One at a time

Don't ever do it. She won't kill herself.

Rip t̶̲̥̅̊ø̲̣̣̥ him. How did they know their conversion? Still wondering

Untill she needs you A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ you are ₪ό̲̣̣̣̥t available cos of wifey, then the assurance will become shaky

Toks2008:
I will refrain from saying TRY ME.

You are wise

He try no be small

I always appreciate handiwork. So keep it up, even though I was expecting some mouth watering yummy cake.

Another Naira story. Well Naira sorry

Congrats bro, see smiles. I love good things

Toks2008:

lol! If i handle you,you will beg me to marry you.

₪ό̲̣̣̣̥t in your wildest imagination

Everybody is accusing everybody, have they forgotten †̥hα̲̅†̥ our president is for everybody.

I love women †̥hα̲̅†̥ knows their worth. She sure does. Hope its a lesson t̶̲̥̅̊ø̲̣̣̥ them

Toks2008:


Yeah i guess some ladies will find it very epic and let me see this scenario....the new guy dumps her and she finds herself with another man and she is asked this same question by the present guy who apparently would have been her ex i guess she will now place a bigger stuff beside the bigger one now right?Iranu,abacha

This is why many marriages break,the ex factor.A lady will marry an innocent man and starts comparing his dick with Tunde,an ex with a giant size rod,then compares his financial benevolence with that of Richard the rich ex she dated while in school and she will expect the hubby to be as romantic as Desmond an ex who was very caring to a fault.

GOD HELP OUR WOMEN.

When the guy asked the question, he was expecting an answer, he got one, let him deal. Btw why are you pained with M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ comment, are you the small banana?

Omg. Trailer again?

Epic response

T̶̲̥̅̊ø̲̣̣̥ ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ hanging is ₪ό̲̣̣̣̥t enough. He should be maimed, one finger at a time

She was promised a holy child when she went t̶̲̥̅̊ø̲̣̣̥ seek for miracles. I still wonder

I won't let them take M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ money, I ┈̥-̶̶̯̥͡a̶̲̥̅♏ changing t̶̲̥̅̊ø̲̣̣̥ underground savings, no time

Now I know, I'm keeping this one

Very bad of him.

Mr cork, you are one funny man, anyways, waiting for the name still

Being in the hospital on a day like this makes this thread the best. Thanks op, for making me laugh through this

Too bad

You will find him. D re-union will be so emotional. Oh, hope he is still alive

I would really love to understand these complex premises.

I really dont know what is wrong with ppl. This is supposed to be fun, i remember jokingly telling my mum that it's not ite(igbo name for pot) pot. she still use the two together, n we all laugh abt it

TODAY is my birthday and I am SIX HOURS away from blowing up.

D saying that if you make something absolutely clear , some people will still be confused. I doff my cap badder badder for these muslims

Wow, ℓ̊ admire him S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ much, τ̲̅ђe thought of freedom.

Lola is an epitome of beauty anytime. Those saying d girl by τ̲̅ђe left is more beautiful, cos they knew who Lola is, na jelousy they worry them. On Ǎ̜̣̍ normal day U̶̲̥̅̊ know that Lola is more beautiful of τ̲̅ђe two.