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Explorers:
What makes you think that i dont add source to my threads sir?

Have you checked before typing this?

And how many of my threads can you bring up that's not having source on the first post?

Did you even go through this thread at all, did you check the first post?

Baba no vex, no vex

Hey OP, nice thread u got going

I have some questions though
1)What is d difference between pneumatic and electronic system
2)What is d minimum cost of establishing this business(from d startup)

And i'd like more details sent through this moniker's mail.

thornapple:
For what reason?.
you sound like a born heartbreaker.

Tons of reasons thornie, but I doubt any man in his right senses would ever call it quits with you, Not even a born heartbreaker

Hey you're not married, are you.

gbosaa:
Why you dey drink agbojedi for another man diarrhoea? Woman wrapper look well. Caster semenya is not bad looking.

Look at the pix and compare.

Issorite
I have heard. Man/woman wrapper, we have heard.

gbosaa:
Sister you take style resemble Caster Semenya of South Africa. Are you by any chance related to him or her.

U no well, ah swear. How d babe take resemble d man/woman na

thornapple:
Rubbish!! Why engage in premarital sex by the way.
Your husband could never dump you.

Uhm... Yes, he can

Explorers:
How many dem suppose give am?

100 bro.. One hundred.

I bet muslims will be like, " 26?!, who the bleep are these people?!!, just 26??!, What happened to the remaining 74?

auntysimbiat:
LAURA: POOR GIRL UGLY GAL LIVING ON SISTER'S GLORY...


LINDA: forming self made.. teaching people to be self made.. forgetting dat only GOD CAN MAKE




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SIMBIATU: Hating two sisters that don't even know her fat-ass exists.

Who else sees a class clown??

The boy is just trying to make people la ff.

Read about him a couple of years ago. Dubbed him "hitler's Orochimaru".

9jakohai:
And the one govt cannot pay because funds are scarce.

Still stand by my post though. University is an expensive proposition

TRUE.

You should correct this.

Well, the lecturers want a salary increase....

Its not true.

9jakohai:
[s]Well, the lecturers want a salary increase....and the funding is not enough to guarantee that...especially as it is coming from the states,not the Federal Government.

So, the VC has to increase school fees so that they can get more money to pay the lecturers their new improved salaries...and provide new equipment of course.[/s]

Before anyone quotes me to blast me....consider that running universities is a very expensive prospect. You have to pay for the university to work. And right now...fees less than N50000 ($100) or even 150000 ($300) are not enough to keep a university running well. All those nice universities abroad have fees as high as $20000 and above. And many Nigerians who go there pay the fees without complaint.

They don't want a raise, no one said anything about a raise. They just want their outstanding salaries. You know, the one govt owes them.

As I dey read am dey go, I don dey call d husband different variations of "mumu". As I see d pishure lyk dis, e just weak me.

The husband is white... The husband is white

naturefellow:
I think that the sarcasm is totally uncalled for.

I still don't see it.. the sarcasm

soberdrunk:
This is "animal cruelty"!!! This rat is innocent until proven guilty and he deserves his day in court

Lol.

Kuku remove 'sober' frm ur moniker.

Good stuff.

Flygeriansteve:
The Bible actually talks about presenting our bodies as living sacrifices, holy and acceptable before God which is reasonable service. Now that is clear enough and is the type that Samuel underwent. But there's no other explanation to burnt offering. It was simply burnt to crisp and its smoke went up to heaven where God savoured it.
That's the fate Jephthah's daughter suffered.

He sure loves his burnt flesh.

costandi:
And she couldn't realise she was chatting with a small boy in yaba all this while.

Exactly dude.

redon12:
actually God hear us..
But there is a difference between

Hear And Listen...

that is why it is only those that have through self discipline that deserve they fruit of they holy spirit ..

actually in Nature A human being that God Listens to can ask for thunder to strike a person and it will happen...

but because they power of they holy ghost can be misused it is given to some certain people that have self discipline (e.g some body that resists sin and hates His own body all his mind is directed to heaven making a gate way to be connected to they spiritual)

take for example God gave Lucifer they power as an angel in heaven... but he is misusing it Now...
and since God is a God of justice ..
he will not strip him of his powers...

