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I just mess

And the whole place is smelling

Even the mosquitoes are hiding

I can't sleep again

Please advise

This girl touched my buttocx
And I also touched her buttox
Now she slapped me
I replied with a dirty rebound slap
She has reported me to police













U will see me again In Lagos after the election s

Proud obidient

CodeTemplar:
A wise man once said something about below average mind always being about people, an average mind being about event, and that above average minds are about ideas.
See how they left the issue of the event at hand and the chased the personality whose leg appeared. Rubbish.
The chairs are not bad bros, in this Buhari era, cut your coat according to your fabric size.

Thank you my brother

habsydiamond:
whose leg is this then.

Ya Papa leg

Bluezy13:
Whose leg

Why your mind dey di leg na

Is stealing your destiny?

It means she sees u as a brother
That's all
Forget about her

habsydiamond:
OK.. but why showing ur black leg with chair stand

Not my leg

myyansh68:
Is that the leg of ur mother? 😕
Don't you think it's necessary for you to pay her legs by caring for her before paying for any chair?

U dey smoke ebo

We are marrying soon
I have paid for this plastic chair but she said they are cheap, what do I do?

henndukwe18:
So u re comparing us with animals

Nope

Killbillz:
This is buullshīt

What's your level of education?

Adeoye11:
Show us research evidence, or was it individual research you did before you came to a conclusion?

Email me

Stop Using Towels to dry yourself after bathing

A study I conducted has revealed that, drying oneself with a towel after bathing is an unhealthy practice; it could lead to sexual weakness and acute hernia.

"This research has taken me four years and upon finding this truth, I have buried all my towels," he iterated.

I carried this experiment with four pigs and two goats. I bathed these six animals twice daily and dried the pigs with towels.I however did not touch the goats with towels. After three years, I , noticed that, all four pigs had developed acute hernia and couldn't get erection again including even the female pig. The goats however had no hernia and had their pennisses double In size.

I am by means of this appealing for financial support to aid me send the pigs abroad for surgery and sex change, thanks for understanding.

B

She paid me a surprise visit and have me this thing below



Should I eat it?

Jeon:
yes..
even puke..


so disgusting.

What is puke?

rickpat:
na wa

What is na wa

Is it true that some people eat the shitt of the opposite sex and it turns them on?

Is it real?

carl90:
Do you masturbate while sniffing the panties ?
I am trying to conjure up the image and it sure is a pretty funny picture

Yes, we do

Anytime I see a girl's dirty panty, I want to sniff it. It turns me on. Also I love to wear it on my head. I have stolen many girls dirty pants, sometimes I even lick them

Please, am I normal?

Men or women?
Whose shitt smell the most?

1. She is fair
2. Pimples on her face
3. Uses close up tooth paste
4. Sends you money even when u don't ask
5. Spends over two minutes in the washroom
6. Never gets angry with you

Thank you

Please anyone with link should link me to a pretty Nollywood actress. I want to date someone with class, tired of all these oloshos.

I am an apprentice carpenter. Pm me if u can please

My wife says I have gained too much weight so I must slim

Please, show me what to do to slim drastically

Thank you

My current body below

I visited my uncle last week but I am not happy. His husband is fond of touch my buttox when my uncle is not around.

Please advise

I have warn my girlfriend. His English is tellible, I have warn him severaly to desist ells I am broke her up with him.

Him always desgrass me in porbrik.
Why naija girls English so bad, ah ah

Do you agree with him?

Masturbation

A 15 year old girl living in our house has been acting strange. She enters my bathroom and strips when I am there bathing. She does this when her parents are not around. She has done it twice and giving me greenlight but because she is underaged I can't bang her. I have advised her constantly and even threatened to report it to her parents but she keeps seducing me. Please, what should I do

I get

1. Mendy
2.
3.
4.
5. Joel Matip
6. Wilfred Ndidi
7. Sadio Mane
8. Thomas Partey
9. Patson Daka
10. Mohamed Salah
11. Victor Osimhen

Xenry:
Okay, do you also have sense?

200 dollars for live can if u are serious