₦airaland Forum

eph12:
People sold their properties and dropped the money at apostles feet but freeze didn't see that part in his Bible.
Those ones were under chain of apostles abi?

Et tu?

So you don't know what the money at the apostles feet was used for?


No one lacked anything yet you wanna compare that with the charade that goes on today, in said houses of God?

Andy Carroll to Chelsea.

According to an elder here, some jokes can't write themselves any better.

nezzar:
Thanks boss



According to reports, Mkhi has finally agreed to join arsenal, He wants to be their best paid player

It's a swap deal

Source ? ? ?

Because Mino Raola (Mkhi's agent) didn't seem to optimistic on Sky yesterday.

Congrats on your breaking news though.

Ishilove:
This is atrocious. You don't have to go -naked to boost body image confidence. There are many ways to do that and nudity isn't one of them!

What is this world turning to, for God's sake??!

Absolutely agree.

I don't understand it myself either.

it's shocking how modern day trends tend to debase the human form all in the name of "image boosting".
From bridal/pre-wedding shoots, to maternity shoots. . .I think it is insane really.

This pic in itself looks gross and uncomfortable as anything I can think of.

I think womanhood can be more exalted than going naked. This is more degrading and disturbing, if anything else.

funlord:
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/11210746/jose-mourinho-set-to-sign-new-manchester-united-contract



So much for mourinho out? Lmao..

Jose won't be going anywhere any time soon.

Not his biggest fan but in reality why would we sack him?
At this point it would be senseless to get rid of him

Hmmm.

Swap deal is actually better.

Just have this sneaky feeling abouthoe this will end.

joeace2020:
The thing is Sanchez wants to run away from Assnal, he can't bear to spend another 6 months at such a vile club. The place must irritate him to the heavens and he's desperate to jump the sinking ship which puts negotiating power partly in our favor. Fron the article i posted to that scumtwat cocaine sniffer, Raiola is saying this has been on for weeks and Miki has been put forward as a player for player transfer long before now...But the Sanchez camp want some money that City wasn't interested in paying, United wants to pay that and add miki ontop but Miki cannot bear to go such a directionless and visionless club.. who can blame him? Seeing Sanchez's desperation to leave is enough reason to not want to go there. I feel so sad for Mikitaryan. Stuck between the devil and the deep blue sea with fat Sharks in it.

Bros, no need to feel sorry for him.
Dude hasn't helped his cause.
If he had pulled his weight he won't be used as bait.

BluntBoy:
Which ones came to pass?

Help me ask am o.

naptu2:
Yinka Craig and Patrick Oke started that practice of beginning Newsline with jokes and an opening monologue in 1989.

They called Cyril "Your Reach Out Stober" and Sienne "All-Well-Wed".

Frank Olize was already known for asking hilarious questions on the streets of Lagos in the 1980s (it got to a point that some members of the public would have already started laughing before Frank asked his question), so it was very easy for him to continue the practice.

His jokes had an effect on all newscasters except Hauwa Baba-Ahmed. She always began with, "Good evening. Here is the news" (delivered with a straight face), no matter what Frank said.


Let's also not forget the super legends like Julie Coker (I had a crush on her), Rosemary Anieze-Adams (I was in awe of her voice) and Anike Agbaje-Williams.

I can swear there was no warm blooded male alive that didn't at the very least take a curious glance at that woman.

That lady was very very pretty. As a little boy I can't tell you some of the thoughts I had of her in my mind

This Sanchez deal is looking like a fiasco.

CapitalCee:
if Madrid drop 200 million for Neuer Bayern will sell, if they drop 200 million for Verrati PSG will sell.

It's the type of nonsense you see when two brain dead myopic Muppets form a tag team.

meanwhile I saw this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-5274549/Manchester-United-star-Paul-Pogba-assist-king.html

Is Adabowale truly leading the assist charts in Europe's top leagues?

Chai.

Where is "one Corner" exponent?

funlord:
Nothing will happen to martial! He plays on the LW! Sanchez is coming for that RW and his only competition for that wing will be rashford, lingaard or mata and he is better than all of them combined even at the ripe young age of 29!

