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lrguru: does that mean that when he's around, u always store all ur poo poo in ur tummy?. ...Yuk...sweetie, thats disgusting

I will excuse myself, n i will tell him to go out that i wanna poo n he will say poo baby am right here do ur thing n i we will b talking to keep u on track, that so so annoying n i no go want shit again.

It might not necessarily be a bad thing.
As for me i can not want my lover to see me poo poo no matter what. Even if am sick.

Freshbabe: Why all the bashing about how they look? Is it really necessary? There's a lot to be said about people who constantly put others down. In a nutshell, We should learn to appreciate our own.
Here we see people buy magazines because Tyler Perry is on the cover or because Halle Berry is on the cover. At the end of the day they are all celebrities who needs to be encouraged when they appear on any spread. These are our celebrities we should encourage and appreciate them instead of constantly pulling them down with negative words.

Ezigbo mmadu, make i hear word Jor.

Who said Iyanya is sexy, make e shift Jor. He no even fine cha cha. Annie that pic is wow, u look classy n sassy, keep it up.

cknaija: I'm definitely Growing and when I grow up I won't want to be like you that would come online to announce to the world on how many sexual escapades past, present, future, as for ben 10 I love it... How did you know, me you on a date right now, pg13 hugging, feeding on chocholates and ben 10, and maybe a deliverance session from marriage phobia and thinking of maturity equates sex exploits makes you wonder then member pro$titute$ are actually matured and should be honored, stop being ashamed of who you are... You are either sleeping around for free, for cash, for lust, for gifts, or because you want to get a degree in maturity or you are not sleeping around, be proud of who you are and seek help if you need it, I'm here for you dear

Do u speak any English?

hardbody: I have so thoroughly enjoyed the discussions on this your thread. Guess what, Let me date you, I would not propose, I promise, deal? LOL

U can't resist that, n by d way, no i won't.

hardbody: Well, now that you are done telling this story, will you stop? LOL

No i was waiting for a muntula like u to finish it, n u did

How can i not know. Do one just fall in love at d snap of hand? All d same, i will just unlove d person, shekinah

Mr rooster, when sanity deserts u, friends stay to let u knw hw u fooled urself

2kurupt: If your scared of been proposed to, why not go into a friends-with- benefits kinda arrangement with them.

@Your question, yes most guys do propose out of fear of losing the lady.

Thank God nairaland got some sane persons.
I want to say this, when u re in d university u tend to date guys, which u dont necessarily want to marry. These re guys that has their studies to focus on or young guys who are working, n might not want to settle down yet, involving u in their family matters and av their sisters and sometimes d uncles and aunts calling ur cell phone. N b4 u knw it he proposes, not just in d bedroom bt where when I say ' u re not serious n ready for this he feels rejected.

cknaija: Lol... Nairaland may be fun after all, for a lady that is proud to have slept around and still takes offence at being called a prostitute, I believe you are the one on meddication, and you probably get a high from all the insults jobless people like myself throw back at you, I apologise, I'm sorry for my last sentence that came from my ass, I hope we can be friends and no I won't propose marriage, cus I'm not that curious and with all this drama I doubt I'll survive unless I'm like the proverbs guy that would stay hidden in the corner of the roof than face you on pms... for all it worth I also don't think marriage is for everyone, if you can't find a companion, then stay alone but if you must shag guys that are not married to you, keep in mind that society terms you as a prostitute, although you may be cheap or generous but that's society for you, no one wants to hear the prostitutes side of the story, except on nairaland... And I'm not judging you, just encouraging in you to be proud of the path you are walking and if you are not proud, then turn around, its never too late... Gosh my pill is beginging to wear off I'm talking through my a$$ again

D assss talking again, well i guess u av never slept wth more than five gals in ur life, right! That's good for u, u re just a small boy, still growing, u will get here. But b4 then can u pls shut d assss when matured ppl re talking, until u re able to understand a write up. I will forward u some Ben 10 to watch n some chocolate too. Know u will like it.

tpia1: Op

You shouldnt be complaining about people judging you, when you chose to publicly put your business out for the whole world to comment on.

Were you forced to open the thread?

Only hookers behave this way, so yes, i'd advise you to look for a personal relationship with Jesus and get deliverance from your spirit of nymphomania and licentiousness

As u claim to b better than me, remember me in ur prayers, oh on d other hand u can shove it

dmcdad: Y would I judge u wen I'm not better of than u? Y would I choose to be with whores when I could get it 4rm a gf? It just happened that of all the gurlz that I've dated in d past, I didnt sleep with any.

have u stopped dating or what

dmcdad: @bolded.. I've never slept with any gurl I dated...

