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@Exousiang01 Come and wail about the Igbos on this thread.

I swear I've trained A.I models that are more coherent than you.
@seun please be honest, is this user a bot, because if he/she is not a bot, then you may want to set a limit on how many topics a user can create in a day.

Exousiang01:
Great job.

If this were to be in the east.
The headliner would have been " The largest Pig farm in Nigeria Owned by an Igbo man, richest Pig Farmer in Africa"

Then the comments that would follow would be
Igbo Amaka
Igbos the China of Africa
If not for Igbos Nigeria will never progress
Etc.....

Just chilling tho.
Good to be back in the country, everything na cruise....

His name is Obinna Udeh and I'd dare to say he is the richest pig farmer in that state.

I want you to know that our doings get level, and you people who have refused to see anything good with your two eyes, will develop ulcer over it.

Welcome back to Nigeria, hope say you atleast were able to change the rusted roof on your father's old house.

My brother in the lord, Know that you are with a damaged woman.
Either her parents marriage or her former relationship(s), has skewed her perception of what a healthy relationship should look like.
My only advise - Don’t show weakness in any way (physical or emotional) or you'll be used & kicked to the curb.
I won't say more than that.
No smooth brained person should quote me.

I don't know why Nigerian women would rather argue that "the baby may have been exchanged at birth", which is far more unlikely because most of our hospitals in Nigeria do not have a common nursery room like the hospitals abroad.

Women, from the dawn of time, have been knowingly committing paternity fraud, because it gives them and their bastard offspring, the best of both world.

She knows that the real father may not be able to cater for the child, so she knowingly shifts responsibility to the cucked husband and secures financial security, while the baby keeps the "good" genetic material from the male lover she is attracted to.

When we tell you to take the red pill, you call us Misogynists. No wahala, keep raising other people's offsprings.

TINTINABULATION:
The answer lies in any of the underlisted:

1. The man may have to re-conduct the test several times in different hospitals before he can actually confirm his true genotype. Some pple believe they are AA for years whereas they are AS on further examination.

2. The baby was mistakenly exchanged at birth. Our healthcare facilities could be careless at time. We have Frontline caregivers who are peevish and never happy doing their jobs.

3. The Lady was put in state by another man

While No 3 may appear as the most quick & popular conclusion, No 1 & 2 are not also unlikely.

1. The man has already conducted a paternity test, after the genotype issue made him question if the child is his, and it came out negative.

I just hope both team have fun.

The Ijaw people just like a lot of other tribes in the middle belt, SW, and SS, should realize by now that they fought on the wrong side of the war.

All of you that opened this page with your prejudiced assumptions, hope say pepper blow enter your eyes.

Somebody should wake up Yakubu Gowon "Jack" and tell him his state is burning.
All the useful idiots that were used to fight the war should be ashamed of what they fought foe

Relationship wey architect neva even send back building plan, talk more of even starting to dig foundation, na im dey don bill you money and new phone.
Abeg chief, no forget to send her money this week. Her man needs to change wardrobe.

"One time for my L.A. sisters
One time for my L.A. ho's
Lame niggas can't tell the difference
One time for a nigga who know
Don't save her, she don't wanna be saved (x4)"

- J. Cole ( No Role Modelz)

The men that sleep with mad women are the same rich men & Alhajis, that "sane" women will enter airplane & night bus to travel & meet, for the privilege of sleeping with them.

Lol, It all worked out.
Those women that were fluctuating on the side lines, slyly waiting for me to make it before they commit to me, they can't tell you how my money smells or taste like.
I'm going to break their hearts further by finding a younger and more beautiful woman and marry her, right before their very eyes.

Blind people wey no fit read this your rubbish no know wetin God do for them.

Some of Y'all need to leave all this relationship stuff alone, and go back to school.
How tf does a grown ass adult misspell simple five letter words. Even your phone's auto correct feature has given up on you.

Put down your rose colored glasses so that you can clearly see the red flags for what they are truly are.
Jealousy comes paired with manipulation, that why it was not surprising to read the line "She is very caring though. If I tell her I am going out, she will call me about every 30 minutes. She will say she is checking on me."
That kind of behavior usually ends with a knife in your stomach, and you, slowly and painfully bleeding out on the floor.
A word is....