Sanchez can play on the RW, LW, as an SS, a striker or even in midfield and is as fit as a juvenile lion while also being a technically gifted utility player than can also assist us with set pieces...60 goals and 25 assists in only 122 appearances for an auxiliary winger even while he has been playing for these frustrating europa repping gayners says a lot!

Yessah!
Please hold the thunder na

Neymar1095:
Well done Pogba best midfielder in the world for passing it 10 yards to
Valencia who then cuts inside and smashes one
top corner. Really impressive. Almost as
impressive as passing 5 yards to Lingard who
beat 2 and bent one top corner against
Everton.......Rubbish overhyped player. I will soon expose this fraud Pogba

Expose yourself first as the fraud due to this nonsense below

Neymar1095:
Which big boys. You know City is richer than United shey. If we want Messi we will get him is Na common Sanchez .

raumdeuter, come carry your apprentice. E no sabi learn work.

CapitalCee:
are u really arguing with the Twitter toddler? he should be preparing for his Weac Common Entrance now

Fixed

Neymar1095:
Which big boys. You know City is richer than United shey. If we want Messi we will get him is Na common Sanchez .

In what planet is City richer than United?

Awaiting the usual dust in 5....4....3.....2...

DeadRat:
were these The Only Ones You Saw. There Was A Time When Dollar Reached above 600 na. Abi no Be This Country You De

Oga stop lying.
The dollar got to N520 but never more than that.
Your fake prophet was doing currency speculation instead of true prophecy.

You and your Apostle are both good at telling lies.

funlord:
Anyone publicly or in secrecy who is against this alexis sanchez deal is an award winning enemy of the state! And thunder will surely eventually fire you....not your family or friends but just YOU solo! I guarantee it!

Lol.
I have some reservations though, but overall United should at least try to sign the fellow. My major worry comes with what happens to Martial especially.

Abeg since you be Sango first pikin, hold the thunder for my sake

And Zouma is ensuring the score line remains goalless

Adabowale-2 assists.

elrony:
Overrated ke ?

Who rate am b4 na

His credentials for him bagging the job: man united legend.
That says it all

patrickmuf:
I'd like to know how much of experience Zidane and Pep, two of the most successful managers in recent time garnered to be appointed coaches of the biggest football clubs in the world, Madrid and Barcelona respectively?

Do your homework well.
Both managed the B teams of real and Barca.

Lana1:
Make we forget this Sanchez if he wont accept 250k/week.

All this 300, 350 wey dem dey quote for am is absurd.









Anyways, i hope these guys wont fall our hands today. We gats to win

I just dey look this Sanchez situation.
I find it intriguing.

patrickmuf:
Should we take a trip down memory lane just so we can see other cases where vastly inexperienced coaches or starters got jaw dropping jobs and performed excellently too?

Please be my guest.
Waiting.
I'd like to be shocked.

eph12:
Depends on the National team. Wales are not looking to win the world cup or championship. They just need to enjoy themselves so it's not a high-pressure job that a low profiler can't do or shouldn't be given

I'm looking at it from Giggs point of view. No experience whatsoever. Keep in mind Wakes got to the semis inEuro 2016. The new boss should be looking to better that.
It must mean Wales is in the football doldrums for he and Bellamy to be front runners for the job.

Emaprince:
Na wa o. What is it with barka fans masking themselves as chelsea fans? But unfortunately, their true self must show when they start fighting vociferously in defence of Barcelona and pep. A barka fan is always emotional in anything concerning pep..

First it was God straight, now this? Smh

Lol

patrickmuf:
There's always a starting point.

Agreed.
But not at the top like the national team job.
Qualifications for such usually include some top-level experience.
That appointment was a sentimental one, one that united almost made with him.

Wish him well though

eph12:
But how can he even be overrated when he's not even rated at all or has had any concrete stint as a manager?

My point exactly.
Giggs has not had any real managerial experience save for 4 games as caretaker manager for united.
How he became Welsh manager on the basis of 4 games makes me wonder

elrony:
Giggs finally becomes Wales National team Manager.


I pray he succeeds with great tactical experience so we can grab him by the nuts inna future after we boot Jose out

I'm not too sure about Giggs to be quite honest.

