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tonardo: AIRTEL is truly useless.. Good for nothing network..
The only people that uses airtel are people that has not experience fast Internet connection.

seriously, i concur!

Yes i treasure my soul mate since it darkened my hair, i can't do without both the relaxer and the cream or any soul mate products.

I don't have the best but i know the worst and it is aritel. God punish them.

Whaaat?

Mine is cool, doesn't smoke, i'm the one that smokes sometimes, but he wakes me up early morning with cattarh and sneezing too much of it, i hate cattarh damn

Later, someone who answers shehu or muhammed will shamelessly tell us that islam is a religion of peace.
That reminds me of Geroge Orwell's book, 1984 where the ministry of peace are inchearge of wars and ministry of love will torture you to a point you'll own up to a crime you didn't even commit.
Sarcasm at its peak!!
And silly religion that needs to be abolished asap!

Later, someone who answers shehu or muhammed will shamelessly tell us that islam is a religion of peace.
That reminds me of Geroge Orwell's book, 1984 where the ministry of peace are inchearge of wars and ministry of love will torture you to a point you'll own up to a crime you didn't even commit.
Sarcasm at its peak!!


And stupid religion that needs to be abolished asap!

Acidosis: Experience in "what" exactly?

What do you need the experience for? Are you King Solomon?

in life, experience in every aspect matters. No matter how stupid the thing may be or seem, experience on it matters!!

Jeff
Foxworthy on Muslims: 1. If you refine heroin
for a living, but you have a moral objection to
liquor... You are a Muslim 2. If you own a $
3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket
launcher, but you can't afford shoes... You are
a Muslim 3. If you have more wives than
teeth... You are a Muslim 4. If you think vests
come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide...
You are a Muslim 5. If you can't think of
anyone you haven't declared Jihad against...
You are a Muslim 6. If you consider television
dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
your clothing... You are a Muslim 7. If you
were amazed to discover that cell phones
have uses other than setting off roadside
bombs... You are a Muslim 8. If you have
nothing against women and think every man
should own at least four... You are a Muslim 9.
If you find this offensive or racist and don't
forward it... You are a Muslim!! ---------------
----- Buddhists living with Hindus = No
Problem Hindus livin g with Christians = No
Problem Christians living with Shintos = No
Problem Shintos living with Confucians = No
Problem Confusians living with Baha'is = No
Problem Baha'is living with Jews = No
Problem Jews living with Atheists = No
Problem Atheists living with Buddhists = No
Problem Buddhists living with Sikhs = No
Problem Sikhs living with Hindus = No
Problem Hindus living with Baha'is = No
Problem Baha'is living with Christians = No
Problem Christians living with Jews = No
Problem Jews living with Buddhists = No
Problem Buddhists living with Shintos = No
Problem Shintos living with Atheists = No
Problem Atheists living with Confucians = No
Problem Confusians living with Hindus = No
Problem Muslims living with Hindus = Problem
Muslims living with Buddhists = Problem
Muslims living with Christians = Problem
Muslims living with Jews = Problem Muslims
living with Sikhs = Problem Muslims living
with Baha'is = Problem. Muslims living with
Shintos = Problem Muslims living with Atheists
= Problem MUSLIMS LIVING WITH MUSLIMS =
BIG PROBLEM.

The more you approach them, the more experience you get, and finding a girl to marry won't be hard

Hey lady, you dropped something on the floor.

*when she looks down and back at you suprised, you should be creative enough to start a conversation*

dotcomnamename: [size=15pt]Shameful Hitler...after you suspend him and God lifts him high lolz

Sanusi please beware, make sure you eat from the same plate with that krook JEG if not he will poison you O!, you remember M.K.O?.
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the most apparent different b/w you and them is they actually have brain.

Good riddance to bad rubbish

jnrbayano: Others aren't bad as well then.

how many of the 'others' played atleast last year's nations cup? Or even in their clubs, to prove they're really good?

Mikel was among the contender for africa's best player tho.

jnrbayano: Mikel should be the 1st name in your list.

just because mikel didn't play well in the world cup doesn't mean he's bad.