THERE WAS A TIME I PRAYED AND COMMANDED A HEAVY RAIN THAT WAS AT THEY PITCH OF FALLING IN MID AUGUST SOME YEARS BACK IN THE NAME OF JESUS TO SEIZE FALLING AND IT DID

its all because God listens to me at that time than Now.

Really mahn ?. God was listening to you, and that's what u asked for?, a stewpid rain to stop?. Mtche, SMH. All d sheet going on in d world and this.. Where do you live, hun??, where do you stay.

easterwick:
THAT IS IT NO ONE CAN EVER UNDERSTAND EVEN MY FAMILY,FRIENDS,HATERS HAS NEVER UNDERSTAND ME WHEN I SPEAK BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS REASON EARTHLY THINGS THE ONLY THING THAT UNDERSTAND ME ARE DOVES CUZ THEY SYMBOLISE PEACE AND LOVE
the world is going to join together from the division of the serpent
true love we be establish no more death and sorrow

Kikiki . Doves!

optional1:
watching out for baby bump...




If she no born before August this year make my small small oranges small pass d wey e dey now...






Believe it or not she is pregnant.

*picks toothpick.

ritababe:
lol, you are not staying with him na are you? is not by force you must visit him na, stay in your house my dear if he want to visit he can come when your mom or dad is around.

Eh, You are evuh

Abeg wetin concern them.., They were not just threatening jammeh sef, they were threatening d entire nation. friggin war mongers.

Nelson21:
*walks into religion section*
*sees a new thread opened by lucy*
*grabs a chair, opens bottled coke and popcorn pack*

Lucyson .

Lastking147:
Goan Scam your Village pipu's

Lol.. U no get joy at all

Wrong title mahn @OP

Zoharariel:
I plucked some strands of pubic hair from the vineyard of my Ex's coochie & put it in a jar. Poured a bottle of denatured alcohol into it & was rubbing it on my cheeks twice a day.

Remember the bible says “as iron sharpeneth iron, so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend”

Yes, the same principle applies.

Lmao,, u get problem.

FrancisAsquare:
Atleast Mr. Boo Osin don't need to suicide again

Ah, he won't suicide na, his main reason for trying to suicide is back, suiciding now would be stupid. Soo ti gbo,, dnt suicide o.*laughs inside.

AZeD1:
True it's the 2nd.
The first being not believing in Biafra and the by force joining of Delta state into their proposed country.

Lol,

SirWere:



hahn said he has an idea for something like this.....

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On a sidebar, Jack, if you want quick fame, you can easily just open a blog and say :

21 yr old ATHIEST turns Christian after 29 years professing atheism (if we can have an 80 year old young lady; this should be too hard ) . "God slapped me"; he claims.

Then you can write a book with an apt title like. "From knowing to believing" or "That Rationality of religion".
Of course, these books can be a newer version of the same old flawed arguments put forward by apologists to defend their faith. E no concern you.
Just spice it up with anecdotes. You know how humans love anecdotes!!
Create a Youtube page and come back on NL as a firebrand christian.
Persuade Nairaland atheists to help your ministry....and if they agree; they drop their reason and claim religion saved them.

By that time, you'll be famous and well known.

Your blogs will be getting a million views and your name will be used up an dan in debates.

Drop some juicy quotes too...

"When a man stop reasoning...only then he begins to see the truth for what it is"

"I used to believe in evolution. But one day I asked myself : How is it that my hands are the right length, shape and width; to scratch my balls It was then I realized : Nature cannot give me such a perfect tools to scratch my balls from randomness. Something must have given me a perfect scrotum toucher. Something......or someone

and other quotes like that.
They'll love it!!

If you want to go a step further, you can publish more books like "The Divine slap : 21 ways to make God hit your face with success" and other "inspiriationals".

They'll love it

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P.S : I hope no one will use this thread to say Atheists need churches because they still believe God. I sincerely hope not

Rofl..u people will not kill somebody.

Anas09:
Sad little man.
I love you, I love you sooo much. Forget that everyone in your life rejected you. Am here son, let me love you boy. My heart is big enough for you too.
Not everyone is as heartless as your folks.

You know why am able to love you? Am a mother of Street Kids. If i don't love them, i can't pick them off the Streets and give them a home. I see you right now as one of my Street kids.

Let me bring you in and show you love boy. Not everyone is heartless.

Those 'boy' parts tho,, , be making a strong African woman sound like a funny racist snowflake.