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okk i will start the phone part whhen i grow up

c.ronaldo, but somethin keeps shouting manuel neuer in my head.

ghana and algeria.

never liked south africa

nothing new, i will just smile and text back.

im always in the gym. hehrhehe

1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3
days.
He's probably dead.
2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days!
I guess he hasn't reached Dubai!!!
3. Someone's status is "Happy" since 1
month.
Living in Paradise I guess?
4. Someone is always "Available". How free
are you?
5. From first day their status is, "Hey there!
I'm using
WhatsApp"
I Know, that's why you're on my list!
6. Someone writes "Urgent calls only".
Don't get it... Are you in the police or
ambulance
service?
7. Someone says, "Can't talk, WhatsApp
only".
Dude then throw away your phone, you're not
using
the phone's Primary function.
8. Someone is "At the movies" for the past 6
weeks.
Either he owns da theater or sells
popcorn there, just guessing
9. Someone's own "At school".
What the hell are we gonna do about your
being in
school, save us the story it's all yours not for
us
10. Someone puts "Busy" for 2 months and a
week.
She must be very busy probably
"picking beans"
11. This pisses off most "Battery about to
die" for 3
consecutive months.
Should we you contact PHCN concerning the
power
situation of your house?
12. How can someone be "At the gym" for 4
months?
Is he preparing himself for a race against
Using Bolt?
13. You're always "In a meeting" then focus
on the
meeting, quit WhatsApp.
Is WhatsApp the venue of your meeting?

funmo:
hahahahaha
hohohohoho

please dear define forecast

funmo:
hahahahaha!!!! you meant "when I was in (a) haste" sir?... and the word "forecast " doesn't apply here sir! use "predict" !!! stupidity, foolishness and a life not gotten are actually traced to people who rant when being shown the way sir! see?

define forecast.
besides i want to know if i'm talking to a clown here, cus you look like one in that pix of yours, both the facial expression and the funny jacket with the fela style pantsuit.

funmo:
Sir! I assume this is a joke. Your lexical structure is not fit for first position sir! it's A NOTE OF WARNING to... not for sir..you shouldn't say "second prize and consolation prizes respectively", I won't tell you why, I don't want you to even emerge in top hundred for the essay sir. And what tense is "the first position is already taken by me " sir?!!! But if you insist on going ahead as per writing the essay, send me your finished-work for edit pronto!!!

ALL THE BEST

and you will use what i wrote probly when im in a haste to pass across a message to forecast how my wtite up will be when im in a cool environment huh? you'rr a stupid fффl. get a life kid.

how are we going to submit the essay?



p.s im interested in this essay, so a note of warning for my fellow competitors, go for the second prize and consolation prizes respectively, because the first position is already taken by me, and no nigerian stands a chance!

wetin i go comment now, well all this idiots that are abusing goodluck in the internet should be sentenced to prison too.

peace

what of the 65 naira bank charge? Bleep cbn and its governor

stanvesco:
just kidin
omo kekere= li2 child

baje= spoil

okk.

look for job in another firm, and don't come to work with the car till you are ready to quit.
maybe that's your boss way of telling yu not to spend beyond your means or he's just plain selfish.

a gentleman sits comfortably in his couch and receives bank credit alerts.

a gentleman don't hussle for anydamn thing, he gets them in a platter of gold.

a gentleman smokes weed but he doesn't know how to wrap it.

a gentleman should be tall, athletic, sexy, handsome and sweet like me.

stanvesco:
an omo kekere is viewing this thread,do not baje him for his moda

whats that?

what's your soundtrack? if anyone understood what i mean.

that pregnant virgin abi??
charles novia is right.

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9 if it happen again i will chase d goddamn car

smoking weed

iceberylin:
See Maga

you'rr not a maga cuz you're probly a broke a$$

ok

that's why they are all terrorists.

give her anyways, yu are bigger than that.
maybe she gave what she can afford.

serves her right, bashing innocent kids who arr not even politicians is way outta line.

you've never witnessed a neat toilet before, dnt worry wen yu do, you will even go inside with ur books

im 6'1 80kg, i date any girl i want, no lady with a heartbeat can turn down my request