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You are returning home from work and at the get you see your best friend and wife in this position (see photo).

Both say your best friend was whispering into her ear a message to be delivered to her husband because the best friend has sore throat. What will you do as the husband?

Belurved1:
You're about to embark on a self-destruct journey in 2026.

Ah why

chatinent:
Conji-inspired fable.

Not a fable

There was this married woman who used to call me very often. I wanted to test her if she was getting attached to me so I always said I had to tell her something. Anytime we spoke I would postpone this supposed message and she always asked me about it.One day, she asked me to get an item from her husband for her — when I delivered the item, she took me in her car and asked me about the message I had for her. I asked her to visit me in my house but she declined it and asked me to tell her what I had to tell her there and then.Then all of a sudden, she laughed out loud and asked "why do you love me? I will be hurt if you love me because you are my friend." I smiled and asked why she thought that. She was angry and said what message was it that I was still not able to tell her. I smiled and insisted I could not deliver the message there. She got angry but I asked her to call me anytime she was ready to visit me. For three months she never called me and I didn't call her. She called me on December 12, 2025 and I didn't answer. Today, she sent me a message " hi, if you will not look for me I will. Happy new year. Hope you're doing well?" I havent replied yet.

Did I do anything wrong?Why is she calling me after this long?Was she interested in me?How do I react now?
Should I reply her message? Why? What should I say?

NB: I am not interested in her

Demetrix:
If you were not interested in her, why testing her level of attachment with you sir?

Because she was always calling me
Sometimes late evening
Discussed virtual everything with me
Even her husband
One time playfully said she would give me condoms

Demetrix:
A lot bro, alot.
Leave her alone and focus on other things. You will be fine.

I was never interested in her
I haven't contacted her after 3 months
I didn't pick her call

Demetrix:
Smiling and trying to taste test a married woman should be the last thing you should be caught doing sir.
You don't really know what you escaped from by her cutting you off.

What did I escape?
I didn't intend tasting her

badaru911:
...Mr home-breaker ... Take your eyes off a married woman.. Don't tempt her, forget about her and mind your biz..

What did I do wrong please

There was this married woman who used to call me very often. I wanted to test her if she was getting attached to me so I always said I had to tell her something. Anytime we spoke I would postpone this supposed message and she always asked me about it.

One day, she asked me to get an item from her husband for her — when I delivered the item, she took me in her car and asked me about the message I had for her. I asked her to visit me in my house but she declined it and asked me to tell her what I had to tell her there and then.

Then all of a sudden, she laughed out loud and asked "why do you love me? I will be hurt if you love me because you are my friend." I smiled and asked why she thought that. She was angry and said what message was it that I was still not able to tell her. I smiled and insisted I could not deliver the message there. She got angry but I asked her to call me anytime she was ready to visit me. For three months she never called me and I didn't call her. She called me today and I didn't answer.

Did I do anything wrong?
Why is she calling me after this long?
Was she interested in me?
How do I react now?

Very stupidd man
Stupidd woman
Stupidd commenters

Stupidd peoples

bunmioguns:
Who is calling me, abeg

Fasting dey hold me for here



Where is dt Gayy Albino called Bin Gbagbo self

U never die ni

Fine ladies always disturbing me

Why?

Me in your shot

R2bees2:
Ah i vividly remember Bin bagbo

Bin gbagbo was on a different level bro

FreeSpirited:
Pray hard against demonic manipulation
Someone is about to bewitch you with spell that will tarnish your image.
.
Better pray

Thanks

Exceed15:
Pray against it. It is manipulation from demonic world.

To do what

I miss those days here in the jokes section when this place rocked

Guys like dani1luv, studio cfr, mrmike, booqee, mikuz, bright, bin gbagbo, ode remo, bunmioguns, homar, slimchi2k2 I miss you guys

All the old gees, let's hear from you

In my dream, I was having seggs with my own daughter
God forbid this thing

What does it mean?

I have fallen in love with my mother in law but I don't know how to say it

Please advise me

U are madt

I can't ooo



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSKNlP2EuBw

I realise that when a woman expects a proposal from a guy and the proposal doesn't come,they get angry

Why?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSKNlP2EuBw

Warl0ck:
Yusless liability just succeded in baiting a simp!

Respect yourself

My crush just proposed love to me and I am so excited

Join me celebrate it

I love her but she is yet to propose to me

My husband is cheating on me so I reported it to my step dad
Shocking ningly , my step dad says he is into me and wants to screw me for 1000 naira

Please advise

Will delete soon, please make quick


Watch her chopping me here

https://politainment.net/nigeria/man-disguises-as-a-woman-to-get-married-in-catholic-church/