Dude you should be jailed for this!!

collynzo2: 34th is not a good ranking for Nigeria.
Take it or leave it.

and you eexpected to fly from 44th to 5th or even 1st?? It's little by little naa poco a poco, the result shows we're improving look at the positive sides.
Has your salary ever got increased from 5k to 40k??

Since 7th july Tell me this is a big joke?

I've read about castro, but they didn't mention Gyan there.

What of spain?? They should drop to 20 places.




Wetin cote d voire dey play sef!!!! We should come first in Africa then Algeria second or vice versa then then ghana and others should distribute from 10th position to 30 in africa amongst themselves

Very soon they'll say seun don join illuminati

Happy birthday!

It seems bigger part of prominent people and celebrities were born in july, whizkid, nonso diobi, seun, and many others.

This devil guy must be a mischievous criminal tho

Ladies, do you know that there is a big difference between dating and courting. I know! I know! Most of us use the words interchangeably and we really need to stop doing that.
I believe that alot of our heartache and pain stems from not knowing the difference between the two.
If we know the difference between dating and courting and put what we know into practice, the dating scene would not be as complicated as it is today. Relationships become complicated because we are in search for love but is going about it the wrong way to find it.
Here are a few ways to know the differences and similarities between dating and courting:
1. When you are dating you should never meet his family. In this stage you are getting to know one another. You are learning things such as his likes and dislikes. Your goal is to learn as much as possible about each other without any outside influences.
It is ok to meet the family if you are courting.
2. Dating is getting to know you. Courting is planning for marriage. During your dating stages you are acquaintances not lovers and cannot move into courting until both people can openly and honestly say we are courting with intensions of getting married.
3. s*x is a no no for both dating and courting. s*x should be reserved for marriage. If you have s*x in either the dating or courting stages you may risk the opportunity to actually become a bride. The old saying “why buy the whole cow if you can get the milk for free” still remains true in some cases.
Yes ladies, some of these tips (and there are more) may be a hard pill to swollow but one needed to get our dating scene back to healthy and fun. Unless, you have decided that marriage isn’t for you, the dating stage should be short lived followed by courting.
Remember ladies, being in love with the right person is the key to a happy and fulfilled life.

Odilafta: Eeya
sorry

lol welcome.

p.s just like you i'm being sarcastic too

Illuminatus: Don't you dare use shaving powder or cream down there! Some experts have said that these bumps appear because a) the area got infected or b) the area wasn't properly shaved, making the hair have in-growths. Some people (like me) have really sensitive skin. I advice you to trim with electric clipper and not shave.

noted, thanks

Odilafta: Use dusting powder

some people will never get serious

Please i need you guys suggestions/ideas/contributions etc.
I've used shaving sticks and clippers, yet i get bumps probably when the hairs are about to grow back.
Is there anyway i can shave up there or even the armpits without getting bumps?
Have any one used shaving powder?
How does it work?
Any after effects?

It or she will defo be wrong today, netherland will expose argentina just like germany exposed brazil yesterday.

People blaming Keshi are just being unpatriotic and unreasonable!!
When was the last time Nigeria won anything in football or even qualify for anything
Keshi took over alongside his team, won the afcon.
Have Nigeria ever qualified for chan tournament before?? No. Keshi qualified for the tournament, took the unfamiliar home base boys and won the bronze!
Keshi qualified the team for world cup comfortably, without making us to count and calculate if we will qualify or not, he coached the super eagle and they beat the ethiopians home and away comfortably.
When was the last time Nigeria won any team in the world cup?? But we qualified our group this time around and reached the second round of the tournament.
Under Keshi, we transformed from super chicken to african champion.
Ffs why can't Nigerians appreciate something for once?? How many of us can improve anything in life talk more of improving a dead team
What of spain are they not the world champions? Where are they now? What of italy? Even ghana?
Is Keshi not the only african coach and even the least paid that made it to the second round??
Grow up people learn to look at the positive side of things!
One person wins a competition that doesn't mean the loser is bad, if everybody wins a competition then it's a childs play!!!

I need more beer
Thank you Keshi.

Glo frauds award