₦airaland Forum

UniQue84:
sir, I strongly believe you are right .this is really a product of Oshogbo in combo with ekwale weed.

Get help bro u r finished

Ya papa

Foodforthought:
Check your temperature... small malaria dey kill these days o

Whaaaat?

Hollasmall:
Your mama self go think say she get pikin p
You should be used as ritual ingredient

Who is this goat above me

A spirit came to my dream to propose love to me last night and I told her I will think about it. We had sex and it felt really good since she was a virgin though I used the withdrawal method. She will come tonight for the reply, should I say yes?

nifemi25:
Definitely for the buyer to buy upto that number, he wanted to use it for a purpose... You don't need to be afraid.. Nothing is going to happen to you.

Ever since they bought the Cats, my head has been shrinking oo

stanley000:
It's true oo, this night u will start vomiting blood then you will die a very painful death. Them follow by Ur kids, they will always die. Since it's 5 cars which means 5 of Ur kids have been used for yahooplus and that means they will vomit money before they die. But thankfully I am a spiritualist and I can reverse it all. Contact me, for the price

Back to sender in Jesus name

Na your papa go commit blood ediota

phelonrays:
Give her one-night stand since you are the popular HE goat...

Maddman

A guy came to my house today and bought all my Cats, 5 of them.

Now people are saying the guy is going to use it for juju.please have I sinned?.

This married woman friend of mine told me yesterday on the phone she likes me. The word was like, not love.Now she calls me handsome. We discuss everything. Abeg o, if na you wetin you go about this kind situation? She even say she dey miss me, talk true ooo

I would not like to know
Out of sight out of mind, period
Even if I catch her pants down I will scream in Anthony Joshua's voice " Not meeeee!"

DukeofNZ:
Na dat girl wey more dan 26 nairalanders don fvck. Dat girl fine even as she be keziah.

Who be that girl

Mine is bigvajina

Foillowrd by air force

Drop yours

badadvice:
I'll advise the male bestie welcome her and continuing being her confidant.
Her confidin in her male bestie shows she trust him to a fault and it would be sheer wickedness if the male bestie takes that for granted

OK oo

jawalis:
She doesn't have self respect and for her Husband. had a friend then (though not married but about to), she always visit my place and talks about everything but I knew its a bad habit. I had to tell her blankly and she was cautioned.

So must the male rebuke her?

For a woman who is married to visit a male bestie? And also to disclose such info as she is seeing her menses? If u are the male bestie in this situation what must u do

daddio:
Na who do u dis self?

Na ya papa

Your problem is spiritual
Buy candle and chew
Thank me later

Ololo

Prees hep me, my feeyansi have breaked mine hearts and I am hopeless. Press how can I dealt with this heartbroken? I want to kee my self, hep me

The odour of your partner's shitt? Do you care?how about the colour? Can these put you off?

onlinetomola:
Nothing on dis earth wey person no go hear or see finish for dis Nairaland sef.

I tell u

greatnaija01:
your MONIKER na wa....

pls pull out your BRAIN from your BUSHYANUS
get a LIFE and mind your business.

Your brother sees something in her that YOU MAY NEVER SEE else you would be interested in her.

My question for you is.... HOW DO YOU THINK? Do you feel a person's GOOD LUCK or GOOD CHARACTER is in their ARSE? na wa o

If wealth, good fortune and all that is in the BODY PHYSIQUE then many of our politicians and musicians would never have made it in life.

MONEY MAKES PEOPLE FINE... MONEY CAN GIVE MAKE BUTT BIG AND JUICY.

Your immaturity is that you are crying over what money can change and you want to use it to stop something that is far more important.

When she delivers children... she will grow bodily... are you not aware of that?

WHY NOT MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS and Start learning for your own future wife ahead.... Many times the woman you may end up loving may have 99% OF OTHER MAJOR QUALITIES but may have a weakness or deficiency in ONE.... such as this... so tell me you will DUMP her abi? then I will tell you that you may never marry... Marriage is for MEN not for BOYS o.

I need advice not rubbish

My senior brother is going to marry a woman with flat butt
I know marrying a woman with flat butt brings bad luck to family
Please advise me on how I can stop this impending marriage immediately

Thank you

Can the thought of a man you like make you wet?
Or hearing his voice over the phone?

nicepoker101:
little joke some people can't take it.

Oh I am also joking oo

Otherwise how do you put your pennnis in another man's shiitt/bacteria infested stinking annus?

Disgusting

*spits*

nicepoker101:
Very simple. Whenever your name and image pops up in the national dailies with the caption missing person.

Another pig

Jcole1985:
He goes to your father with kolanut and palmwine in your absence

Mpama

I think its women.
My lady just let out one thunderbolt and I am still spraying insecticide s here

How come me alone don't like sex

Styluscrib:
Abeg Nah woman,
So far they are still breathing.
Sensations continues

Reasons?