Well that's a very good thing u got going, I have, n re u gonna judge me? Oh I get it u dont sleep wth them so u just wanked or just with d hookers

cknaija: Yes men propose marriage out of curiosity, and men propose marriage when they need you for sex only and men propose marriage when they need you for rituals and yes men propose marriage when they really want to marry you, but I guess you already know that, but I'm new here and I've got the time to waste on posts that don't need much reactions, thanks for encouraging men to see women as sex objects

U made some points here bt I guess that was when u took ur pill, does it wane off so quickly, cos ur last sentence really came from ur assss

binger: Don't mind the lil girl...truth does hurt

Like I said, only ppl that think with their assss

dmcdad: All na lamba... If u share cake give anyone of them u go discover mouth go close by force... Them knw say u dy very benevolent and magnanimous. So, in order not to waste time, them go just throw u marriage proposal 2 use make u give them groundnut chop sharperly without wasting much time

Dont u make love wth d gals u ve dated? Do u always av d intent of marrying every gal u dated. ?

luvmijeje: Op hw many proposal ve u received?

Five plus this player guy i just needed for rebound.

ladysmart: @ poster, i tot u needed our candid advice, but i just realized u re here to throw insults at people.

Only ppl dat think wth their assss

tpia1: op what's the meaning of your post, and what point are you trying to make?

are you a professional hooker?

Y will u say that, that I have slept and dated five since my kitten got blasted does not make me a hooker, though u can think whatever u like.

binger: Thanks for confirming. U really have malaria. Apart 4rm a doctor,i think u shud also visit a sexologist...the way you open your legs for those boys is amazing,yet inimical to ur prestige.

I dont av a problem with my sexxx life, I love my sexxx life n my sexxx life loves me. Good boy keep it to yaself

omega25red: well while you keep wasting your life bouncing from one dicq to the other you should realise that eventually your youth will betray you and all these guys who are proposing will eventually figure out that they have all taken a ride on you. This will limit your choice of suitors and then you will be back her complaining about how God will not send you the man of your dreams

being young and having fun with life is cool but planning for later is not a bad idea either. (wow i sound like an old person)

Y dont u wait till i complain, I dont marry cos its in vogue, mehn, av got me a focus n u can just shut it,.

binger: What is this bushwa? OP,isn't it clear to you that they are only joking? Do you have Malaria?...Pls confirm

It takes one with malaria to know one with malaria.
U may b right though, bt why re they coming back for d same thing,

omega25red: So far all you have said is that you have and are gaining miles on your pnssy.

yeah n so

All the guys av dated wants to marry me even those who clearly dont have marriage plans b4 i met them, and can't carry d responsibility. I've been so much embarrassed with these their, '' Amy will u marry me syndrome'' some still depend on their parents. I do make love wth them, so I dont think they re saying it to bring me to bed,(i was there already) after my mummy's boy saga i decided to lay low for awhile. Four weeks ago i started going out with this notorious player guy in my area, for d fun of it. I new he love women n dnt want to settle down yet, like i said that's exactly what i needed, To my greatest surprise he ask me to come to his birthday party last Thursday in his parents compound @ 9th miles,they re throwing d bash for him . N before i could say Jack Robinson, when they ask him for his wish he said '' Amy will u marry me n his parents were there. This is a guy we never say I love u to each other, i was embarrassed i tear race n then my question,

N it all boils down to ur question, can u come inside ? Hell no!

Still very beautiful

Post a link that leads to somewhere

Unu ekwusigo, ok, ka m kwue my own, I dont believe God will ever want His son to b conceived by a woman that was tainted with any type of sin, nawao, do u ppl even know who u re talking abt, na Jesus and d Papa o, they re capable of doing d undone. So biko hapu anyi like we dey n mind ur own mode of worship.

I was searching for Kegite on Google n boom, nairaland forum n one time i don register

INDIA VS NIGERIA: 99-1
Please, did you watch the match or heard about it?.
When i was young, this story used to be common that India used juju to beat Nigeria 99-1. I heard it was a well known Nigeria football player that scored our only goal, the ball changed to a stone and he kicked it without thinking twice. All our players were just seeing double, all our goalkeeper could see each time an Indian player played the ball at him was a roaring lion and a ball of fire which made him to run away from the goal post. I also heard this was why India is banned forever from playing football.
Please, is this story true?. Did you watch the match or heard about it too?.

Pls does any one has the seasonal Programme of Donald Trump called ' The Billionaire Apprentice' Or knew where I can get it, all season. Av searched all d places in Enugu and Anambra. I wacthed d 8th season n its very very interesting.

14 serious wasted years