Back in my Uni days, on my way back from class I met my roommate at the entrance of the hostel and I asked him where he was going. He said he was just going to buy something from one the shops at the bus park, that is close to the hostel.

After speaking with him at the entrance, I headed straight for our room which was like 45 second walk from where I met him. Imagine my surprise when I got to the room, and as I unlocked the door, the guy I just spoke with was on his bed, in his boxers brief and pressing his phone. He even casually greeted me "Guy, how far....My brain almost fried.

I just jejely turned around and walked out of the room, and went to one of my course mate's room to sleep.
Later when I came back to the room, he saw me and started laughing. I just asked him whether he got his witchcraft from his house or whether they recruited him in school.

He'll learn, one way or the other.

There are powers behind that movement, they convince women that they do not have a good portion in the world because it was given to men, and
promises to liberate and give power to women.
Most core feminist are conscious crafts or have spirit husbands influence.

You deserve whatever you tolerate.

Follow this steps carefully.

Step 1:
Hot water
Not just any hot water, a superheated hot water.

Step 2:
Wait for the nairaland mod that's on duty, to come and stir the super saturated water.
Clockwise x2.
Anticlockwise x2.

Step 3:
Dip your your whole body in the water 7 times.
Recite this mantra:
"Seun did not create this website for genital slinging Desperados to disturb people. Nairaland is not an STD clinic"

Step 4:
Sprinkle dangote's salt on yourself. Mix 2 cubes of Maggi seasoning in 50ml of water and drink.

Step 5:
Lay down in the sun and wait. The vultures will arrive any minute to peck out the genital warts.

Step 6:
Thank me later. Tell me if you need my aza.

Like and share this recipe steps on how to feed the local birds in your area cure genital warts.

There is a difference between fasting and dry fasting, personally, I don't think anyone can do without water for 31 days.

Ballzproblem2:
I have seen your picture before indeed you are not fine ,men have poor taste not surprised

Lmao, No be like that naa.
Even pro footballers never tackle each other like this.

99% sure one of the groom's men is bedding that woman.

skaramanga:
Ok
But their communities are a big mess with kidnappers, hoodlums and unknown gunmen terrorizing and over running their villages.

These Igbo billionaires are not wise aswear.

Buying 60 Billion Naira jet when you cannot spend a few million to secure your own backyard.

You'll manage to buy data with 100 Naira and come online to say rubbish.

Do you know the man personally?
Do you know what he is doing for his people privately?

Do you expect a private individual to take on the responsibility of the government?
Did he run for governor, representative, senator or president?

Have all the Northern billionaires and those in power, secured their own backyards.
How many IDP's and almajari's have they helped? Have the unknown gunmen that are terrorizing and over running their villages, been dealt with?

Have all the western billionaires and those in government secured their backyards and defended their cultures and traditions.

It's easy to criticize, especially knowing deep down that you may never attain the heights that those men have reached

Kestolove:
Tinubu is greater ND bigger than all the iyamiri's in the world

Na your people still suffer pass.
Selling their cars for bicycles
Pushing wheelbarrows with tiger nut & dried dates.
Your women literally knocking on our gate to beg for food stuff.

If you want to shut the iyamiri's up permanently, Use the government that you claim to be your inheritance from your drunken father - Usman Dan fodio- & fix the damned contraption you call a country.
When things are well with your fathers house, then come and criticize them

Greattestman:
He's a fool!
How can you let loose of your self in this dangerous and perilous times?

Where is your empathy?
Where is your humanity?

Even an animal like the elephant, knows how to show respect to the dead, even when they are not of the same species.

You are less than an animal.

What a terrible days to have eyes & data.

All these guys from different countries have slept with you, but none of them thought you were worth putting a ring on...Shame.

I read the woman's name as "Sakura" and started wondering if Naruto & people of the hidden leaf village have started doing deliverance.

"shey na statistics we go chop"

Very soon una go chop grass.

Just say that you people have diverted 14% of produced crude into your pockets.

I've seen where people shut off the trunk line metering unit of a flowstation & under report what was produced.