₦airaland Forum

My bro about to get that paid, if it's dngt cement truck.
Hope he has the sense to call his lawyer immediately.

Sultty:
crawl under your rock, desert rodent

You mistake me for one of your desert dwelling, camel piss drinking, goat fucking brethren.
I'm from a good land that has lush vegetation, beautiful palm trees and sweet flowing waters.

(7:58) As for the good land, vegetation comes forth in abundance by the command of its Lord, whereas from the bad land, only poor vegetation comes forth.

Odingo1:
Is unfortunate that Africans believe that Arabs are descendant of Ismail not knowing that Ishmaelites settled in horn African. Arabs exist before Abraham was born and are living in Arabian plain.

Arabs started claiming descendant from Ishmael to make Mohammed Koran more presentable.

So what you're saying is that they are claiming to be the spiritual sons of Ishmael?

Tell the sons of Ishmael to leave Isaac's sons alone.

Watianoengineer:
Everyone from Anambra na billionaire yet Ifesinachi buses from anambra dey carry full load of billionaires looking for greener pastures in Lagos every day

I read your comment and I could literally smell the festering open wound in your mind.
We are not surprised, bad belle dey cause bad breath, that's why everything that comes out your mouth is vile.

Lagos is a the only functioning port of entry for goods imported into this cun-try, it is only reasonable that people who are into buying and selling of goods will try and make their way to the city.

Your government have purposely kept Portharcourts' seaport under-developed, because they know that the day it starts functioning at its maximum capacity, will mark the begin of the end for Lagos.

Excuse my French, but what the actual Bleep?

cjrane:
Nothing we can do now. We have to go through this storm and naira will finally stabilize at some point.

What we are observing are the fruits of mindless borrowing and printing of money that was the hallmark of Buhari's regime. Unfortunately, these things take time to manifest and Tinubu is the unlucky guy in power when the effects of those economic crimes by Buhari are now manifesting.

Arrant nonsense. Sometimes I wonder if you guys are paid to come on here and regurgitate whatever nonsense you've been feeding on

Talking like Tinubu is not from the same party - Arewa people's congress.
Who sold Buhari to the Nigerian populace during the campaign?

Pixel 7 pro

Nokia had a 10yr lead on its closest competitor but dropped the ball by not adapting to new techs and OS.
Every other player saw that android o.s was the future and quickly adopted it, while Nokia still stuck to its Symbian o.s and by the time they realized their mistakes, they had already lost the majority share of the phone market.

I remember watching a video wherein the former CEO was giving a press conference and crying saying "they did everything right and still failed" and I was just yelling at my screen "stfu you idiot man".

Before I answer, quick question - who did you vote for in the last election?

Then why do they fight and commit atrocities so that they can enter power, if they know they can't change things.
Buhari said the same thing after ruling for 8 complete years with nothing to show for.

merits:
Like your father

You only defend him because he's a brother in the same faith, under that Arewa people congress flag.

Call yourselves "Born to rule", but you guys are not fit to be Lords over the very cows you rear and hold sacred, talk more about being in positions of power.

When a clown becomes king, the palace becomes a circus.

We expected it.
Every since Arewa people congress stole power from Jonathan, using threats of death and destruction of lives and properties, we knew it was over. It was then that Nigeria as a democratic country died.

I fucking hate snakes, I don't know who sent me to open this thread by this time.
Now before I can comfortably sleep tonight, I have to thoroughly search my whole apartment for some imaginary snake that may have been able to climb up 5 flights of stairs into my apartment and is now patiently waiting for me to go to sleep.

Peacemaker5128:
Ibo Amaka

I know you didn't read the whole thing, you just checked for the name.
FYI, The Igbo had a yoruba working for him in his network.

Jeon:
Your cup of tea.

WHAT??

Broken Men making broken Women.. vice versa.

Jeon:
Just be fugly.

Speaking from experience?

What a terrible day to have the gift of eyesight.
Abeg tag your post - explicit photos.

Why is it only men boys that are creating this type of post?
Abi the female folk are immune to STDs.

When we tell you to marry a virgin, you call us archaic men.
If you married her a virgin, what other reference would she use to compare you.

Modern women do not deserve traditional Men.
Modern women + Modern Men
= Baby mama + Bleep boy.

100millionGoal:
No difference between this and praying with rosary or Quran

The people who pray with Rosary, their God is not a bloodthirsty demon that demands nor even accepts human sacrifice.

If she posts you, her legion of simps may stop helping her.