We will have to see how his stint goes but i think he's a tad overrated in terms of managerial ability.

I still think Citywill nab Sanchez.
The odds look to be in their favor.

United is just dangling cash and nothing more.

I personally don't like the fellows prima Donna attitude even though he's an excellent player.

But make we dey watch nau.

He will definitely add quality to us if he comes for a short period that he would stay but the attraction of Pep, a possible premier league title as well will probable sway him to choose city.

Unless he's just like the rest of us that look for money first.

Nihilist:
Btw see the kind of goals that liverpool scored today...i dont think any were from a clear cut chance sef.

Oxlade drimbled a player and scorec from outside box.

Firmino their number 9 bullied John stones to chip the keeper

Mane fired one hot shot from one corner

And Salah chipped a rebound over the keeper from 30 yards

You can tell none of these guys are in the sunken place.

No one corner dribbling or falling down when a defender just breathes on them.

Just making magic out of nothing.

Make i bend like crayfish if Morata score that kain Firmino goal.

He for don fall down like dice on a ludo board as usual, looking for yellow card and whining when the ref says play on.

Quick stat: Morata has received 5 yellow cards this season....ALL have been for dissent.


I have absolutely zero interest in responding to any triggered dusty comments.

Goodnight.

Brah.
No chill have you. Omo take an easy na. Haba.

popizaino:
i won’t continue beyond this comment. I know it’s a futile exercise anyway, but I found something new- accusing a manager of having a expensive group of players, as if Pep is the only one with that luxury. This has to be the most ridiculous argument ever made about this. Every successful manager has had a “core group you can build a team around”. Jose Mourinho did with his Chelsea stints, Inter, Real etc. Ancelotti had the same “luxury” in his stints everywhere. You know the names of players I will bring up there (I hope so). Ferguson also had a rotating core group in his long stint.

Your logic is utterly flawed and reeks of double standards by saying Everton signings where not balance.

Do I need to remind you if I check your post in the summer you might have had different opinion about Everton signing?

Straw man per excellence
You started by pointing out that Stones was courted by Jose. I reminded you that it was Pepwho eventually signed him.
You changed your tune that he may not be quality in spite of the price. I told you Pep spent a fortune on his back line and that you might start to question his wisdom if he spends so much on a wack player according to you. You brought Everton into the matter, a totally unrelated topic. Because the overlying argument is that according to some, Pep squad is still the underdog because they don't have quality players and you folk tend to pull it out when its convenient for you like yesterday.

straw man didn't tell us about how wack Stones and Otamendi are in till yesterday 23 games into the season. Even with a 15 point gap you still insist that City is still gelling. I don't know how to categorize that as, either as a case of selective amnesia or sheer stupidity or even both. You have to being comparing a struggling Everton under fvcking Sam Allerdyce and Ronald Koeman to justify Pep. When even you know that Everton will probably never win the title or become a contender for anything.Even when I'm trying to show you how daft it is to compare both squads.

Responding to you is seeping my brain power abeg.attaching my comments to you is indirectly calling me stupid.

Have a nice day.

laudate:
Yes, o! The first time I heard Frank Olize speaking on NTA, I thought he was singing! Funmi Odubekun was a glamour girl. I heard from my aunties at that time, that anything she wore on air, especially her head-ties, often ended up setting a fashion trend. Those broadcasters in NTA back then, were well trained. Chinyere Anyiam-Osigwe was another good presenter, along with Augusta Maduegbunam.

Unlike now, when continuity announcers and news presenters especially on private TV stations are something else. They cannot decide what accent to adopt, and they find it so easy to murder Nigerian names. For some of them, their accent starts out as a British one, which changes halfway to an American one, and then ends up as a mangled mix of both.

Frank Olize had an opening monologue that sometimes included him singing. That guy was a creative genius. He had a way of drawing you to watch the program and before you knew it Newsline was the most popular program on tv back then.
The reporters were well spoken and basic letting you into their stories without being overbearing.

Right now it's hard to watch local tv stations even those on satellite. They must be all in your face with their contrived accents and overbearing attitudes.

Nigeria was once a simple but quality society back then.