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190: He's an african man so he can eat as many soups as he wants

As long as u re ready to b stab in d eye, no no no i mean joystick

Beauty is a combination of many pretty features of d body while pretty could just b an attractive face. I am one pretty example of BEAUTIFUL

I pity d white gal inviting pest to her house

Consequence of eating two diff. Kind of soup @ d same time.

Omg, this topic is so on point. Av been a victim n d guy was telling someone that knew my then boyfriend hw he met a girl at d bank n one thing led to another n they re now deeply in love. He has like seven pics of me. It was a big problem until i found out he was my fb friend n got it there. when i saw him he felt so silly.

O boy! As Blackberry don chop my money tire,na im I
come vex yesterday sell am, I come take some money
from it buy China phone!
Now am in bigger trouble!!!
1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging.
2. The phone has TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter,
firelighter etc.
3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.
4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g NokLa,
blackderry, i-porn, samswag
etc.
5. When an aeroplane passes by it records"one
missed call".
6. When a big truck hoots; it records "charger
connected".
7. When a Chinese man passes by you it says"one
Bluetooth device found"
8. When a fine boy/gal passes by u, it says "Ur favourite
food found"
9. When an ugly boy/gal passes, it says, "Virus detected"=))
Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy

Interesting Facts
8 facts still hidden from us :
1) 90% of people in Australia dont
drink milk.
2) Snake's vision is upto 5 km.
3) A man can touch sun if his
body is completely surrounded by
mercury.
4) No twins have been born till
now in Greenland.
5) Zebra doesnt have a liver.
6) All the above details are false.
7) Thanks for believing for a while.
Today is 1 April, but a Fool can be fool on any day too.

Thats not a fair one

Did he get fat? Its a possible cause

Omg, make up at night! Thats so uncomfortable. Maybe they re about to go clubing or to a nite show

So very fair beiby

Early last year I noticed that in my dreams I can really think u know like make my self what I want it to be. Let me explain, if i dreamt where was being pursued I can decide to just be invisible n i will be, d person or persons will just be looking at me but wont see me. I can decide just to fly n do it or to turn a lenghty journey to just d back yard, i will do it. I practically can decide anything like saying i dont want to b in d villa that i want to b in school n i will b there. I will like to know if this is ok. Cos my sisters say its not possible but I do them.

Thamk God ooooo

cigar icon: Am allergic to it

So sorry u re missing alot

pavitrabalse07: Honey is the only food that will not spoil forever ..

Yeah right

DID YOU KNOW:
Company Name Origin/Meaning.
1. Mercedes - Name of the
daughter of the founder … 2. Nokia - Name of city and river in Finland.
3. Pepsi - Named from the
digestive enzyme pepsin.
4. Honda - From the name of itsfounder Soichiro Honda …
5. Sony - from the Latin word 'sonus' meaning sound …
6. Maggi - Food company
named after its founder, Julius Maggi …
7. Suzuki - From the name of its founder, Michio Suzuki …
8. Samsung - Meaning 'three stars' in Korean …
9. Toyota - From the name of founder, Sakichi Toyoda …. .
10. Yamaha - After Torakusu Yamaha, who founded the company
11. Adidas - From the name of the founder Adolf (Adi) Dassler (das).

Honey is the most perfect product of nature because it contains almost all the ingredients thatmake up the human body. It is not surprising that it is an indispensable ingredients in many households, and with proper eating this sweet and thick juice turns into a medicine.
Do you take honey without the liquid, it is desirable to keep it in the mouth until it dissolves.When you put it in the tea drink you must be careful it is not too hot because then it lose its medical properties. Because of the easy digestibility, it return energy immediately, and ensures long-term application of physical staminaand mental stability.
We usually use honey when we take a cold, but its health properties help in many other cases. Discover the few benefits of honey for which you did not know!
1. It's an ally in healing cuts and burns
If the wound is large, put some honey on it and it will heal faster.
2. It relieves hangover
Fructose accelerates the oxidation of alcohol in the liver. Honey contains approximately equal amounts of glucose and fructose and it can cause such a reaction, and to encourage faster combustion of alcohol in the body. So, next time you overdo it with a drink, eat two to three teaspoons of honey.
3. It can help in fighting cancer
Studies in mice have shown that some types of honey may prevent the growth of cancer cells. However, it is not known with certainty whether it works on humans. However, it will not hurt, for now and then, to take the jar of honey.
4. It is sweeter than sugar
This means that a small amount of honey will sweeten the drink enough, and the number of calories will be lower.
5. It contains antioxidants
As honey is darker, it contains more antioxidants, natural compounds that help in repairing damaged cells, which may increase the risk of heart disease or cancer. Sufficient daily dose is two to three teaspoons of honey, if you also eat enough fruits and vegetables every day

slimyem: ...not so new tips..

Who asked u or is ur mouth running tii?