I doesn't move me anymore when people like her make the evening news or Nairaland homepage with caption: "Lady found dead with missing private parts".

siant:
God honoured his prayer, simply because He wanted to prove something to king Ahab. There's nothing God does without a purpose. If there were miracles in the ministries of Elijah and Elisha, it was as a result of the time they lived. They were not different from the rest of the prophets and of course, the contemporary christians.
There was a record in the Bible where the bones of Elisha who was already dead raised a dead. Why couldn't they preserve the bone and use it to raise everyone who is dead? Like I said, God does everything for a purpose.
As He has been doing in the past, He is doing it today through us . The Holy Spirit is here with us.
Those men were not different from us,
I have made a scriptural passage. So deal with it.

You're just sanctimonious with no real depth to your understanding of the Bible and with no substance to add to what I said.
You seem like a person who enjoys hearing the sound of his/her voice reverbrating in their cavernous skull. Learn to only talk when you have something tangible to add, and not just because the opportunity is there.

- What do you mean by "... If there were miracles in the ministries of Elijah and Elisha, it was as a result of the time they lived. They were not different from the rest of the prophets and of course, the contemporary christians..."
Abeg, where are the miracles that you are performing as a result of the time we are living in or are you not aware that we are in an unprecedented time in Nigeria

- If you say that they were not different from the rest of the Prophets, then go and learn about "Consecration" and what it means to be set apart.
Do you even understand that there are different categories of Prophets - go and also read up on the topic.
God can use everybody but to an extent, not because he is not powerful enough but because of our individual faults and shortcoming.
Even I a human cannot build a skyscraper on a foundation that was dug to support a bungalow.

- kindly elucidate on the point that you are trying to make with these rant "..There was a record in the Bible where the bones of Elisha who was already dead raised a dead. Why couldn't they preserve the bone and use it to raise everyone who is dead?".

- Understand that there are men who have journeyed far with God, who have ascended the mountain and communed with God one-on-one.
Men who after seeing God's face, had to wear a veil so that there fellow men will not be afraid of their radiant face. These type of Men are extraordinary and different from their kin & kind.
Those Men are different from you in the sense that with fortitude, they have developed the capacity to house a greater dimension of God not seen on Earth before.

siant:
They were men like us.
'Elias was a man subject to like passions as we are, and he prayed earnestly that it might not rain: and it rained not on the earth in the space of three years and six months. And he prayed again, and heaven gave rain again, and the earth brought forth her fruits.' James 5:17-18 (kjv)

We can do all things through Christ who strengthens us.

What is your point exactly?
If you call someone an extraordinary man, does that mean that he's no longer man?

I want you understand that all men are not equal.
If you are equal to him, then why don't you pray for rain not to fall, and let's see.
- Learn to honor extraordinary men.

khalling2008:
Wailing wailer wailest

Begging, Begger, Beggerest.
Abeg send 911 truck to come and pack your Beggers off of our streets

khalling2008:
It will soon come down. The enemy of Nigeria is jubilating. I can now understand that most people who are rejoicing in any bad news about Nigeria are Christian, they are the ones who don't want the progress of the country. They believed that the North would start the revolution but their expectation failed woefully.

Nobody had ever expected anything good to come out of the North, not even a revolution. After all, you are your father's sons, the children of the bond woman.

From the moment Arewa people's congress grabbed power from Jonathan, we already knew that the country had gone to the dogs.

Our expectations for this country was very low, but you people somehow descended even lower than we thought possible.

Elijah & Elisha.
These were no ordinary men.

Tetraozonaitera:
If they had succeeded, they would have been in a beer parlor by now bragging and praising themselves.
"Nna, if you see the way I pick am. You go think say I did a PhD in pickpocketing"
"Aaahaaah, Ngozi give us one one bottles extra"

"Chukwudi, which bus stop we dey work tomorrow,"

Name checkers forgive me. Na ordinary illustration I dey make.

We forgive you, bruv. We understand that it is your Ancestral legacy that is manifesting.
Anya ụfụ na obi na kwuo ka diesel engine.

Look at me already pitying them, while I got robbed at gunpoint less than 2 weeks ago.
Sha, I support giving them a beating of a lifetime and handing them over to police, but when it degenerates to burning them alive, I wash my hands off the matter.

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thesicilian:
Peter Obi needs to go and apologize to this man Reno Omokri. This neck pressing is getting too much

Lol. No be only neck pressing. Na full body massage.

I blame Peter Obi for engaging the rabbid dog.