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I really wonder also. Av onced cooked my tomato paste like that with oil on it bt not to fry, and everybody was like, why didnt i let d tomatoes dry. Even though i like that rawness abt it. No one else do, so I now fry and fryyy. Which is so wrong, nutrition wise

Have a big plan to cheat next week. This guy is just too hot.

Nigerian Police and their wahala!!

9jaPoliceBeLikewhy is ur laptop bag empty, you want to steal laptop and keep it in the bag abi, oya enta motor

9jaPoliceBeLikeThe victim committed Suicide, but we just arrested the person that killed him.....

‪9jaPoliceBeLike Oga, dis your Range Rover Sport fine o..oya use am take jam dis wall make we check whether the airbag dey work. uno gree? oya park!!!

9jaPoliceBeLike why your car no get A/C? u wan use heat kill yourself...your wan commit suicide?.. Oga Park well

9jaPolicebelike the picture in your license you carry Afro, why do u Now carry low cut now? Ogbeni Abeg come down.

9jaPoliceBeLike why do u have fertilizer in your boot? You dey grow weed abi? Follow us to station.

9jaPoliceBeLike your car radio is playing "ema dami duro" young man, if u want to say something, you better say it directly!!!

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Add yours. .dont spoil the Fun!! Leggo

Like WTF is he thinking. Anybody that paticipated in in Jesus's judgement and crucifixion is dead n forgotten

I saw this on a friends wall n decided to know your opinion.
Please my people, what do you think about these men who come to pray for people at the motor parks. The other day, one come to pray for us as our bus was about to leave... After praying and we all said 'amen' I was expecting him to leave, but he stood there looking at us... It wasn't until some people gave him some money that he left... my people, I think this is another form of professional begging! What do u think.

Believe me, we know what u want which is sex but we want to know how much u love us to want sex, so let me give u some expo. When asked such a question ur answer should be, I want to make love to u n seal our love both body and mind(never use d word SOUL) even if its a lie n we know, we will let u do some fu-ck-ing

Na una sabi o. Whether na catholic church start world war 1,2, and is about to start world war 3 n biafran war join, She will still be my one n only place of worship.
N.B. Catholic church is where d solution of d world problem lies, deny it as u want, it is.

Jack Baur doesnt need an Anesthetic to get a surgery done, pain is afraid of him,
The president doesnt av the final say, Jack Baur does.
Ur life is not in danger until Jack Baur says so.
My 2cents. I so love me some 24. Op u did well.
Chuck Norris has nothing on Jack jor

Anything for d damn business(money)

It's someone like u that will still say ' i met this girl n took her to a restaurant, meeehn, u need to see how she demolished the food like say she never shop for one week.' if u dont like it just tell her to finish d damn food.

Cousin is cousin, whether distance or near. So give her good warning n b serious abt it.

Are u not mr cork again?, u can do all thing kitty

“We too, want to have freedom,
freedom of religion, freedom to
worship as we choose without fear.

AND OFCOURSE FREEDOM TO BLOW HUNDREDS PEOPLE UP, N B REWARDED WITH 72 VIRGINS IN ALLAH'S KINGDOM.

MTCHEEW, NA CRAZE THEY WORRY ALL U MUSLIM

.why are muslims
always critizized and treated badly

Cos muslims are bad, shikena

Logicboy03: Op,

The answer is simple. A guy was jacked on drugs and he beat 5 men......Scarface things.....


Nothing special. Either that or your story is false

I expected u to say my story is false, cos that is all u say whenever u dont av anymore of ur logica explanation to give.
Imagine asking atheist to explain, now am more confused than ever.

ooman: Have you thought about fat weakening poisons, fluid or gaseous that could have been used to weaken the guy. The skin is permeable to fat & some selected substances.
The guy must have doped to have started the fight.

Just a little closer to things around you and you will understand how nature works and that no god control it, because god cannot exist. Gods are too complex to be uncreated. Spirits are too immaterial to be conscious. Let reason rule your every thought.

U dont understand, the guy just needed to touch them to weaken them, but when d woman hit him with d broom sticks it was d other way round.

Happy birthday Prophet T.B Joshua

I went to my villa during the Easter period n one day there was a fight @ d neighbouring family n my elder brother wanted to go n check it out n my mum was like, 'don't goo, Mike has done Eti Ada(a kind of charm u do n when u re in a fight u can beat seven men n they cant do u anything)n I was like, Mike who i can even beat one hand. Fastforward to last week I went to village again n on getting down from d bus I saw ppl fighting n it was this same man beating big guys left n right, more than five guys, if u want to seperate then he will beat u join. It was when one woman brought few broom stick n flog him, he fell down n then those guys were able to stand up n walk out in shame.
After my sisters death I stopped believing therez anything beyond what am seeing, but what I saw that day made me more confused. Pls if therez an explanation to this I will love it. Thanks

Why do docs think they av d power of life and death.

They re not d first

Ikenga nri: i suspect that you're one of those psychos that escaped from the ugandan hospital.

Seriously? U must be high on toilet paper. Or u dont comprehend well

Well, they re fearfully made by God, show some love

Tunmich: Baba Fraud!!! Nigerians please run for your money. Ole ni Charles Dukwe oo. Their Lagos director is Malachi. Manager is Chidi, all of them are professional 419s. Lagos State Government .. pls do something now. pls watch out Dr. Reuben Abati comment on channels TV about this.

Thank u so much, i had my doubts so i didnt do it. Am glad

I told a friend i have like 33 numbers off heart, n they were like, lie. Bt av seen someone who can av up to seventy diff. Numbers. So now d question

Una don finish? Make i talk my own.
Achebe's death is a blessing in disguise, nomatter how short it will last.
For all d years av lived in this my home town Ogidi, av never seen it this clean. All d waste along d roads has been cleared n d gutters too. Dancing to Tuface's Ihe n'eme...

[quote author=Blue-eyed boi]....Are you posting from experience??..please be sincere..[/quote]Haba! Just commenting

u forgot to add, when u wish to break up with him n all his family members and friends are bombarding u with call that if d guy dies o, his blood is on my head o. I hate this.
Some even say if u try to leave there will b bloodshed, like am a possession

shez beautiful, but pls know it that am finer than her, big time

Yeah, she is beautiful. Well they av not seen me

N d rest is history