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Old topic,

either they are married by now or everything don scatter sef

goes both ways abeg.

@topic . . . some men/ alot of men except their wives to slave to them all the name of being the husband or the man of the house.

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You got to love this guy,  This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even

Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.

He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
                                                                                                                       
He especiall y wanted to tha nk the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
                                                                                               
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,

'I'm out of here.'

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the
Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations
in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best
man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD

na wa oh!

JustGood:
hmmmmmmmmmm

many women are unmarried, serially married, divorced etc because of this reason.

My wife is educated but she was brought up to have respect for me as the head of the house. I am not her boss but I am the head of the family and she respects that and she is submissive: I love my wife to bits and would never wish for anyone of those 'wise' women.

@Scopium,
that is what I mean. Don't feel like u are the boss of ur wife. Respect each other and ur marriage will be blissful

Nice write up!

bawomolo:
you guys are too sensitive

Word!

Its only the internet. Maybe y'all should just ignore these topics.

u keeps digging up all this old threads?

Since 2005??
They are prolly married by now.

Seun:
How is what they wear under their clothes any of your business?

Oga seun don come again

sorry sir . . . i forgot u be the administrator . . . wateva happens to freedom of speech?

blacklion:
I don't really want to know if how many guys my sweetheart has been with - that's ancient history

but I sure as hell want to know if -

1. she's been married before [native, church, registry, all or any of the above]

2. she has any kids before [dead or alive]

3. she has any criminal convictions

4. she has any problems with her credit history, bad debts, outstanding loans etc

5. she was into aristo

#1 skeletons that kills relationships

all families are crazy in some way, different ways and in their own ways . . . good or bad regardless.

My dad tends to be the quiet type but when u cross ur boundaries, run as far as ur legs can take else . . .

acidrop:
obviously because they are educated and can easily spot the always wrong husband

True, but then again . . . some men except their wives to slave to them all the name of being the husband of the house.

@poster,

is it your parents that will live with him?

Do u and be happy!

Scopium:
[size=13pt]If you love something let it go. If it comes back to you it's yours but if it doesn't I guess you know the rest[/size]

Word!

Give him a break, stop calling him . . .maybe he'll come around later.

Results of westernization

ikamefa:
e don teeeeeeeeeeeey! i remember my days at obalende lagos! all those rich hausa- alhajis wearing female undies under their robes

Seriously? 

hey, maybe it does make them comfy

Kenneth cole - Reaction----is a killer

Just love the drama!

anyone watching the lastest cycle?
I kind of liked Fatima when the show started and tot she'll make it far
but now, she is becoming really annoying with all her stressing on being circumcised at the age of 7. Isn't that what they practiced in their country?

she really does look like Iman tho?

Old, Old, Old Topic!

jkpretty:
Nooo, the knees doesn't even have to go bending. The question is why shld the proposal be on phone. Why not face to face. Maybe those doing overseas love don't mind sha

Those doing overseas love are the ones that carry to the extreme oh.

funny enuff . . . a collegue of mine got proposed to this weekend . . . 18,000ft above the ground.
She is so excited, it was taped and that is what we've been hearing all day at work    

imagine what if, after all that wahala she said no to the guy?

OMO IBO:
i was about the last person amongst my friends to experience it. they always talked about it. i felt like what da heck.

Total Opposite.
I was the first amongst my friends to start wearing a bra, started menstraul cycle. It wasn't that bad . . . My mum sang it in ma ears before it came. I was now the teacher advising and teaching my friends wat to do and how to go about it

@ poster,
just like JK and Pepeye said, if u offered her the money and she accepted, I don't nuthing wrong with that . . . although i won't do it cos I got my own ride.

but if she asked u for transport then, thats a different case . . . she's a broke ass girl or she just wanna use u.

It really depends but every/ most women would love to see a man go down on one knee and propose to them and yeah . . . . with a ring!

no ring . . .no proposal

@morenike, iwo expert? pity ya!

i give up on u. both ma eyes are on both of u . . . watchin and monitoring u both closely.

mo fe lo sun jo . . . talk to ya tomoro.

morenike09:
haaaaaaaaaaaaa. . . . that na abomination o. . .

but it does happen

spoilt:
is it just me or is it men trapping women with pregnancy?
they refuse to use condoms intentionally to knock you up. im not playing here.

and the girls are stupid enuff to allow a guy sleep with them without condoms.

it really goes both ways

morenike09:
dnt blame me oh, it was how you wrote the yoruba na. . .abeg, dnt spoil my language.

aso ebi for you? when you divorced my bro and toook all the money? aso ebi ko aso eba ni

Is there more to you and ur brotha that i don't know?
abi since when did u become an advocate for him . . . hmmmm ae u sure u guys are just brothers and sisters?

ha. . . fear dey catch me for una oh!

morenike09:
sorry oh, but what is aso ebi?

and u call ursef a yoruba girl

It's the group clothes that u family and friends wear on ur wedding day. u know how ur friends and family pick a design or ankara and head gear??

comprehende?

morenike09:
rotflmao . . .now i understand why my brother left you oh. . .you're one dangerous pikin. . .and here and there, i read people wanting to meet Busta and that Busta is gentle . . . woe to them, their minds have been poisoned

That ur yeye brotha. . . sorry for the next girl that comes along. I am indeed gentle but do not take my gentleness to mean stupidity!
enways. . at least i tried and he no work. u nko? when are sending me the aso ebi?