fergie actually had high hopes that he would be Keano's successor.
He really had rotten luck, Pancreatic cancer usually has a poor prognosis and typically kills quickly.

As per the career move, no offense taken but i am cool with what i am doing now LOL. You think say e easy to do what Basket, Bovi and all those other guys at the top are doing?

Bros leave story.
Those guys are stale.
You,on the other hand, sabi arrange trolling. I am pretty sure you have a side job as a comedian or MC.

Please how does one have brain fracture and mental injury? I jus dey laff.
Abeg explain.

Fellas,
Spare a thought for Liam Miller

He passed on yesterday at only 36 after battling pancreatic cancer.

(In the midst of the madness and mostly juvenile talk,)please remember he played for us in the mid 00s and Fergie had high hopes that he could be great for us.


@afrodoc2,
Well done sah
That brain injury line on the shekpe thread is still bursting my lungs.
No offense or disrespect to you at all but I think you are in the wrong career, you would make a great and entertaining comedian tbh.

Lol
These iPOBian amphibians won't kill me with their ignorance.

See what I found under TVPA:

Although both the TVPA and ATS may be used to pursue claims for torture and extrajudicial killing, they are distinct statutes with their own limitations. First, unlike the ATS, claims under the TVPA may only be brought against persons who acted under the actual or apparent authority of a foreign nation. Second, TVPA claimants must exhaust all “adequate and available” remedies in the country where the offense occurred, but it is not settled whether this same requirement applies to ATS claimants

http://iradvocates.org/about-torture-victims-prevention-act-tvpa


See what I found under the TATS

In 2004 the U.S. Supreme Court issued the first of two decisions that significantly limited the scope of lawsuits that could be brought under the ATCA. In Sosa v. Alvarez-Machain, the court held that the ATCA applies only to violations of international norms that are “specific, universal, and obligatory,” and it determined that general prohibitions against arbitrary arrest and detention did not meet that standard. And in 2013 the court ruled in Kiobel v. Royal Dutch Petroleum, regarding a foreign petroleum corporation’s alleged complicity in human rights abuses in Nigeria, that the ATCA generally does not apply to torts committed in foreign countries—though exceptions are possible in cases “where the claims touch and concern the territory of the United States” with “sufficient force.”

https://www.britannica.com/topic/Alien-Tort-Claims-Act

africanman85:
Did u read this "The suit was filed based on two US’ statutes; the Alien Tort Claims Act (ATCA or ATS – the Alien Tort Statute) and the Torture Victims Protection Act (TVPA).
Both laws have extra-territorial reach, meaning they allow US federal courts to assert long-arm jurisdiction which extends beyond the borders of US ?

mbos:
Dont Mind Them..

Everyday is for the thief but one day for the Landlord...

Keep enriching US lawyers and fanning the embers of your collective ignorance.
Any monkey knows that courts only entertain cases where their jurisdiction can reach.

It is apparent that you lot have not done any serious study into the two acts under which you are rejoicing over.

mbos:
you most have browsed it little boy...but you did not mention drug....and panama canal treaty.. you are a kid indeed.

no you are the little one here.

You spit out so much rubbish and make me want to believe that you are intelligent.

I managed to look it up, and I find no common lines between this nonsense case and the Noriega you are attempting to appear smart with.

You are as daft as the average iPOb yoot on the street.


Kindly explain the correlation between the Noriega you are trumpeting aimlessly about and this case in short simple sentence.

KanuJEWSarePIGS:
Still waiting for the "fruitful" result after "dragging" the Nigeria government to ECOWAS court.


Hehehe!


IPOB - Most popular group of comedians in Eastern Nigeria.


After US court, Sharia court loading.


Ezi Biafla!

I's funny that these flagella-brained iPobs are like this.

Their spiritual home of Israel is driving all sorts of African migrants away.

All their noise about Judaism isn't resonating to anything tangible.

At times I wonder if these goats are hell bent on making us laugh.