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Sports / Re: 19 Strange Football Facts Which Are Extremely Hard To Believe by BUSHYANUS(m): 8:45pm On Feb 09, 2021
Yakubu aigbeni failed to score a goal from the goal line

Amazing fact

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Romance / Re: She Said No by BUSHYANUS(m): 3:38pm On Feb 09, 2021
adedotun69229:
I proposed love to this one yeye girl and she said noSo I beat her upGave her dirrty slapsI hate nonsense


angry
Romance / Re: My Landlord Is Gay by BUSHYANUS(m): 3:37pm On Feb 09, 2021
FreeSpirited:

How can a man called himself bushyanus? Is that not too gay? How are we sure u are not same as your Landlord

Kai
Gaskia
Naabunaaba angry
Romance / Re: My Landlord Is Gay by BUSHYANUS(m): 1:27pm On Feb 09, 2021
EFULEFU1:
Rest in peace my brother

U dey crase?
Romance / Can I Sue Her? by BUSHYANUS(m): 1:13pm On Feb 09, 2021
We have been love for about three months now she Is pregnant, I was very happy when she told me

Then she says , she is married and that the baby is for her husband. Per my own checks, the husband is impotent so he can't father a child. Can I take legal action against this harlot? Thank u angry
Romance / Re: See What Your Rich Uncle Does To Survive In US (photo) by BUSHYANUS(m): 8:49am On Jan 27, 2021
Dreyton36:
Mr OP

He's in a country where you're dreaming of
That's the difference

If you were opportune to be where he is you'll prolly pack phaeces

Lights up my kpoli in peace


Do u know who I am? angry
Career / Re: Man Loses Job After Telling Boss Over Phone His Mum Is An Illiterate by BUSHYANUS(m): 4:17pm On Jan 26, 2021
Get me the boss number

I want to tell him something angry
Romance / See What Your Rich Uncle Does To Survive In US (photo) by BUSHYANUS(m): 4:09pm On Jan 26, 2021
He is an accountant there as u all think

This is his daily routine grin

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Romance / Re: Love Handsome Men!!! by BUSHYANUS(m): 8:48pm On Jan 19, 2021
Shormiey:
Uhn......are you for real cheesy winkcheesy[center][/center]

Pm me with your location address, I want to tell u something angry
Romance / Re: Love Handsome Men!!! by BUSHYANUS(m): 8:47pm On Jan 19, 2021
Shormiey:
Uhn......are you for real cheesy winkcheesy[center][/center]
u



Yes! angry angry

Are you handsome? angry angry angry
Romance / Love Handsome Men!!! by BUSHYANUS(m): 8:43pm On Jan 19, 2021
When you see handsome men
Love them
They are a threat to we the ugly guys
They are the reason why we struggle to get nice girls


Handsome guys watch out angry
Romance / Re: I Just Killed My Girlfriend by BUSHYANUS(m): 3:36pm On Jan 18, 2021
BUSHYANUS:
I have never imagined myself doing this kind of thing

It all began this morning when my breakfast was ready . Just as I was about to eat then I received a call. It was my friend asking me to escort him to survey his land. It was urgent so I had to hold on with my break breakfast.

So we left.

When I returned... cry cry cry cry

When I returned , could you believe my cat had finished my breakfast? My cat had eaten everything.

I love this cat so much so I have nicknamed it 'MY GIRLFRIEND'. Because it ate my meal, I killed it for pepper soup angry

Nonsense angry

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Romance / Re: What Is On Your Mind This Hot Afternoon? by BUSHYANUS(m): 3:26pm On Jan 18, 2021
illicit:



shocked


Because say I dey cook food wey I take my money buy, food wey I wan chop for my mouth, na im I stupid, come still simp join I suppose dey beg for food?


Na wa for u o....


Kpele angry
Romance / Re: I Just Killed My Girlfriend by BUSHYANUS(m): 3:22pm On Jan 18, 2021
I have never imagined myself doing this kind of thing

It all began this morning when my breakfast was ready . Just as I was about to eat then I received a call. It was my friend asking me to escort him to survey his land. It was urgent so I had to hold on with my break breakfast.

So we left.

