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Igbo people and cannibalism are like



Abeg help me with that meme

So I jamm this girl the other day
I carry am go house
Me I no know romance o, na straight to the engine
Me and am struggle wey I manage commot hin pantey
Then some new new scent start dey spray for room
First I think say maybe some rat die for under my bed

As I enter my rod for hin kpekus, then the odour come dey over flow
The odour dey like rotten egg
I kuku jump from am DRive am commot my room quick quick
The room come dey smell like mortuary or public laterine
I no fit sleep for dia that night
Next morning odour still dey
Na marijuana I still dey smoke for inside that room to neutralize that odour
I swear
I never smell anything like that before
I don vow to remain virgin forever













*spits*

Am I thinking too deep?

If president Buhari asks you out , so you will be his secret girlfriend, what will you tell him?

Guys, if you are a husband or boyfriend to the lady in question what advice will u give her?

mikezuruki:
When he penetrate, I guess you'll be using wheelchair I guess.

But how do u know

He has been giving me money but has never penetrated me
He only gives me head
That's all he wants
Please do u think this man loves me or could be a ritualist?

Too much head, even my walking has changed

Kayodebabsss:
Have you tried Tre-en-en?

No

Please show me any cheap drug that can relieve me of my menstrual pains

Please help quick

Nigeria will still qualify as best third placed team

Maturity is the ability to fart when having a running stomach without soiling oneself

Now you define maturity

Drop ya reasons

blissgregory:
I undastand dear...men always feel lykk'i rule d world'if u dnt apologize,he might probably nt apologize.For peace to reign,pls go n apologize nw..dat is y u r called a wife.Go nw n prepare his favourite dish ,start calling him sweet names lyk mi hrtcode,mi sugar n try seducing him. Tell him dat u jst realized dat u(urself) were wrong.Dnt allow one yeye sisi cum take ur job dear

Hmmmmm

blissgregory:
Pls apologize to him since u were d one dat first started it...dnt tink of divorce,u wil regret it if u do so.Some marriages r worst dan urs

Put yourself in my shoe

Can u imagine?
My husband doesn't cheat on me
In fact he has never cheated on me
So I complained about it and he slapped me
Please what should I do? Divorce is on my mind

I have seen the list..

Look below for the squad

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Deepfeel:
Am new here don't know bushyanus but if his truly dead then it's good news, I mean how can I be in the public forum with such person

�yu are such a cow�

Nairalander efulefu is dead. Just confirmed it with my own eyes at the morgue. He was 61

May her soul rest in Peace, but I doubt

Foooool, you went posting I was dead right, you are a very stuuuupiiid foooool

Where do you even know me? Fooooool, wait and see what I will do to you

Foool

femmoy:
the guy isn't dead,I saw his comment on another thread this afternoon, op what kind of fuckery is this?

That guy must pay for this, how can you joke this way?

Amatarasha:
You shud apologise to me then!

Am waiting!

You are very stewpid to believe I am dead

Amatarasha:
I just hate myself for even weeping for a bastard ..not knowing he was alive, oh

I don't blame you

Nofavorss:
https://www.nairaland.com/5176251/very-sad-news-bushyanuss-dead

The mods must see this

PrinceCharmings:
You stupid useless foolish idiotic M0ron.


https://www.nairaland.com/5176251/very-sad-news-bushyanuss-dead

You all are all very stupppppid

Who posted this stupid thing here now

Nofavorss:
Resurrection? Are you not supposed to be dead?


Magun=Thunderbolt

Dead how?

PrinceCharmings:
Motherfvcker I thought they said that you are dead

Fooool, ya papa is dead

Nofavorss:
Only mad people fantasies married men/women


Bossjakande May be right after all; Magun could be the ONLY solution to this insanity

Wetin be magun

To shave all parts of my body or she is leaving
Should I shave?

I had sexx with an 89 year old woman after she seduced me and since then I have been feeling mad. Please what should I do?

NB: I used the withdrawal method

Then who is behind every unsuccessful man?

You dated for 2 years without sex
U finaly get married
And you realise your spouse (husband/wife) has both male and female sexxx organs. You are in love with him/her, so what will u do?