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buygala:
11- Taking Burantashi, Viagra, Vega 100, or other sex enhancers just to satisfy her sexually or 'teach her a lesson' ...... when the side effects of ingesting such drugs kick in on you, she and her vagina will most likely still be in optimum and tight condition .....

12- Fighting because of her . ... Before you, there was someone. .. during your tenure, there is probably still someone else.... after you, there will still be a multitude of fucckers available to her.... Just because you assume that someone is trespassing on your exclusive punanni doesn't mean you should go all Rambo and shitt .... Getting killed because of a Vagina is the most shameful way to exit this sweet life .... Na so she go just observe 2second silence for your wake-keeping, and move on to the next peniss

BE WISE... SEX NO BE OLYMPIC COMPETITION. ... THEM NO DEY GIVE AWARD FOR BEST FUCCKER OF THE CENTURY .....
No girl is worth sacrificing one's health or life

AJOT99:
Sai who now?


I am watching and patiently waiting.

All d ardent supporters of each party ready to cause post election violence after d declaration. U will not succeed in Jesus name.

proxillin:
Its called masturb.ation

Fesomu:
Jonathan should not bother to leave otuoke.. We will post all his belongings @ aso rock to him... All I see is Sai Buhari

omotoyiwa:
In all father Lord,let your WILL be done .

ebukaOtika:
Waow ,,,, even Babes sabi our Body chemistry pass us fa ,,,,?

ignis:
It only happens to pervert men. ...With so many dirty thoughts in mind.

clevvermind:
You are a big fool, you are defending the
terroristic Buhari becuase of your wicked
and stupid APC alliance!!.Buhari is a blood
sucker and a wicked man.He will NEVER
win any election in his life and WIll never
be our President.The vampire never
condemned the atrocities of Boko Haram
and never sympathises with the innocent
youth corpers that was killed due to his
directive to his Islamic terrorist to kill all
southerners in the north who refuses to
vote for him during the last election.

all the innocent people buhari has killed in the past will haunt him and you. say amen if you think those people he executed are really guilty. say amen!! nonsense. God would soon punish you people.

don't provoke me this morning.

jossy1luv:
We were about starting exams during my 200l, was busy gisting with my friend, mr obi okonkwo a.k.a O.O (baddest lect in the dept) walked in and told me to stand on top of the desk for a whole 20mins (omo c disgrace for multi-purpose hall)....had to comply instantly cos begging him is increasing ur punishment. A class of over 300.....very embarrassing
Great nacoss....Unizik04

alabiyemmy:
him own phone camera dey front?

Dygeasy:
This one na recently o. This Eid Celebration that just passed. I gave my tailor my ankara material to sew normal buba and trousers for me one week to Sallah and I paid him right there to avoid rushing and any stupid excuses. I left and gave him all the time in the world. ONE day to sallah I went to his shop and he had finished my trouser and had designed the buba. All that was left was to couple the buba and my cloth don gallant. I gave him the thumbs up sign. Instinct just say make I test-drive my trouser na hin I wear am o. Before the trouser enter my waist, I just dey pull am dey twist my waist. Trouser wey dey use rope faa, no be belt o. I no talk, I wear am like that. I con look myself by myself, I see say one leg na pencil, the other na bootcut. What tha? I looked at him. Wetin be this? "Hope you know I must collect this cloth today?"

His apprentice said "Ehn na. Shebi we don finish am?"

"Finish wetin? This one wey I wear resemble cloth for your eyes? Na you invent this style?"

The guy dey look.

"Answer na." I told him. "Oga," I faced my tailor."Who sewed my cloth?"

He had to tell me it was his apprentice. A girl for that matter. "A girl sewed my clothes? We don too play abi?"

I collected my cloth on Sallah dah gangan and the cloth no balance up till today. They had to loosen, resew, cut over and over again.

Dygeasy:
This one na recently o. This Eid Celebration that just passed. I gave my tailor my ankara material to sew normal buba and trousers for me one week to Sallah and I paid him right there to avoid rushing and any stupid excuses. I left and gave him all the time in the world. ONE day to sallah I went to his shop and he had finished my trouser and had designed the buba. All that was left was to couple the buba and my cloth don gallant. I gave him the thumbs up sign. Instinct just say make I test-drive my trouser na hin I wear am o. Before the trouser enter my waist, I just dey pull am dey twist my waist. Trouser wey dey use rope faa, no be belt o. I no talk, I wear am like that. I con look myself by myself, I see say one leg na pencil, the other na bootcut. What tha? I looked at him. Wetin be this? "Hope you know I must collect this cloth today?"

His apprentice said "Ehn na. Shebi we don finish am?"

"Finish wetin? This one wey I wear resemble cloth for your eyes? Na you invent this style?"

The guy dey look.

"Answer na." I told him. "Oga," I faced my tailor."Who sewed my cloth?"

He had to tell me it was his apprentice. A girl for that matter. "A girl sewed my clothes? We don too play abi?"

I collected my cloth on Sallah dah gangan and the cloth no balance up till today. They had to loosen, resew, cut over and over again.

Pronmix:
The story of Abubakar comes to mind when I saw this topic, dude was supposed to sow my uniform I would resume school with in about 3 weeks very much plenty time right (lol), I actually noticed something was wrong when he was taking measurements, tried explaining how and what style I want it to be he kept saying he understands and I thought yeah he must have been doing this a long time to know what's up very wrong, he said I should come a week later I showed up, his colleague said he's out of town but dropped message that I should check back next week, came again he said he's done but needs to iron it that I should come later, came back when he asked the shop was closed now its few days to resumption I began to panic cos since then he wouldn't pick mumsy's call, we had to set spies to catch him unawares he brought the "uniform" lol if it was qualified to be called that it looked like Fela's tailor was having a bad day, the trousers was so tight at the waist area my junior boy was squashed to one side and the legs very fat I could sow another one with them, the shirt was something else picture Fela's tight shirts hanging at the midriff, it so funny I couldn't get angry. I skipped school for a week so as to get another one cos I already outgrew the old ones. Tailors, mechanics, shoe makers they all act the same one disappointment or the other.

naijaboiy:
hmmmm

Solo the tailor!

I can ne'er forget solo the tailor

I gave solo some yards of white material to sow me a white shirt for my school uniform back then cos I didn't like buying the ones our school tailors made.

This was 3weeks to resumption and solo had all the time in the universe to complete this work and even loosen the threads and sew it again.

I was to go on saturday and I came on thursday to collect my clothes,,only for solo to tell me that his mother had been sick and he went to the village to see her.

He said he was almost through and that I should come the next day. Little did I know that solo had not even cut the material talk more of sewing.

I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt and come on saturday to collect my clothes. Solo was not around when I came,,only his apprentice. The apprentice gave the clothes that solo had sewn for me,,probably overnight.

I decided to test the clothes,,before leaving the shop...Lo and behold
One hand was longer than the other one,,the other shirt was pure sleeveless. Material was not enough for that one,,prolly cos he had wasted the material.

I left the clothes there angrily and went back home to manage the old uniforms I have.

Later on I heard he was arrested by another customer because he sold her material to another lady.

But solo's shop is still erect and he's still working and having customers

That guy must be using some sort of jazz

Princecalm:
Xo wat do you want us to do now,just tell us.

hannesy: Lalalallalallastica is soooo obsess with celebrities quote me wrong