When I returned... cry cry cry cry
Romance / Re: What Is On Your Mind This Hot Afternoon? by BUSHYANUS(m): 3:12pm On Jan 18, 2021
illicit:



I no dey cook for ladies o....

lol

cheesy


Stupid simp sad

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Romance / I Just Killed My Girlfriend by BUSHYANUS(m): 3:10pm On Jan 18, 2021
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

I can't believe I did it cry cry cry

I have been sobbing ever since cry cry cry


Details to follow soon cry cry cry
Romance / Re: mmmmmmmmmmmm by BUSHYANUS(m): 9:30pm On Jan 10, 2021
Kilishihunter:
Op you dey mad aswear Modify this your topic name joor See as you made the romance section to look haphazard Cow

Oh shut up, u maggot
Romance / Re: mmmmmmmmmmmm by BUSHYANUS(m): 9:30pm On Jan 10, 2021
bunnae66:
How did you do this? grin

Omo see as e scatter the page lol


Too much sense is killing me jare
Romance / Re: mmmmmmmmmmmm by BUSHYANUS(m): 9:29pm On Jan 10, 2021
mathong:
Yes give to her!

Blessed is the hand the giveth than the one that taketh.

Be your brother's keeper!!!

grin grin

Tenk u
Romance / mmmmmmmmmmmm by BUSHYANUS(m): 8:18pm On Jan 10, 2021
I proposed love to a girl
And that same hour she said yes
I was surprised
Just after she said yes, she asked me money for her hair, and I gave to her
Later she asked for pocket money and I gave her

Now she is asking me money for shopping

Should I give her?


Worried boy embarassed
Romance / What Is The Least Amount U Will Charge For This? by BUSHYANUS(m): 1:49pm On Dec 30, 2020
A rich gay guy wanna screw you
What is the least amount (dollars) you will charge for this ?
Romance / My Mother In-law Is Misbehaving by BUSHYANUS(m): 4:05pm On Dec 28, 2020
My mother in law visited us for Xmas
I just decided to prank her, just small prank
I put knockout under her bed and lighted it

When it sounded she was really terrified
Now because of this small joke, she says I shouldn't call her mother in law again
And my wife is also in support of her
She has packed out

Why are they being that unreasonable?
Should I divorce?
Religion / Re: Is It True That Some Churches Have Their Own Bible? by BUSHYANUS(m): 3:53pm On Dec 28, 2020
DappaD:


The New World Translation published by Jehovah's Witnesses restores the Divine Name of the true God, Jehovah to the more than 7,000 places in the Scriptures where it belongs. There's nothing like masquerading under the title “LORD” so we're not confused on who Jehovah and Jesus are.
Moreover the NWT uses modern English. Nothing like “spaketh” or “findeth” or “walketh” in it. We've gone past old English and I'm sure you agree.

Is this new world Bible diiferent from the others?
Jokes Etc / Re: Why Do People Create Useless And Senseless Monikers On Nairaland by BUSHYANUS(m): 1:43pm On Dec 11, 2020
Duru9:
And your moniker is what

Bushyanus like you

What is wrong with my moniker
Jokes Etc / Why Do People Create Useless And Senseless Monikers On Nairaland by BUSHYANUS(m): 11:59am On Dec 11, 2020
I don't know, some people fool too much
Soso senseless monikers
Imagine a moniker like bigvajina and lefulefu
They are very crazy angry
Romance / Re: Are There Women Who Find Baldheaded Men Attractive? by BUSHYANUS(m): 9:25am On Dec 11, 2020
Zzor:
center Molo? only if you have plenty money to cover up for it else it's a total turn off















Bam
Religion / Re: Is It True That Some Churches Have Their Own Bible? by BUSHYANUS(m): 9:24am On Dec 11, 2020
osuulola:
Who told you?


A hear am sad
Romance / Re: Are There Women Who Find Baldheaded Men Attractive? by BUSHYANUS(m): 9:14am On Dec 11, 2020
Freestainworld:
Are baldheaded men not human human being? BankyW is baldheaded but looking handsome, Your olodo president is baldheaded, is he not the president of Nigeria with a beautiful wife?

So Buhari be olodo? shocked

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Religion / Is It True That Some Churches Have Their Own Bible? by BUSHYANUS(m): 8:58am On Dec 11, 2020
I hear say some churches get Bible different from the normal Bible

Na true?
Religion / Re: Stephen Prayed To Jesus Christ, Who Else Do We Pray To But God! by BUSHYANUS(m): 8:56am On Dec 11, 2020
Romance / Re: Are There Women Who Find Baldheaded Men Attractive? by BUSHYANUS(m): 8:52am On Dec 11, 2020
SoftP:


Olodo

Respect yourself o

Mpama sad

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Romance / Are There Women Who Find Baldheaded Men Attractive? by BUSHYANUS(m): 8:46am On Dec 11, 2020
I find baldheaded men very disgusting
Do some women find those ones attractive?

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