My H.O.D in school gave me a form n it was about New Nation WoMen In Oil. It was like this u get it for #200 from her n fill out ur details n then pay #8,700 to their account n then after proccessing it u will start receiving monthly salary of #10000 n above depending. She said that its to empower women n curb prostitution n that it d 35% of d profit made from daily oil income n its a directive from GEJ. I checked out d website n its was there. I just want to know if anybody has come accross it n how genuine it is. This is d I.V pic n not d form i will upload d form later

mynameisjade: Real handy tips tanx luv

Caracta: Thank you

U re welcome darls

USEFUL AND
HANDY USES OF SALT !!!!
1. If you drop a whole egg on
the floor, pour salt all over the
egg, let it sit for awhile, then
use dustpan, the egg will come
right up, without all that mess.
2. Soak stained hankies in salt
water before washing.
3. Sprinkle salt on your shelves
to keep ants away.
4. Soak fish in salt water
before descaling; the scales
will come off easier.
5. Put a few grains of rice in
your saltshaker for easier
pouring.
6. Add salt to green salads to
prevent wilting.
7. Test the freshness of eggs
in a cup of salt water; fresh
eggs sink;bad ones float.
8. Add a little salt to your
boiling water when cooking
eggs; a cracked egg will stay in
its shell this way.
9. A tiny pinch of salt with egg
whites makes them beat up
fluffier.
10. Soak wrinkled apples in a
mildly salted water solution to
perk them up.
11. Rub salt on your pancake
griddle and your flapjacks
won't stick.
12. Soak toothbrushes in salt
water before you first use
them; they will last longer.
13. Use salt to clean your
discolored coffee pot.
14. Mix salt with turpentine to
whiten you bathtub and toilet
bowl

15 SPECTACULAR TRICKS FOR YOUR BODY !!!!
1.) If you've got an itch in your throat, scratch your ear. When the
nerves in the ear get stimulated, they create a reflex in the throat
that causes a muscle spasm, which cures the itch.
2.) Having trouble hearing someone at a partyor on the phone?
Use your right ear it's better at picking up rapid speech. But, the left is better at picking up music tones.
3.) If you need to relieve yourself BADLY, but you're not anywhere
near a bathroom, fantasize about RELATIONS. That preoccupies your brain and distracts it.
4.) Next time the doctor's going to give you an injection, COUGH as
the needle is going in. The cough raises the level of pressure in your
spinal canal, which limits the pain sensation as it tries to travel to
your brain.
5.) Clear a stuffed nose or relieve sinus pressure by pushing your
tongue against the roof of your mouth then pressing a finger between
your eyebrows. Repeat that for 20 seconds it causes the vomer bone
to rock, which loosens your congestion and clears you up.
6.) If you ate a big meal and you're feeling full as you go to sleep,
lay on your left side. That'll keep you from suffering from acid reflux it keeps your stomach lower than your esophagus, which will helps
keep stomach acid from sliding up your throat.
7.) You can stop a toothache by rubbing ice on the back of your
hand, on the webbed area between your thumb and index finger.
The nerve pathways there stimulate a part of the brain that blocks
pain signals from your mouth.
8.) If you get all messed up on liquor, and the room starts spinning, put your hand on something stable. The reason: Alcohol dilutes the blood in the part of your ear called the cupula, which regulates balance. Putting your hand on something stable gives your brain another reference point, which will help makethe world stop spinning.
9.) Stop a nose bleed by putting some cotton on your upper gums right behind the small dent below your nose and press against it hard. Most of the bleeding comes from the cartilage wall that divides the nose, so pressing there helps get it to stop.
10.) Nervous? Slow your heart rate down by blowing on your thumb. The vagus nerve controls your heart rate, and you can calm it down by breathing.
11.) Need to breathe underwater for a while? Instead of taking a huge breath, HYPERVENTILATE before you go under, by taking a bunch of short breaths. That'll trick your brain into thinking it has more oxygen, and buy you about 10 extra seconds.
12.) You can prevent BRAIN FREEZE by pressing your tongue flat against the roof of your mouth, covering as much surface area aspossible. Brain freeze happens because the nerves in the roof of your mouth get extremely cold, so your brain thinks your whole body is cold. It compensates by overheating which causes your head to hurt. By warming up the roof of your mouth, you'll chill your brain and feel better.
13.) If your hand falls asleep, rock your head from side to side. That'll wake your hand or arm up in less than a minute. Your hand falls asleep because of the nerves in your neck compressing so loosening your neck is the cure. If your foot falls asleep, that's governed by nerves lower in the body, so you need to stand up and walk around.
14.) Finally, this one's totally USELESS, but a nice trick. Have someone stick their arm out to the side, straight, palm down. Press down on his wrist with two fingers. He'll resist, and his arm will stay horizontal. Then, have him put his foot on a surface that's half an inch off the ground, like a stack of magazines, and do the trick again. Because his spine position is thrown off, his arm will fall right to his side,no matter how much he tries to resist.
15.) Got the hiccups? Press thumb and secondfinger over your
eyebrows until the hiccups are over - usually, in a short while

Eating a very sweet chocolate, lord it makes me climax

U can list 1000 points i dont care. The bible has d final answer n its all true

Very end time

[quote author=Mynd_44]Karma itself is outdated[/quote]U re so senseless n it shows

Guy pls this is my problem, i need a good relationship not all these come see my ppl boys. Its annoying

If u ve spoilt a girl n want to marry a descent gal, d law of karma go catch u n she go change to worse

Forgetting the dignity in marriage before children